INDEX - The St Cat's Saga By Some sort of dog A list of stories, with summaries of each [Note: these stories will (possibly) make more sense if you read hem in a particular order, the order in which they are listed in this index, rather than the alphabetical order of the directory listing. Further information about St Cat's stories is available from gspot@nildram.co.uk] Fourth Form at St Cat's: Meet Shan, and her bestest friend, Megan, known as Smegs for whatever reason. After an accident in the school laboratory, the girls, and their Chemistry teacher, Moggie Anderson, suffer some strange side effects, or rather, front effects. We also meet Shan's other bestest friend, Baps, and from the same village, Shan's first real boyfriend. Fifth Form at St Cat's: In the continuing adventures of Shan, now revealed as Chauntaille Gruntworthy, a dangerous substance gets loose with devastating effect as the girls of the Fifth Form work on their holiday film project. As breasts and other things reach absurd proportions, the search is on for the villainess of the story. St Cat's - Megan's Revenge: Furious at restrictive school uniform regulations, Megan takes her revenge, which gets out of hand, causing widespread breast-growth, rampant horniness and unscheduled lactation throughout Southern England. But it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, and all that milk has its uses. St Cat's Dairies: The School's Head Girl, Shan, finds herself outgrowing her shirts as she blunders along in search of rewarding relationships. All around her, other girls' relationships are proving highly fruitful. Meanwhile, Smegs finds that a Dairy proprietor's lot is not always a happy one, but her enterprise knows no bounds, and she becomes the latest entrepreneur to discover that where there's muck, there's money. Big Little Sister: Not a St Cat's story, nevertheless it contains some characters who later develop some relevance to the saga. A girl tells how she and her sister, Tanya find a way of spending Saturday evenings. Later, the story follows one or two of their growing-up adventures. Trudy - A 50's Romance: From a different author, Road Dog, Trudy's also comes to have a bearing on the St Cat's scene, much later. Here, though, in a tale which the writer is still to complete, we follow Trudy through her early years. Grown-Up Girls: An unexpected family reunion brings Grandma Trudy together face to face with her long-estranged daughter, her busty grand-daughters and their amazing kids. They meet Maisie, the house-keeper, her teenage son, Davie, whose hormones are becoming a problem, and Clarrie, the nymphomaniac serving wench. And what do you know, it is decided to send the little girls to St Cat's as soon as they're (almost) old enough and (certainly) big enough. New Girls at St Cat's: Those naughty daughters start at St Cat's, where some of the teaching staff are oddly familiar. And after an upheaval, even more new teachers arrive to teach at SCAPA, St Cat's Academy for the Performing Arts, where ten-foot tits are thick upon the ground, and getting thicker by the minute. More New Girls at St Cat's : They shouldn't allow those girls near the Sexual Chemistry Lab! Love Potion Number One, the ScatBra, and other essential aids to modern living. And the girls even take a hand in interviewing the new male teaching staff. Or both hands. Matters come to a climax at the Christmas party. Even More New Girls at St Cat's : Christmas Holidays at Fillamore Deepleigh, and a gathering of giant-breasted girls get down to some serious celebrating in true abandoned village style. Foaming pints all round, a marked lack of moderation in all things, and those little girls on the loose to make sure everyone has a swell time. Back to School at St Cat's : New arrivals at the school provide an ideal opportunity for the Sexual Chemistry girls to carry out some vital research and development work, although Miss Thunderbolt should perhaps have given a little more thought to her international plans. Big Feature at St Cat's: The St Cat's Chorus goes on tour, but its Big Night becomes just that for some of its members. Meanwhile, back at school, wheelbarrows are replacing bras for some of the girls, and a film project turns into a nightmare when the female lead becomes a Big Star. All of this falls under the considerable shadow of Miss Corinne Meadowlark, a character (loosely) based on a real, live girl! Already far longer than any of the previous St Cat's stories, it is the first ever big-breasted soap. Head Girl of St Cat's: As the school gets back together after the summer holidays, a crop of new girls mingles with the seasoned old pros. Miss Thunderbolt has a startling and radical plan for the appointment of the next Head Girl. But no idea is ever as straightforward as it ought to be. Look out for alarming developments. ST CAT'S CHORUS - Personnel and measurements at the time of the Choir Contest. Anstiss, Marianne 13 39-25-36 Axelschaft, Gudrun 16 82-23-31 Barrymore, Katherine 12 40-31-38 Bosomworth, Joyce 16 99-22-33 Bosomworth, Judith 16 99-22-33 Buttermilk, Daisy 14 40-27-38 * Chubbe, Charlotte 14 39-24-34 * Elphinstone, Vivienne 15 50-18-29 Elphinstone, Xanthe 14 53-17-28 Elphinstone, Yvonne 12 55-16-27 Hunter-Dunne, Joan 15 40-23-34 Langsdorf, The Countess 16 118-23-34 Lobotomy, Virginia 17 91-20-33 Morgenstern, Vulva 14 48-24-31 * Murgatroyd, Amelia 15 44-25-35 Ng, Lim-Bim-Xuoyung 12 65-16-28 Normanby, Belinda 11 36-24-36 Overdyke, Shellie 15 42-26-35 Oxberry, Anne-Maria 14 26-26-26 * Quennelle, Jennifer 15 40-21-34 Shepherd-Fox, Susan 15 38-24-34 Sleesonby, Salacia 12 41-27-39 Smith-Smythe, Sam 15 50-42-54 Stravinsky, Pubella 16 85-18-28 Thundersley, Stephanie 14 40-27-38 * Thweape, Jayne-Lee 17 105-22-32 Tompkinson, Jennifer 13 34-22-30 Undershaw, Yvonne 13 33-24-31 Upcock, Gwendoline 17 98-36-46 Zyldavrian, Cornetta 15 37-23-33 The girls marked with an asterisk * were affected by further growth during the tour. Their measurements were estimated at the time. Buttermilk, Daisy 14 72-27-38 Chubbe, Charlotte 14 60-24-34 Morgenstern, Vulva 14 77-24-31 Oxberry, Anne-Maria 14 86-26-32 Thundersley, Stephanie 14 69-27-38 Their new measurements were taken later, on their return to St Cat's, using the table top method. Buttermilk, Daisy 14 92-27-38 Chubbe, Charlotte 14 64-24-34 Morgenstern, Vulva 14 85-24-31 Oxberry, Anne-Maria 14 140-26-32 Thundersley, Stephanie 14 88-27-38 All measurements were provided by the St Cat's Junior Statistics Group.