Research and Development by Some Sort of Dog Issue 11 of the newsletter ===================================================================== *** RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT NUMBER 11 *** Special Women's Issues Special Issue ===================================================================== Hi, again. Better late than never, girls. There's a bit of a Bra- Buyer's Guide feel to this issue. It wasn't intentional, it's just the way it worked out. A number of articles and story reviews seem to address the problems girls have when they're more well-endowed than most. And although men still outnumber women in R & D's mailing list, more and more women are turning to R & D for advice and comfort when things get tight. And to those guys who wouldn't be seen dead reading a woman's magazine, at least *try* to grasp the basic principles of the bra sizing system - before one of us dies. In the current atmosphere of hysteria and paranoia over Internet censorship which seems to be sweeping the world - correction, the USA - at the moment; we offer a brief Health Warning as published at the head of a story (reviewed within) by Andrew Sievert! and Dan, Inflate123. Here it is, split infinitive and all... "Greetings, all you right-wing conservative types who have never read an erotic story in your life, let alone enjoyed such an experience! We'd like to warn you ahead of time that this is your worst enemy! Yes, this is one of those dirty stories you hear about and are trying to blindly ban! Here's what you can expect in the following ribald ditty: * Two consenting adults - in compromising positions! * Rapidly enlarging breasts - a non-threatening fantasy element that cannot be duplicated in real life! * A plot - something rarely seen in stories of this type! * Character development - by the end, you might even remember the girl's name! * A sense of humor! So, if you're opposed to all those things, by all means, do not read the following story! It will only incite you to create new, unconstitutional bills that will be made into new, unconstitutional laws! And when you shut us down, don't forget to lock up all those people who keep circulating that big book where people procreate through the ages, occasionally kill one another and generally have fantastic, barely believable adventures - it's called The Bible!" Okay, we cheated, we looked it up: the girl was called Rachel. The Editor of R & D would take issue with only one point: there are pitfalls in attributing certain views to those who adopt a particular political stance when it suits them. Coming from the United Kingdom, the Editor would suggest that while some members of Her Majesty's (Conservative) Government do appear to possess balls, the only members of Her Majesty's (Socialist?) Loyal Opposition similarly equipped are the women. Though it is irrelevant here, the Editor stands on some matters, somewhere to the right of Attilla the Hun. Enough, back to the Special Women's Issues Special Issue. ===================================================================== *** CONTENTS *** Coming to you in your two-part R & D Number 11 In R & D Part I * THINGS TO READ - New Stories On A Site Near You * CARRYING ALL BEFORE HER - A Sad Little Tale * HOW BIG IS BIG - How Do You Measure Up Using The Bust Ratio? * TROMA UPDATE - The Latest On That Script Contest In R & D Part II * A FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION? - Ladies! Why Your Bra Doesn't Fit! * BOB'S THE ONE - Ladies With Clothes On * CORINNE'S COLUMN - Corinne Meadowlark Tries It On * NAME THAT STORY - Answers To The Ever-Unpopular Contest * PLUS Readers' Letters - Questions - Gossip - Information - Snippets ===================================================================== *** THINGS TO READ *** New Stories The first of the TALES FROM THE BRA is part of a Trilogy from Wren. A Trilogy allows him two additional opportunities not to finish it. In this story, we meet a dress shop owner, Shelby Cobra or some such absurd name, who consorts with a mysterious stranger to get herself bigger breasts. Thanks to the mischievous shop assistant, Grimaldi (that's a girl, by the way, and it's the only name she has), things get out of hand. Utterly ridiculous, but most entertaining. ------------------------ Collaborative ventures can be fun. REMOTE POSSIBILITIES is the result of months of to-ing and fro-ing between two inflation fanatics. You can't tell who did what, but the Fourth Wall takes a battering at one stage where a plaintive message from one writer to the other suggests the need for more adjectives! No, leave it in, guys! The story is a cautionary tale aimed at breast implant surgeons stupid enough to offer a remote control so that patients can choose the size of their boobs. Plenty of hissing inflation, lots of latex, and the memorable line, "Ed, I'm going to explode!" ------------------------ Here's an interesting departure! BREAST FEATS, by Mr Styley, comes nicely formatted for Word for Windows users, and even features an embedded drawing by BustArtist of a young lady with big breasts. A plain text version is available to hardened reactionaries and those with dumb word-processors. (The picture is pretty, but not entirely relevant.) The story is about elixirs and laboratories, and a young lady whose breasts grow from 32C to 77DDD, which is unfortunately only three cup sizes but a chest bigger than an Olympic weightlifter. Still, we think we know what the writer means. And there's a twist in the tail, of course. ------------------------ Just for a pleasant change, here's a story where women's breasts are the same size at the end as at the beginning. MARY AND JESSICA is a warm and erotic story about - and narrated by - two women, and it shows what can happen when you help someone try on a new bra or three. To get the most out of this story, you really need two women to read alternate paragraphs out loud, but if they do that, there's absolutely no telling what they'll be getting up to by the end. Do you mind if we watch? ------------------------ We hoped to have encouraging news of MY BEST FRIEND JULIE, which got off to a flier then stalled before Part III could come out. When writer Byrne was last heard from, he was making changes to the start of Part III, and we can confirm from looking at the latest draft that the story and its characters - existing and new - were developing in all the right directions. But business comes first, unfortunately. Hang in there, we'll keep you posted. ------------------------ The latest story from St Catherine's High School for Girls has now somehow turned into a long-running soap. "BIG FEATURE AT ST CAT'S", the current epic, is now past 200,000 words and if occasional characters do go out for a piss and are never seen again, that is in the best soap traditions. The Headmistress, Miss Thunderbolt, reminds readers that St Cat's is now enrolling suitably qualified students. International students receive many special dispensations, including free custom replacement bras and school blouses up to a bust size of 80 inches, with attractive discounts up to 100 inches and beyond. For much larger girls, comfortable and well-designed wheelbarrows are also available in the school colours. ===================================================================== *** MASTOPHILUS LOGS OFF *** Our regular contributor Mastophilus sends his apologies and regrets he has lost his Net access for a number of months. In fact, he can't yet put a date on when he will be back in our midst. Mastophilus greatly regretted being unable to release his promised story LUCK OF THE IRISH, which he had really hoped to get out in time for St Patrick's Day. Under the circumstances, we can fully understand the writer's feelings. Maybe next year? ===================================================================== *** WORX QUERY *** Can anyone help this reader with a query about videos? "Does the name Bobby Hollander mean anything to you? If yes, does the title, Breast Worx mean anything to you? If yes, have you at least SEEN Breast Worx # 20? If yes, a last question: Has that girl 'Tara' in the first of the three acts appeared in any other videos? Preferably performing a titfuck? I believe that I may have also seen this same actress perform in a lactation scene somewhere, but I cannot recall..." ===================================================================== *** HOW BIG IS BIG? *** >From Nevr2Much@aol.com "I've been considering a new bust measurement to satisfy mammophiles. All too often we've seen woman with F-cup sized breasts that seem smaller than those of other women with F-cup sized breasts. This is because of a different BUST RATIO. "Using the same set of measurements normally used for bra sizing, (and neglecting the 'add 5 inches' method) divide the chest measurement into the bust measurement. This explains how a 32F can look larger than a 44G. A 32F would have a bust ratio of 1.1875. A 44G would have a bust ratio of only 1.159. To 'look' the same, the 44G would have to grow to a 44I or 44J!" It's an interesting idea. Sadly, nobody tells us *how* to measure a bust so big that it doesn't just obligingly sit up there waiting to be measured. But to try the system out, let's take an example from the recent VOLUPTUOUS magazine's Big Bust Challenge between the world-renowned Danniele Ashe and the incredibly lovely Carrie. Danni is quoted as 32FFF, which would give her an impressive bust ratio of 1.25. Carrie, a less delicately-boned young lady, is quoted as 36DD, or only 1.139. Wait a minute! Why, in that case, do Carrie's breasts look at least 20% fuller than Danni's? Surely someone is not having us on? Before this method can be universally adopted, people are going to have to use standard, calibrated tape measures. The Bust Ratio will usually be a number between 1.00 and 2.00. A woman with a completely flat chest will have a ratio of 1.00. A typical St Cat's girl needing a 26Z bra will be 2.00. Tina Small, for example, before she became spherical, would have rated something like 2.45! Who is your top-scoring woman? Can anyone top a *genuine* 1.25? Can anyone offer further examples which would either uphold or throw doubt on this method? The use of pocket calculators is permitted. [R & D writes: mention of the VOLUPTUOUS Big Bust Challenge reminds us that it was refreshing to see Chloe Vevrier actually LOSE to her rival, Cassandra. We have nothing against Chloe, an attractive and - according to reports - most personable young woman; but Cassandra was an equally attractive young woman with much bigger tits. Readers chose Cassandra by a vote of about 3 to 2.] ===================================================================== *** CARRYING ALL BEFORE HER *** A sad little true story from out on the Web: "I was totally shocked at what happened to my breasts during my pregnancy. I started out at a 36DDD (which was bad enough). Within the first month I literally grew out of my bras. I went searching all the maternity stores for a bra that would fit. Unfortunately, they only had bras up to H cup. "After a couple months of searching I finally came across an ad for a small shop that had bras for hard to fit sizes. The cup sizes ran like this: D, DD, E, EE, F, FF, etc. So considering that my DDD was equal to an E I kept trying on sizes until I found one that fit, 36J (10 sizes bigger than I was three months earlier). Unfortuately I had to order the bra. Well by the time it came in, it no longer fitted. I was now even bigger! "To make a long story short I ended up with a 36KK. What is truly unbelievable is that I delivered at 29 weeks. I can't even begin to imagine what size I would have been if I had gone full term. "During my pregnancy my bust had gone from 40in to 54in. My chest was far bigger than my tummy. In fact, my co-workers didn't even know I was pregnant. I had to call my manager from the hospital to let him know that I was pregnant and that I was probably going to deliver that day." [R & D writes: if the writer of this note should chance to read this newsletter, we thank her for unwittingly allowing us the opportunity to publish it, and apologise if we have caused her any embar rassment by so doing.] ===================================================================== *** BUST BOOST *** The British Ministry of Defence has announced that it intends to carry out modifications to the female form to meet military requirements. Planned changes to female members of the armed forces include strengthening the legs and tautening the buttocks for better performance on route marches and increasing the bust size, for greater lung capacity. Women soldiers will lose six pounds of fat from their hips and bottoms, while gaining two pounds of muscle. Legs toned by squat- thrusts while holding a 100lb barbell will provide girls with rib- crushing power. The best news of all: bust size will be increased by an average of 12%. An average woman with a 36-inch bust can look forward to a solid forty inches by the end of her training. Even a waif who wears a 32-B cup bra will find herself breasting the tape at 38 inches. The army is believed to be 4,000 short of its target of 15,000 women. This BE initiative is certain to boost recruitment - among men. ===================================================================== *** TROMA - THE LATEST *** >From Wren: "The Troma site looks completely different now. Over the course of this week, they've changed just about every image on the website. The fact that they're working on it has renewed my faith that they will soon post the third contest winner and we can once again begin the bombardment with BE scripts. "I recently found a program that convenient takes out all the html codes from web documents, so I have converted the contest document and the two winning entries to simple text files. I'll do the same to the third winner when it gets posted and pass it along. "It seems that Troma want to be completely finished updating the website by the end of the week. I'll let you know if there's any progress." ------------------------ BACKGROUND for new readers. Troma is a film production company which has had the bright idea of inviting visitors to its website to submit scripts for sequences in a future movie. A winner will be selected each month and the winnings scripts are to be posted on the website. Our contributor, Wren, has suggested inundating the company with stories having a BE theme. After all, breasts getting suddenly bigger could hardly be more weird and bizarre than some of the scripts the company has already chosen. Take a look at them, read the rules, and enter the contest. ===================================================================== *** ALT.SEX.BREAST RISES TO NEW DEPTHS *** They're leaving in their droves Alt.sex.breast is going down the pan fast. More and more regulars are saying goodbye and leaving the scene to the advertisers and the low- life scumball slime of the filth-infested gutters of the Inflammation Superhighway. Oh, sorry, is that you? ===================================================================== *** A MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION *** No It Isn't - But It Ought To Be In a world in which 70% of women don't know their correct bra size, may we once more offer advice on bra sizes? Not that we have women readers hanging on our every word before dashing out to buy that new bigger bra. More worrying - infuriating - is the steady stream of stories in which the heroine expands from a D cup to a D cup, while her chest expands from 30 inches to 70. If just one writer reads this piece and heeds what it says, it will have been worthwhile. MEASURING FOR A BRA First, measure round the chest or rib-cage BELOW the breasts. Yes, beneath. We need to define our terms, here. If yours dangle down to your waist or beyond, you don't have to measure yourself right down there. Beneath, in this case means beneath where they are joined on to your chest. Yes, it's hell in there. You are going to need a couple of willing helpers to lift them out of the way. Or throw them over your shoulders. Be sure to warn those standing behind you. Done that? Now add FIVE inches. If the result is an odd number, like 31", 33", or 43", add an extra inch to round up to the nearest even number. That is the size of the body band, or the bra size. They only come in even numbered sizes. Now you need the measurement of the fullest part of the bust. How? The instructions say you need to be wearing a well-fitting bra. Catch 22. Let's say you need to measure what *would* be the circumference of the fullest part of the bust if you *were* wearing a well-fitting bra. If you don't have a bra to your name, rest them on a strongly-built table. Alternatively, find another couple of willing helpers, or even use the same ones as last time. They can support your breasts while the statistician passes the tape measure round you. And remember this above all: this measurement should be taken while standing upright with your arms by your sides. No sloppy postures, please. Show some pride, girl. Stick that chest out. The second measurement you have taken will usually be greater than the bra size. Let's say your bra size was 28" + 5" = 33" + 1" = 34". Now your bust at the fullest point is 35". That is one inch bigger than the bra size, so you need a 34-A cup. Yes, my dear, you have obviously made a grave error. Try again. This time, your bust measures 40". This is six inches bigger than the bra size. You need a 34-F cup. There, that's much better, isn't it? Here's how it goes: Bust circumference is: 1" bigger than bra size, A cup 2" bigger than bra size, B cup 3" bigger than bra size, C cup and so on. But what's a DD, we hear you ask? It's an E. And a DDD is really an F, it just doesn't sound quite so unflattering. What about these willing helpers? Where can a girl find people to help her in this vital task? Even as we speak, we are recruiting teams of trained and sympathetic mensuration assistants. [No, read it again] Contact R & D hindquarters for details of your nearest team. There is even a team in the UK, which undertakes bra fitting in Europe (using inches only). No apologies for preaching to the converted. If you know this already, just think of yourself as lucky, or privileged. Your girlfriend, or wife, or lover will thank you, too. Print this out and take it with you when you go out on that next bra-buying session. Some manufacturers' bra designs are larger or smaller in the cups than others. In fact, if you can find a proper bra FAQ out there on the net (a document intended for women who have great difficulty finding a well-fitting bra, or who prefer to sew their own) you will find a truly bewildering difference in the recommended measuring methods. You may even find a difference in the steps between cup sizes: one manufacturer's cups start off at one inch between A and B, B and C, then changes to two inches in larger sizes, and back again to an inch and a half at the top of the scale. At the end of the day, when the chips are down, and in the final analysis, the only way to buy a bra is to try it on. If it's not comfortable in the shop, it's not going to be when you get it home. For an example of the procedure for testing the fit of a bra, read Mary and Jessica, reviewed above. Once you've got one that fits, you can forget what's printed on the label, anyway, so you won't be embarrassed by the fact that you need a bigger bra than you did last week, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that ... Incidentally, so we're told, if you normally fasten your bra hooks at the front, then swivel the whole thing round to the back and pull the cups up over your breasts, you're doing it all wrong, Mary! If you can do that, it's not tight enough. We'd have thought the shape of the individual's rib-cage came into the equation, but the experts have spoken. DUH - HOW BIG'S DAT? This article started out as a guide to writers of BE stories, and to women who need to wear brassieres. It seems to have developed beyond that. These things always do. How about something which ordinary Joe Boobfondler in the street can relate to? How big IS a D cup compared to an everyday object such as a baseball or a weather balloon? We're going to have to invite readers to submit their own comparisons here. Gentlemen, in your experience of women's breasts, can you offer us the cup size equivalent of the following items: 1. A golf ball 2. A baseball (Note to readers in such civilised countries as Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, UK, parts of the West Indies, South Africa, Holland, Kenya, Denmark and Zimbabwe; a cricket ball is slightly larger, is red, and has been known to swing both ways given the right encouragement) 3. A football (Note to European readers, an American football is pointed at both ends, like a Rugby ball, but smaller. It is completely unlike any breast we have ever seen.) 4. A canteloupe 5. A pineapple 6. Your head 7. A 3kg (approximately 7lb) bag of dog meal (Note to non-dog- owners; these bags are about 15" tall, 25" in circumference and have a picture of a dog on the front. This is believed to have been the origin of the expression, 'look at the puppies on that!' A bag of dog meal is roughly similar in size to one of the breasts of the AMAZING MELODY, a lady who has featured in an eponymous video production. A breast of this size would be much more dense and two or three times as heavy as dog food.) The range of objects is endless. The use of fruit tends to be unreliable because of regional and seasonal size variations. We have not included basketballs, soccer balls, medicine balls, beanbags and refrigerators, as these require the services of a custom bra maker, ideally a little old Spanish lady with an impenetrable accent and surprisingly large tits. While we have called for gentlemen to offer this information, we are always happy to hear from ladies on these matters. How, for instance, would you describe your F-cups, madam, or your KK's? Apart from a pain in the back, that is. Note: The St Cat's Table Top Method is intended to provide dimensions of breasts by dangling them over the edge of a table. It must NOT be used for the determination of bust size for the purposes of bra fitting. It is extremely painful and potentially dangerous for the owner of very large breasts, and tends to produce inflated measurements when the breasts are very long and dangly. ===================================================================== LEPRECHAUN 3 ...following on from R & D No.9, has anyone seen the film (show?) 'Leprechaun 3' in this country? I would be interested in seeing a copy The enquiry came from the UK, where the TV standard is PAL. Can anyone help? Contact R & D Hindquarters: we will forward all replies. There may be some hope, as its predecessor 'Leprechaun 2' (which is good fun, though without any BE) is available in the UK to rent on video, under the splendid alternative title 'One Wedding and Lots of Funerals'. ===================================================================== *** BOB'S THE ONE ON THE RIGHT *** Big Girls With Clothes On The series of three video grabs has appeared in the TV subdirectory on Acotto. From a Bertice Berry television show from a couple of years ago, the shots show Chesty Love, Candy Canteloupes, and Europe DiChan. As our contributor says, "Quite a show, really. The amazing thing was that they made the three of them walk up to the stage! Wow!" It is refreshing to see these ladies with their clothes on, even if they do have cross-eyed nipples sticking out through their low-cut thingies. And there's more! A whole bunch of them! The series goes on practically for ever and features three women on a chat show. I know which is my favourite, but there's also a big squishy girl in a red dress and a very few frames of a sparkly-dressed one with dark hair. The series is only eight pictures and shows a pretty blonde girl (for pony tail lovers) in a SCORE T-shirt. Also briefly featured is a girl in a skimpy bikini and a rather lovely dark-haired lass in jeans and a very heavy duty black bra, which is unfortunately two sizes too small for her. There is a growing body of opinion which says that big girls - even those with implants - with their clothes on are FAR more interesting than all those reams of (yawn) morphed pictures. A number of readers have been asking about the woman television reporter featured in four pictures uploaded to Acotto recently. The shots came from a Saturday night show on a Spanish channel. The same show a week later failed to produce the girl again. Our correspondent, Johnny Swell, does not speak Spanish and regrets he can offer no further information at this time. If any information does come up, we will let you know. ===================================================================== *** COMIC BOOBIES *** A word or two from Dan: "Okay ... anyone who's knowledgeable about the world of Japanese anime/manga is hereby called to action ... apparently, there's a comic in Japan called 'BARUN!' which is about a young woman whose breasts inflate when aroused. I have no idea who publishes it, when it was made, etc. All I know is, apparently, the title translates to 'BALLOON! I have searched the web for info of any kind to no avail thus far; I have an encoded pic or two from the fellow who clued me in. And if anyone can translate the dialogue, naturally, I'd be keen to hear it." >From another reader: "The latest issue of SCORE mentions a comic called 'KARATE GIRL', where the villainous Tiger Lady grabs women off the street and licks their anuses. No doubt the heroine, Karate Girl, triumphs in the end after one of her panties-off flying kicks at her opponent. 'Eat my pussy!' she screams, the way these girls do. "Apparently, there's more dripping vaginal juice in 'KARATE GIRL' than at a fertility clinic. By the way, when she's off duty, the heroine dresses as a Japanese schoolgirl ..." [That's disgusting. Writing about schoolgirls in this way deprives children of their innocent childhood. What right have these people to subject children to this humiliation for their own salacious lust- filled ends? Al - Some Sort of Dog] ===================================================================== *** CORINNE'S COLUMN *** Hi, again. Thank you to all those who wrote with offers of support after the last Corinne's Column. Support is the right word. There were even people telling me where to buy bras. I owe you all an apology. The Editor tells me 'never apologise, never explain', but I think I may have accidentally led some of you astray. You remember my first ever letter to R & D, when I gave my measurements. At least, I gave my measurements as they were at the time. Needless to say, they're not the same now, that was weeks ago! Well, I got them wrong, anyway. Not all of them, but I was so busy doing metric conversions for that European Editor that I got a number wrong and never noticed. They're just numbers to me, anyway: when you have to have your bras custom made, the size doesn't matter all that much! At least, it shows you read my article, because more than one reader wrote and pointed it out! So when I said the size of my chest beneath the bust was 36 inches, what I really meant to say was 32 inches. And for those who are interested in the 'complete package', that figure of 32 inches is more or less the same size as my hips! I only wish my waist was as tiny! Even though I'm always *trying* to diet, it keeps getting bigger. It's crept back up to 24 inches again. And for the BE fans amongst you, even the diet isn't enough to stop *these things* growing. So what does a girl wear when she measures 75-24-32? It presents a number of interesting problems, and there are very few interesting solutions. First rule of thumb ... never try and wear a one-piece *anything*. Anything that you *could* find to make it over your chest is going to completely swallow the rest of you. So dresses become virtually impossible to wear. I had to spend over $300 dollars to get my prom dress in high school - that was when I was way smaller than I am now - and it wasn't even a very fancy dress. Swimwear? A dream long since gone by. One-pieces would never fit - nor do they make them big enough. And two-pieces? First of all, bikinis reinforce the floozy image, and secondly, they provide very little support. And virtually *no-one* custom makes swimsuits. I've looked. My current trick for beach-going is to find the bikini with the largest cups I can - usually only a DD - and add extra length to the cords. Which means I'm spilling out all over the place, but I put a men's extra-extra-large T-shirt on over that, so I'm not *totally* embarrassed. Just mostly. So everything has to be two-piece. Finding things for the lower half is no problem, but the top often has to be found at places that specialize in things for women of 'large size' - which most often means added pounds all over, not in one place like my problem - or else maternity stores. And maternity fashions are pathetic ... don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The only other option is to have things custom made. And when you're *still* growing, that's not a real option either. Bras cost me about $75, and a nice blouse is *easily* over $100. One of these days I'll learn to sew, and maybe cut my costs. But things fit well for only about three or four weeks, and fit poorly for possibly another two months, depending on how fast my growth rate is. So it's mostly off the rack for me, and even that's hard to find. And a footnote: looking at that article a bit earlier about the Bust Ratio, somebody asked if anyone knew of a genuine 1.25? How about a genuine 2.05, anyone? And counting! [R & D writes: the opinions expressed by Corinne Meadowlark in this interview are not necessarily entirely her own. She really does exist, though, and she will do her best to answer questions. Send them to R & D Hindquarters.] ===================================================================== *** WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND *** Round Robin Writers Required After last month's announcement of a Round Robin story, plans were set in motion. There have been one or two setbacks: one writer has had to drop out because of loss of net access, another seems to be having email delivery problems. Who would like to have a go? Briefly, a story will be started, and passed on from writer to writer to add a chapter. There will be a few rules covering content - mostly to do with good taste and legality - and a reasonable time and length limit will be imposed. Apart from that, it's up to you. Contact Al at R & D Hindquarters ===================================================================== *** NAME THAT STORY *** How did you rate? 1. His companion was no longer gagged or fettered ... [they] gazed longingly into each other's eyes, then they quietly passed through the doorway into a beautiful, glorious world. The beautiful, glorious world of Cheyenne Chaste Moon. The story was THE GODDESS. 2. "...grow..." Two volleyball-sized masses of flesh continue to inflate... Classic Dr Enlarge, as we are expected to say at moments like these, and the story was TYTNOSIS. 3. "Ooohhhh! They're too large! They're gonna blow, I can feel it!" Not the first case of "look out, she's going to explode", and surely not the last. THE JUICE - Christopher P McGee. 4. "You were our first client, Eleanor." LACTOGENESIS, naturally. By the way, did anyone read that thread in a.s.b where a lactating woman reports that she believes that her elevated prolactin has resulted in a lower sex drive? Someone perhaps ought to tell Chris ... 5. Alicia didn't care. She passed out exhausted and exhilarated all at the same time. A feeling familiar to many of us. RETRIBUTION from Bartels, who seems to have gone quiet of late. Perhaps this will trigger another burst of writing. 6. Her breasts were still growing at a prodigious rate. She had her own measuring method... Well, don't we all? Hardly anyone has met URSULA by Friar Dave, but then it's probably illegal in the US to admit that pre-teen girls actually get as horny as this one is the whole time. 7. Kathy's breasts were already much larger than her buttocks had been... My dear, I can sympathise. Just to prove he has finished a story, HOSTILE TAKEOVER by Wren. 8. We got down to work, spending much of the afternoon milking... NOT Lactogenesis again, and not that other one about cows, this time it's MILKING WITH MOLLY by Richard Lovel. 9. I changed the sheets and the pillowcases... Some folks have to do this every morning. DENISE GOES SKIING - Relaxxxer. 10. "Their [sic] up to an F-cup now. Can you believe it? I have to special order my bras from the catalog now!" A bit devious, this one, as the girl Linda wasn't part of the main plot of HAITIAN HOOTERS. Hands up those with a full house? Shame on the lot of you. Mother was right, you'll go blind. ===================================================================== Nothing attached to this issue, nothing to decode or get lost. The latest stories are all up there on the Acotto site. See ya Later Al - Some Sort of Dog who can be contacted via