RETURN OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE
by Some Sort of Dog
Chapter 36:- Are You My Mummy?
"Come on, then, Lucy. Your turn. Stand up and show us what you've
got."
"Don't want to. They hurt too much." Lucy thrust a thumb in her
mouth and tried to hide behind Donna. There was far too much of Lucy
to hide behind anything smaller than a double-decker bus. Mrs Danby
approached her and crouched down as if she was talking to a small dog.
"Come on, dear. You have to be measured now you've come all this way
specially. You don't want to go back home with your boobs all floppy,
do you?"
"They hurt," said the girl.
Now she was close to Lucy, Mrs Danby began to see the scale of
the problem. "How long's she been this big, Donna?"
"About an hour and a half. She never stops growing. She's been
going through one of my bras every day. At least, she was, until she
started complaining they didn't fit her."
"I'm not surprised they didn't. It's not that she's bigger than you,
although she probably is, she's an entirely different shape. I wish your
mum had told me about this earlier."
"We arranged this on Monday. She must be another ten inches
bigger now."
"In that case, I don't know what we can do. If I make her a bra, it
will be too small by next week. Has she seen the doctor?"
"Yes. I think Mum said she'd put her on the pill." Donna lowered
her voice. "Just as well, too. She fucks anything that moves."
Lucy glared at her friend disapprovingly. "I do not. I only shag my
boyfriends."
"Come on, anyway, darling!" Mrs Danby offered Lucy a hand.
"Let's measure you anyway. I might be able to make something that
expands a bit."
"They're sore," Lucy said again, but she slid her bottom off the
bench and went with the bra maker. She stood sullenly next to the
Super Bertha.
"Take your things off, Lucy, there's a dear. Nobody's looking at
you."
Instantly, Debbie and Geoff turned the other way and tried to look
busy. Maggie's jaw was resting on the floor at her feet. She hadn't really
seen Lucy standing up until now. It looked almost improbable that she
could stand up.
"Can you help me get it off?" she asked in a tiny voice.
"I'll give you a hand!" Maggie arrived at a hundred miles an hour
and began tugging impatiently at the hem of the sweater dress.
"Be careful," the girl warned her. "It's ever so tight!"
Maggie was careful.
"Ouch, me nipples!"
More careful still. She had to take the dress off one breast at a time,
and even then it was almost impossible to stretch it far enough to
release Lucy's nipples and areolae without the girl raising the roof in
protest. Donna had to help. It came off eventually and they all stood
back to take in the staggering sight.
"Jesus!"
"Bloody hell!"
"Gosh!"
Debbie and Geoff, consumed with curiosity, turned round as well.
"Wow!"
"Fucking hell!"
"Language, Geoffrey!"
"Sorry. She's fucking huge."
The kitchen door opened, and Lucy looked up fearfully in case it
was Alison coming back. Charlotte and Kay stopped, open-mouthed.
"Gordon Bennett!"
Kay said nothing.
A small girl-child peered out from behind Charlotte, took in the
spectacle of Lucy with a single comprehensive glance lasting about
twenty-five seconds, and asked in a small voice.
"Are you my Mummy?"
Lucy looked at her in astonishment.
"Chunia?"
"Mummy!"
"Mummy? She's yours?" Maggie looked from one to the other. The
resemblance was undeniable. In most ways, at least. The face, the hair...
Petunia spotted the difference between them almost at once.
"You've got enormous tits, Mummy! Bigger than anybody's!" She
went closer, as if approaching an dangerous animal in the zoo.
Daringly, she reached out a finger.
"Ouch! That's sore!"
"It's huge! Nearly as big as madam's."
"Nobody's that big," Charlotte observed. "She's pretty huge,
though. Have you done her yet, Mrs Danby?"
"Done her?"
"Measured her. Put her on the Bertha. I want to see how big those
bloody things are."
So, it appeared, did Petunia. She started out on a voyage of
discovery, stroking Lucy's immensely bloated boobies with tiny hands.
She touched the areolae with a probing finger, held her hand
underneath and tried to lift the vast weight she failed, although her
hand disappeared into the fleshy mountain almost up to the wrist and
turned her attention to the other breast, which she found just as
fascinating as the first. Finally, she completed her lap, ending up with a
familiar pat of Lucy's plumply-taut buttocks. Standing next to Lucy, she
gazed up into her eyes, not very far up, and took her hand.
"I hope you are my mummy. You're the biggest mummy in the
whole world!"
Tears came to Lucy's eyes at these words of pure love. She put her
arm around the child's narrow shoulders and hugged her closely.
"Mmmmfffll!" said Petunia, emerging red-faced from behind
Lucy's left breast.
"Wow!" murmured Debbie. "I think I want a baby, Geoff!"
"You what?"
"Not straight away. But as soon as you can."
"Before you two start," said Mrs Danby shakily, "perhaps we ought
to do something about this poor girl's bra. Before something terrible
happens to her."
People began stirring themselves out of their positions in which
they had become frozen like a tableau.
Kay took Petunia's hand. "Mummy's going to have a great big bra
made for her nice boobies, darling. It's all boring grown-up stuff. You
want to come over here and help me draw some pictures?" She found a
piece of paper and a pencil and took Petunia over to the work bench.
Maggie waved to Geoff, who was snogging with Debbie. She was
apparently intent on making that brand new baby without further delay.
"Camera, Geoff! We'd better get some shots of this."
Easier said than done. Geoff moved with some difficulty to pick up
the camera, hampered by a raging stiffness in his groin and a suddenly
more or less insatiably horny girlfriend-cum-assistant.
Donna helped Lucy, who couldn't see where she was putting her
feet, guiding her to the Super Bertha. Of course, she wasn't tall enough:
someone had to fetch Mrs Danby's measuring box to stand on.
"You're a big girl now, my dear," said Mrs Danby, plucking at the
elastic of Lucy's generously-filled briefs and letting it thwack
resoundingly against the soft flesh of her bum. "What have they been
feeding you on?"
"Nothing!" Lucy wailed, suddenly remembering. "They wouldn't
even let me have any breakfast this morning. I'm starving!" She stood
there with her giant breasts supported horizontally in front of her like a
pair of great pink zeppelins, clutching her empty tummy and
whimpering piteously.
The camera went 'thunk-wheee' and the lights went 'pock'.
Mrs Danby looked on the model with compassion. "Bless her!
Somebody bring her something from the kitchen, quick."
"What does she want?" Maggie looked at the girl. "What would you
like, Lucy?"
"Anything!" A dreamy expression came into her face as she
became more specific. "Apple and raspberry pie and whipped cream,
chocolate cake, crunchy roast potatoes, double chocolate chip cookies,
damson jam butties, cottage pie and mushy peas. Anything!"
Maggie set off with this menu. Lucy was obviously not one of those
picky eaters.
Mrs Danby cracked her tape measure like a whip. All she needed
was a top hat and tails and she could have been a circus ringmistress.
"Here we go, then. Let's get this show on the road."
"No, I am not going to reveal her measurements. I absolutely
refuse. This is classified information." Mrs Danby held the notebook
against her bosom. She looked slightly flushed.
So did Lucy, still installed in the Super Bertha, surrounded by
dishes, some of them already empty. She watched Mrs Danby out of the
corner of her eye, like a wild animal.
"You have to tell us," Maggie insisted. "It's for the magazine."
"I don't have to tell you anything."
"But we can't tell lies about our models' measurements."
"Why not? I'm sure you won't be the only ones who do."
"Not us. We have a reputation for honesty and fair dealing with our
readers."
"Well, you'll just have to invent them this time. And it's no good
asking Lucy: she doesn't know either."
Lucy shook her head in confirmation, scattering bits of pie crust
from her chipmunk cheeks.
Maggie slouched away unhappily and leaned on the work bench.
"What's going on?" Kay looked up at her.
"Have they finished measuring my Mummy?" Petunia demanded.
"Yes, dear." Maggie shook her head. "But Mrs Danby won't say
how big she is. She's written it down in her little black book, but she
won't show us."
"I can find out," smirked Petunia.
Kay put an arm round the little girl's shoulders. "I don't think
Mummy knows, darling, so she won't be able to tell you."
"She doesn't know," Maggie said. "She's too busy having her
breakfast."
"Is that all her breakfast," said Petunia wonderingly. "No wonder
she's got such huge boobies. Will I have boobies as big as Mummy if I
eat as much as that?"
"No, I don't think so!"
Petunia looked crestfallen. "As big as yours, Auntie Kay?"
"No, sweetheart, not as big as mine."
"As big as hers, then?"
Maggie reddened.
"You mustn't call her her, Petunia. That's Auntie Maggie."
"Hers are only as big as my other Mummy's. I want to be bigger
than her! My other Mummy says if you've got really huge boobies, you
get lots of boyfriends. Have you got lots of boyfriends, Auntie Kay?"
"No, I've got a husband."
The child nodded, satisfied. "How 'bout you?" she asked Maggie.
"Not at the moment, no."
"See," said Petunia in quiet triumph. "I told you."
"This isn't getting us any closer to finding out about Lucy's
measurements."
"I said I could find out."
"You? How?"
"Easy."
"Go on, then." Maggie thought she was beginning to sound like a
child herself.
"What will you give me?"
"What?"
"I'm not finding out unless you give me something."
"What do you want?" Maggie was horrified.
"Some breakfast like Mummy's. Then I can grow enormous
boobies, too."
"You won't grow enormous boobies just by eating breakfast,
Petunia."
"Oh, go on, Mags. Get her some breakfast. If she suddenly grows
enormous boobies, it won't matter. We're in the right place."
"What do you want?" Maggie sighed.
"Some of that apple and raspberry pie and ice cream," said Petunia
firmly.
"Go on, then. Find out Mummy's measurements and I'll get your
pie."
"No, pie first."
"Measurements first, or no pie."
"All right. No measurements, then."
"Good grief, you two. You're like a couple of kids!"
"It's her."
"It's not me, it's her."
"Shut up! For God's sake, I'll get the pie. You go and find out
Mummy's measurements. Now!"
"All right." Petunia slid out of her chair, adjusted her underwear,
and went over to Mrs Danby. She tugged at her skirt. Mrs Danby bent
down and Petunia whispered something in her ear. Then the bra maker
took her little book, ripped a page out of it and handed it to Petunia,
who ran back to her place. "Right. Where's the pie?"
"It's here." Kay arrived with a piled-up dish, topped with whipped
cream.
"I wanted ice cream with it."
"This is all there was."
"Oh, all right, then." Petunia took the bowl and began eating.
"Hang on, you!" Maggie tried to pull the dish away. Petunia
resisted. Maggie pulled again. "What about those measurements?"
"They're on this paper." Petunia gave it to Maggie.
"There's nothing on it. It's blank."
"It's all right, look." Petunia pushed her pie well out of Maggie's
reach and took the paper from her. "You can see the numbers, look.
Hold it so the light's over there, then you can see the numbers. I can see
them, anyway." She put the paper down. Maggie picked it up.
"I can't see anything."
"Oh, you're useless. Bring me a sharp knife."
"Get one yourself!"
"Maggie, really! The child can't be trusted with sharp knives."
Maggie stormed off and came back with a kitchen knife. Petunia
took it and tested it on her thumb.
"Careful, dear," said Kay in a faint voice.
But Petunia was already sharpening her pencil, shaving the point
so a fine drizzle of dust fell on to the sheet of paper. She carried on
until the whole page was covered, then she studied the result with her
head on one side. "Ready?" she said, and blew gently. She smiled
beatifically. "There you go. I told you I'd find out."
Maggie reached out for the paper. Petunia held it at arms' length.
"No! Can't have it!"
"Say please, Mags," Kay nagged.
"Please!" Maggie grated harshly. Petunia handed over the paper.
"Look," said Maggie, pointing at the blurred numbers. "She did it!
The kid did it!"
"I'll take that, thank you," said Mrs Danby, grabbing the paper and
screwing it into a ball.
"For the last time, Margaret, I am not telling you. Just tell your
ridiculous readers that she's bigger than last time."
"They can see that for themselves. They want to know how much
bigger."
"They can see how much bigger she is for themselves. What
difference do the numbers make?"
"I'm going to stay here and watch you to see what size body band
you use. Then I'll measure the cups, and..."
"You can sit there until you're blue in the face, girl. She's not going
to get away with a standard body band of any size. I'm going to have to
design something for Lucy from the bottom up. Literally!"
"Literally what?"
"Literally her bottom. She's so big, she's going to need a bra based
on a pair of pants."
"Like that thing of Charlotte's?"
"A nicer design than that. More petite and feminine. Still Level
Three, though."
"Level Three? On the Shaw Level Bra System? Lucy's a Level
Three?"
"I'd have thought even you could see that."
"But that means she's ... how tall is she? She's more than a hundred
inch bust?" Mrs Danby made no comment. "A hundred and five
inches!"
"At least. You've wormed that much out of me. I'm not telling you
any more. That's it. Now leave me alone. I have to make this bra before
she outgrows it."
Maggie wandered away in a daze. Kay and Petunia watched her go.
"I think your Mummy's finished her breakfast, love. Shall we go
and talk to her?"
"Will she take me home with her?"
"I don't know. Mummy lives with Auntie Donna and her Mummy.
Let's go and see Auntie Donna, shall we?"
Donna curled up in the over-stuffed armchair and watched them
come over. "Hi, you two."
"What's up, Donna? Not happy?"
"All this fuss over Lucy. Mrs Danby's forgotten I came for a bra as
well."
"Have you got huge boobies, too, Auntie Donna?"
"Yeah."
"Bigger than Auntie Kay's?"
"Yeah."
"Bigger than my Mummy's?"
Donna flushed slightly. "No, mine are smaller than your Mummy's."
"But you've got lots of boyfriends, though, haven't you?" The child
seemed genuinely concerned for Donna's welfare.
"One or two. And girlfriends, too."
"My other Mummy didn't mention girlfriends, but I suppose they're
all right. See, Auntie Kay. My other Mummy knows."
"What's she on about?"
"She's discovered a connection between huge tits and boyfriends.
She wants some herself."
"Which?"
"Both."
"Grief! Be careful what you wish for, kiddo. Trust me, you do not
want a pair like mine. And certainly not like your Mummy's."
Petunia considered this for a while. "My name's Chunia," she
introduced herself at last. "Can I come and live with you?"
"What?"
"Me and my Mummy. I'd be ever so good, Auntie Donna. I go to
school, and I don't eat much. Not too much, anyway. Can I? Please?"
She put a thumb in her mouth and twisted the upper half of her
body from side to side. Donna couldn't remember when she'd been able
to do that without destroying half the furniture.
"It's not my house. We'd have to ask my Mum."
"Oh, good. That's settled. I'll tell Mummy."
And she roared off to break the good news.
"What did I say?" said Donna.
Kay sighed heavily. "It's not what you said, dear, it's the way you
didn't say it."
"How are we going to break this piece of news to my Mum?"
Donna guided the car round a roundabout and turned up the radio so
Petunia, in the back seat, couldn't hear the conversation.
"No problem. I'll look after Chunia. I earn enough to pay for her
food and stuff. I was saving up for a car, but the way I'm growing, I'll
be miles too big to get behind the wheel."
"You'd pay for your child's food out of your immoral earnings?"
"Immoral...? You mean my shagging money?"
"Of course."
"It won't take all my money. I get hundreds in a good week. Ouch!
Although I may need to cut out the tit sex and concentrate on straight
shags."
"You won't even be able to do those when you get your new bra
pants."
"Yes I will. Mrs Danby's going to put a special slot in the front so I
can do a wee without taking my bra off. I can shag through the same
hole." She was silent for a while. "Do you think she'll remember
another hole at the back, for...?"
"I'm sure she will, Luce. Mrs Danby's a woman of the world."
"I hope so. I eat so much, I need to go quite often..."
"Yes, Lucy!"
"I mean, not just every day. Two or three times..."
"Yes, Lucy."
"...in the morning and again in the afternoons, I have to..."
"Lucy!"
"...and again before I go to bed. What?"
"Shut up!"
Lucy shut up for five miles or so.
"Donna?"
"What?"
"My tits are sore."
"Donna! You cannot be serious!"
"She won't be any trouble, Mum. And she'll be company for Lucy."
"But Lucy eats enough for a regiment as it is. What are we going to
do with another mouth to feed."
They both looked at Lucy and her daughter, on their knees in front
of the open fridge, making a selection for their supper.
"Lucy can pay. She says she's got some good money coming in
now."
"I dread to think how she earns it."
"You're probably right. In fact, you are right."
"Immoral earnings! What would your Dad say if he knew we were
keeping a house of ill-repute?"
"It's not as if Lucy has her clients coming to the house."
"Meaning that I do, of course!"
Donna blushed. "I didn't say that."
"You implied it."
"My boobs are sore," Lucy complained, getting up from the floor
and lumbering away to the toilet. Petunia made her decision and started
bringing out various items, arranging them in a circle on the kitchen
floor.
"Another thing."
"Another thing?"
"If Lucy carries on growing like this, she won't be able to get down
on her knees in front of the fridge. She'll need Petunia to do it for her.
I'm certainly not!"
Laura considered the point. It made some sense: as much as
anything else round here.
"How much?"
"How much what?"
"How much does she earn in a week?"
"Hundreds, she says."
"The little slut."
"She knows. Not so little, either. She's reached Level Three, Mrs
Danby said."
"Darling! That's terrible! What's it mean again?"
Donna sighed. "Her bust is at least twice as big as her height,
Mother."
"So she's bigger than you?"
"It doesn't necessarily mean that, with her being so short."
"Oh, good!"
"But she is bigger than me anyway. When we finally got around to
Mrs Danby measuring me finally, even though I was Cunis's first
model under this scheme I was a hundred and nine inches."
"A hundred and nine? Oooh, darling, you've earned another thirty
pounds a month!"
"You ought to have arranged for Lucy to earn money for you as
well. She's a hundred and ten! 110-25-33. She's been piling it on all
over. No wonder she looks like a little roly-poly pudding. Mrs Danby
made us promise not to tell anybody. And certainly not Maggie."
"But they always put the measurements of the girls in
HUMUNGOUS! That's why the men buy it."
"Mrs Danby doesn't agree. She thinks there are some things that
should always be a secret between a girl and her corsetiθre. So Maggie
is going to have to guess."
Lucy returned. "Well, that's made a bit of room...!"
Petunia closed the fridge door and piled Lucy's and her supper on
the table. Laura went pale.
"Are they going to eat all that?"
"Only if we don't join them, Mother."
"You've got a point there. Move over, you two, you're not the only
growing girls in this house."
Epilogue
Maggie turned off the ignition and looked at the unlit windows of her
flat without enthusiasm. All the other windows had lights on although
it was still only just after four o' clock. Christmas trees flashed, tinsel
and imitation snow glittered around the window frames. She sighed
heavily, got out and locked the doors. Her back ached. It seemed to ache
so much these days.
"You're getting old, Margaret," she told herself as she unlocked the
door. She felt herself creak as she picked up the mail from the mat.
Three cards, five bills.
One card was from Laura. It was signed 'With Love from Laura,
Donna, Lucy, Petunia and Rachel.'
Laura had mentioned earlier that she had posted a card. That was
when Maggie had handed her two envelopes: a big fancy one from
HUMUNGOUS! and a smaller one from Maggie herself.
"Sorry you've missed the kids. They've gone to do their last minute
Christmas shopping." Laura had made coffee. And although Maggie
had sat around trying desperately to make conversation, she had to
leave without getting a glimpse of Donna and Young Lucy. "They'll be
sorry to have missed you," Laura had smiled, leaning through the car
window. "They're still growing. But now I've got a growth clause on
both of them, they can grow as big as they like!" She had waved the
stapled wad of paperwork in mild triumph as Maggie drove away.
Laura had been nagging Wilma for a growth clause for Lucy for
months. If nothing else, she insisted, it would help pay for some of the
extra food. While they were at it, they might as well include Petunia in
the arrangement as well. You never know.
Wilma had finally cracked under the pressure.
"Get out there and sign her up for the girls. Same arrangement as
Donna. You can stick young whats'name on it, too. Petunia. And take a
company cheque with you, pay them for the last two months as well.
Call it a Christmas bonus."
"Right, Chief!"
"You can drop her card off while you're there. And this one's
Charlotte's. Why not go round that way and drop hers off, too. By the
time you've done that, it won't be worth coming back into the office."
Smiling, Wilma had opened the desk drawer and took out an envelope.
"BJ loved your layout, by the way. Something extra for you. Happy
Christmas. See you in the New Year!"
Maggie had driven away from the office with a lump in her throat.
It had been there again as she threaded through the frosty lanes to
Charlotte's place. And if Laura's house had been unusually quiet, the
Davenports' mansion was like bedlam.
"Come on up!" Charlotte had bellowed from the bowels of the
house as soon as Mrs Grummit had opened the front door and told
Maggie to be sure and wipe her feet before she came in. The place was
awash with babies, it seemed. At least two were yelling their heads off
at any one time. The nanny, Alison, resplendent in her burstingly tight
uniform, bustled to and fro between the drawing room and the nursery.
The buxom nanny was noticeably and gloriously pregnant again.
Maggie hadn't seen Charlotte for at least a month. The change was
staggering. If she had been phenomenally huge when she had been four
months pregnant with the twins, she looked twice as big now at nearly
six months with one baby. Her belly was mountainous, yet it was
overshadowed by her stupendous breasts. "Excuse the state of undress,
Mags," Charlotte had giggled, seeing Maggie's stunned expression. "It
takes me so long to get this bra on, I'm too exhausted to put clothes on
as well. Anyway, there's no harm in showing off Mrs Danby's
handiwork, is there?"
The bra had a huge aperture at the front to let Charlotte's mound
stick out. It made the most of the opportunity. As she sat on the edge of
the couch, her belly protruded beyond her knees and her breasts beyond
even that, despite their being restrained by the gargantuan cups.
Conversation was impossible. Even Charlotte's foghorn voice failed
to penetrate the din of thirsty babies. Finally, hoarse from shouting,
Maggie stood up, flapped the Christmas card envelopes at Charlotte and
wished her the compliments of the season in sign language.
Now, waiting for the kettle to boil and the central heating to defrost
the bedroom on emergency full boost, Maggie stepped out of her
crumpled business suit and sensible shoes. "I suppose I'm going to have
to wait until after Christmas for a new bra. At least, I won't be over-
indulging this year." She sighed. "Not in anything."
The bra was tight again. The third one she had outgrown since
September. The weight she was adding to her waist, thighs and bottom
was negligible compared to what was going on to her bust. Easily sixty
inches now! Laura had remarked on it, making a flippant comment that
she ought to be thinking of a growth clause for herself. Quickly, she
unhooked the bra and lowered her breasts carefully and painfully to her
stomach. She selected a T-shirt dress from the wardrobe. It was
stretchy-tight but comfortable, and it held her in to a certain extent.
Thinking about the growth clause reminded her of the brown
envelope: her Christmas bonus from BJ Cunis. She tore it open, and
gasped. It contained a small wad of fifty pound notes. Five hundred
pounds! "For me? Happy Christmas, Mags!"
And without knowing why, she slumped on to the bed and burst
into tears.
How long had the knocking been going on? She heard it on the
second time, or maybe the third. Whoever it was knocking on the door,
they weren't going away. Not carol singers, then. Mags rolled upright,
rubbed at her reddened eyes and made her way to the front door. A
small figure was dimly visible through the patterned glass. No light, not
with me looking like this!
"Who is it?"
"Miss Wallace? Parcel for you. It's Desmond, from downstairs."
"Hang on!" Desmond? So that was his name. She had only seen
him a handful of times. The door opened, revealing a small man, like
an overweight jockey. The streetlighting back-lit his hair, swept
forward into a fringe. If elves had hair-styles, that would be how they
looked. He thrust a large box at her.
"Delivered this mornin'." The voice was high and piping. An Irish
accent. He probably was a jockey until he became too heavy. "Gent an' a
lady brought it. The lady was expectin' a baby, beggin' your pardon."
Kay and Rick. "Thanks ... Desmond. It was good of you to bring it
round. Sorry there's no light in the porch. The bulb's gone..."