Suzy fights Jess By Mook Mookzone@webtv.net This next fight is one that I set up. It was between my sister Suzy (Suzanne) and my girlfriend Jess (Jessica). Suzy stats are 5'9 and about 120lbs, lean, hardbody. Jess was also 5'9 about 130lbs, a bit thicker, but not as ripped. Both are very tough and good fighters. I was always looking for a good fight for Suzy, but she was two years older and all the girls knew she was tough and no real good fights between Suz and one of my girlfriends had happened yet. When I was a freshman at Chapperal High I also had a lot of friends at other highschools. A buddy of mine named Adam who went to Horizon High introduced me to Jess. Adam knew I was into fighting babes, and Jess was known as one of the toughest girls at Horizon. We hit it off, and started dating. We would often talk about her fights and we started to work out and spar together. She was a sophomore at the time, and I could tell that she would be a very hard fight for Suzy. First I told each of them about the other, planting seeds that made them start to dislike and bad-talk each other. I also like to talk to each girl and talk strategy before they fight each other. I'll talk to them about hand speed and that the other girl said she punches much harder and faster than you. I talk about their bodies like "she says your arms and shoulders are weaker than hers and that you can't take a punch." I try to do this as close to fight time as I can. I found that it can really heat up the fistfighting action of a catfight. When Jess started to come over, I started to feel the tension when the two would be near one another. I could tell that they were sizing each other up more and more. Any talking they did was very "catty". The words were normal, but their attitude was blatantly sarcastic. Finally one time Suzy was really being a bitch to Jess and as we were leaving the house, Jess told me "she's gonna get her ass kicked,if she keeps it up!" She said it loud enough for Suzy to hear. I was surprised that Suzy didn't come after her right then, but I could tell that Suzy realized that Jess could handle herself and wouldn't be intimidated. For the next couple days, Suzy kept telling me and my buddies to "bring her over and I'll kick her ass." I told Adam what was going on and he said "are you fuckin serious?" "Suzy wants to fight her?" I told him not to tell Jess anything, just bring her over after school. I knew there would be at least 3 hours before my folks got home. The next day when we got home, Suzy grabbed something to eat and went in the rec room to watch tv. Now I was just waiting for Adam and Jess to show up. After about 15min they pulled up the driveway. I was already getting cool chills thinking about them fighting. Suzy couldn't hear them walk in because the rec room was on the other side of the house. We then told Jess that Suzy said she wanted to fight her. Jess asked where Suzy was and we told her the rec room. We all walked over there and I stuck my head in and told Suzy that Jess was here. Suzy replied "so", and continued watching tv. Jess then pushed past me and walked over to where Suzy was sitting. Jess started asking Suzy "Do you have a problem?" Suzy kept saying "excuse me" "excuse me" and making a sweeping motion with her hand. Jess continued to taunt Suzy and block her view of the tv. "Say it to my face!" "Say it now bitch!" Adam and I were about 2 ft back in the doorway. Suzy had her feet up on the coffee table and Jess kicked one of Suzy's feet off. Suzy flew to her feet and got right in Jess's face. They went nose to nose trading words. Jess said "get out of my face." and pushed Suzy back into the couch Suzy almost fell back, but caught herself. She came back at Jess and said "I don't think so." Punches started flying!! These were two tall slender babes were really beating on each other! They both threw maybe 20 to 30 punches about 10 landed hard. Jess was really rocked by a shot and looked like she might go down, but then came back punching. Jess was a little faster, but Suzy got in the hardest shot. After the flurry they grabbed hair real tight and slammed into a pressboard cabinet, smashing the door to peices and almost collapsing it on top of themselves. About that time two other friends Jon and Oshe walked in behind us "are they fighting?" jon asked. I said, "Dude look", and backed out of the doorway. They looked in and said "HOLY SHIT!" There was stuff all over the floor. The glass was half way off the coffee table, The couch was pushed around and pillows on the floor. The cabinet was smashed and the pieces were all over. You could see hair on the floor all the way from the door. Meanwhile, the girls are still going at it. Adam started making comments form the doorway. "Are you guys through yet?" I said "Let em go man!" That got the girls to start talking to each other and fighting harder again. Suzy grabbed a metal tape dispenser off the desk and started hitting Jess in the head. We started running to help Jess but she broke loose and ran toward us and Suzy threw the tape holder which whizzed by our heads nailed the door and hit the washer in the laundry area. She was going wild. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BITCH!" Suzy was coming after everyone! We all got out into the laundry area, and Suzy slammed the door as hard as she could. Adam and I took Jess to the Emergency Room for stitches for her head and eye. In the light I could see all of the damage. Her eye was closing up. She had deep scratches on her arms neck and face. bloody nose and mouth, but she was ok with it. All except she was enraged at Suzy for using the tape dispensor as we all were. When I got back home my folks were there and what a mess.We got busted! They were used to us getting into brawls, but not in the house like that. Suzy had plenty of damage to her also, but got cleaned up and cooled off. Afterward, I asked what happened to her and she said Jess was slamming her head into the cabinets and she just saw red at tha point. I had to clean up the mess but didn't mind to much after a brawl like that. A good amount of hair was collected off the floor and I spent a while cleaning blood spots off of everything. I learned a big lesson too. DON'T SET UP FIGHTS IN THE HOUSE!! As for who won, Suzy was getting the better of Jess, but resorted to using a weapon. It should definitely been outside where there are no objects around. I was always more conscious of stuff like that after this fight. They both still hated each other after the fight. I dated Jess for over a year. Saw her in two good fights including this one. Saw her again, a couple years ago when I went back home. She still looks awesome. I jokingly asked her if she remembered the fight, she laughed and showed me the scars and even some new ones. Said she would fight Suzy again. This time no tape dispenser. Submit questions if you have them. Thanx Mook