RETURN OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE
by Some Sort of Dog
Chapter 28:- The Race For Level Three
"Lucy, come on, get yourself up. You can't lie there all day."
"Don't want to."
"I'm going to school. Mum's gone to work. You've got to get up:
you're the only one here."
"Rachel's here."
"Rachel can't answer the phone. She can't do the washing, either.
Come on!"
Donna shook the end of Lucy's bed, and grabbed the girl's foot,
giving it a hearty waggle. Lucy pulled the covers over her head and
went into denial. Donna closed the door with a bang. A few seconds
later, Lucy flung the duvet off and swung her feet out of bed. "Ouch!"
She held her breasts, which were painfully full and swung heavily
against her stomach. Then she saw Donna. "You're still here!"
"Yes. I can see why you didn't want to get up now. No wonder you
wanted to hide, with those things!"
"I can't help it." Lucy plonked herself down on the edge of the bed
and held one breast in each hand. She couldn't even cover their ends."
"You've got to do something. I'll get Mum to call the doctor."
"No!"
"You must! I hadn't really seen them since you took all my old
shirts, and that's three, four days ago. You've grown plenty since then.
It's no good hiding yourself away in here, hoping they'll just stop."
"They will. They can't go on getting bigger. Can they?"
"They can. They are! I hate to think how big they are now. And
what's Maggie going to say about them? Wasn't she doing a thing with
three different size bras?"
"Yeah. Only I got too big for all three in three days."
"And they were three inches bigger than each other." Donna sat on
the bed, close to the small girl's warm, bed-scented body. "That's much
too fast to be growing, Luce. You're so slim everywhere else.
Everything you eat must be going straight to your bust."
"I'll stop eating, then."
"You can't stop eating. You'll die. Anyway, how could you, of all
people, stop eating. You eat more than me, even, and that's saying
something! Promise me you'll see the doctor. I'll get Mum to call him.
Okay?"
Lucy nodded reluctantly. Donna squeezed her damp little hand,
then got up. "I'll miss the bus again. See you later, right?" This time,
she closed the door more carefully, and Lucy heard the front door slam.
She stood up and looked at herself. Even bigger today. Even her
puffies were fatter and bigger. Mrs Danby hadn't been for the best part
of a week, and the black bra had been hopelessly overstuffed last time
Lucy had tried it on, three mornings ago. She knew for a fact she was
much bigger now than then.
Trigger had said so. Something was wrong with Trigger. He was
going off her. He had called the other morning, and Lucy had taken a
couple of that day's pills as a precaution, but after a few minutes of
snogging and playing with her tits, he had made an excuse and gone off
somewhere.
She pulled one of Donna's extra large T-shirts over her head and
stretched it over the peaks of her breasts. They sat there, jutting proudly
in front of her. When she let her arms hang by her sides, her breasts
were even wider than her arms, by quite a lot. She dug her fingers into
their undersides and lifted. They came up quite a long way, but her
hands just sank into the heavy masses of flesh. It wobbled and tried to
escape. Panting, she lowered them again. They were so bloody heavy!
And they wobbled and bounced whenever she walked. Not that they
weren't terrifically firm and spherical, but they were just so enormously
heavy. Rachel came to say good morning as Lucy slummocked into the
kitchen, nuzzling the undersides of her breasts with her long nose.
This was no good. Surely, Donna wouldn't mind if she borrowed a
bra. She was in pain without one. Donna's bedroom door was open. Her
older bras were in the bottom drawer on the left. There they were,
neatly folded. Why was she keeping them? She would never be able to
wear them again.
"Just as well, Raich?" Lucy scratched the dog's ears, climbed out of
the shirt and took a bra off the top of the pile. The label had 'Donna F'
written on it in marker pen. Below that, it said 'Danby - 28'. Lucy
turned the label over. Nothing more there to suggest the size. All she
could do was to try it on.
The cups were long and bag-shaped, and far too big. She tossed it on
the bed and took another. This one had underwires, great big C-shaped
hoops under the cups. It was stiff, despite being lacy, and had a certain
industrial quality about it. But it felt better than the first one, and she
almost filled the cups. Almost. What about this yellow one?
"This is like Goldilocks trying the three bears' porridge. Oh, yes!
Just right!" Even the back was a good fit, with its long row of hooks,
one or two starting to pull out of the material of the body band.
Obviously, Donna had got her money's-worth out of this particular bra.
Lucy twisted it round so the hooks were at one side. She had to lift her
breast out of the way and stretch to see what she was doing, but she got
all eight hooks done up, swivelled it round again, and looked at herself
in the mirror as she loaded her tits into the cups and hoisted the
shoulder straps into place. They needed adjusting, they were far too
long.
"Wow, that feels better!" She hefted their weight a few times. They
felt massive, but at least they were under control now. She pulled the
shirt on and went out, leaving two abandoned bras on the bed.
Charlotte fforbes-Davenport was in a grumpy mood. She had been
sick this morning again. Surely not! Not again! Daddy would kill her
for sure this time. And the shame of it. At least, the twins had been the
result of a quick tumble in a haystack with a bloke from the sticks. This
time, if indeed she was pregnant again, it was certainly Maxwell's.
There hadn't been anyone else.
Daddy would be deeply unimpressed if she had a baby by the
chauffeur. If he threw them out of the house, she would have to go and
live with Maxwell somewhere. Just her and Maxwell and Jacqui and the
twins. It was a bleak prospect. The whole charm, the whole point of
sleeping with Maxwell was the spicy element of danger. Take that
away, and the chauffeur was a rat-faced little man with a harsh accent
and arguably the smallest dick in five counties. No, she decided, it was
not going to come to that, no way.
"It might be a false alarm. I'll see my doctor first. In fact, I'll invite
him up for a house call." Even that didn't seem as inviting as it ought.
She felt too nauseous. She was having a bad hair day. And her breasts —
her absurdly huge breasts — felt fat and stodgy, like gigantic suet
puddings. A bad hair day was ghastly enough: a bad suet pudding day
was just about the end of the world. "That's all I need, for these buggers
to start growing again!" She slouched into the bathroom and stared into
the toilet bowl, a chilly sweat on her forehead and a taste of old pennies
in her mouth.
"Oh, bugger. Bugger, bugger, bugger! And fuck!"
It made her feel no better at all.
"Jacqueline! Jacqui, where are you?"
"Madame?" The nanny appeared at the bathroom door. She looked
at Charlotte anxiously. "Are you unwell?"
"You know I'm not well. You can see what's wrong with me, can't
you?"
"Oui, Madame. It is good news, non?"
"It is good news, NOT! God knows what Daddy is going to say
about this one. Oh, God!" She leaned over the toilet again.
Lucy sang a little song in the kitchen as she kneeled on a chair at
the sink to do the washing up. The job was getting harder lately. It
would be easier if she could see what she was doing, but her breasts
were now far too mountainous for that. There were soapsuds on the
ends of them and she could only just reach to wipe them off.
"We'll have to persuade Mrs Fielding to buy a dishwasher, won't
we, Rachel?" The dog put her head on one side. She knew it made her
look cute. "There, all done. They can dry themselves. My boobies are all
wet at the ends." She clambered down and pushed the chair back under
the table. Even a simple little thing like that hurt her breasts. They had
bumped into the table and it was hard.
"I wonder how big they are," she asked the dog. "Shall we measure
them? Come on, then!"
There was a tape measure in the kitchen drawer, but it was only
five feet long. Despite knowing it would be too short, she still tried
stretching it around her bust. It was strangely satisfying when it stopped
short of each of her nipples.
"That's sixty inches, plus that much, from there to my nipple, then
across to the other nipple, then back to the other end of the tape.
Golly!" she said, considering this mathematical improbability. "I'm
enormous!"
She swung them tentatively from side to side. They felt heavy and
tight. She bounced up and down on her toes. It took a while for them to
stop rebounding. She actually jumped in the air, but lost her balance
when she landed. "Ouch! I'd better not do that again." At least, her
breasts stayed in the bra and the bra still felt snug and as comfortable as
any bra had felt on her for the last two weeks.
A lady of leisure now the washing up was done, she checked out
the fridge, then wandered into the living room eating an enormous
chunk of pie. The phone caught her eye. Who could she call? Not
Trigger. He'd be out cleaning windows, anyway. How about Donna's
Adrian?
A thought occurred to her. She went into her bedroom and
gathered up an armful of shirts and soiled underwear. She had to
balance the load on top of her breasts and make her way into the
kitchen by feel. Then she loaded the dank clothes into the washing
machine, poured in the detergent, and switched on. She found a bucket,
tipped a generous sprinkle of detergent into it, took it out into the
garden and filled it from the hose.
"See you in ten minutes, Adrian!" she trilled to herself, and to the
astonishment of the dog, emptied the bucket all over the kitchen floor.
"Kay Danby. That's right, Danby. Mrs. My appointment is for ten
o' clock."
"Certainly, Mrs Dedby." The nurse, or was she just a receptionist,
wore a striped pink overall and had a heavy cold. She had brought it to
work to pass it on to all the patients. "Would you take a seat over dere.
Dr Parkinsod will see you id a few bobets."
"A few moments," Kay muttered to herself. "What's that mean?"
She chose a chair away from the other patients who stared at her with
undisguised curiosity. A woman with a snuffling baby, a young man
with a shaven head and a broken arm, a mother and a sluttish big
breasted daughter. Kay stared back at them, and they all looked away
instantly, except the daughter, who grinned. Kay smiled back.
She wished she had worn something a little less revealing than this
shirt. It had seemed reasonably modest when she'd put it on, but the top
two buttons had worked themselves undone and wouldn't stay fastened.
She couldn't try to do them up now. To reach up and around her breasts
would be to attract attention to herself. Kay couldn't see her nipples, but
she had a feeling they were erect. That, she decided, was all she
needed!
It didn't help that every time Kay went anywhere in public, she felt
as if everyone was recognising and remembering her from the news
broadcast a few weeks ago. There weren't too many women with a bust
this size, after all. But nobody had recognised her, it seemed. The
reason was simple enough: nobody ever noticed her face, they were far
too occupied looking elsewhere.
"Theresa Donaghy." The nurse with a cold burbled from the
hatchway. The mother and daughter got up. Busty, certainly, Kay
observed, but extremely pregnant, too. Her mound was too big for her to
fasten her jeans, so she had left them almost completely unzipped. Her
T-shirt strained across her fat bouncing tits and wrapped itself round
her belly like clingfilm round a pumpkin. She grinned again at Kay and
waddled through a door with a light over the top of it that said 'Room
5'. Her mother followed her, sorrowing, all the cares of the world and
her daughter on her round shoulders.
"Katy Dadbury," said the nurse. "Roob Three."
Kay looked around, nobody else seemed to be Katy Danbury.
"Yes, you! Who do you thigk?"
She got up from her chair, and the glances of the woman and the
hairless man flickered instantly away from her breasts. The light over
Room 3 was flashing insistently. 'Come ON! Doctors don't have all
DAY, you know!'
"Miss D'Arblay?" The doctor was a severe woman with
prematurely grey hair in a painful-looking bun. She looked over her
glasses as if Kay was a bad smell.
"Danby. Kay Danby."
"It's this writing," accused the doctor. "It's almost illegible."
"I didn't write it. It was your receptionist."
"Nurse."
"What?"
"She's a nurse. What are you? Three months gone?" Dr Parkinson
stared at Kay over her glasses, then took them off and looked again. She
referred to her notes. "It doesn't say anything about your condition in
here," she accused the patient.
"Condition?"
"Your breasts. They're far too big. How long has it taken for them
to get this big?"
"It took about six months. Six or seven years ago."
Dr Parkinson looked about to forget her Hippocratic oath, if she
had ever remembered it in the first place. She waved at a screen across
the room. "Strip off," she commanded, and returned to her notes.
Kay wondered whether to storm out of the surgery and lodge a
formal complaint somewhere. Where? With the nurse or receptionist?
She went behind the screen instead and took her shirt off, then her
skirt. "Ouch!" she said. Her bra was even more heavily over-full than
usual. Her mother-in-law has measured her for a new one last week, but
she seemed very busy these days, always driving around the country in
her little van. Rick was worried about her. Dear Rick.
"Has anyone seen these?" Dr Parkinson touched the nearer breast
with an icy hand. She must have enjoyed the feel of it: she did it again
to the other one.
Kay toyed with the truth: only about half the population of the
country on the national television news. Twice in a week.
"I saw a specialist when I was thirteen."
"He didn't recommend a reduction?" The doctor sounded outraged.
"Not at the time. My mother wasn't keen. Nor was I, really. He said
I could have one later, when I was older. It sounded like a good idea."
"Sounded like? Why haven't you had it done? It would be much
easier to find fashionable clothes and everything." She made it sound
like a civic obligation.
"I've thought about it, of course. But I talked it over with my
husband and we've decided we like them just the way they are."
"You discussed it with your partner?"
"No, I talked it over with my husband," said Kay, suddenly more at
ease.
The doctor turned away. Without looking up from her notes, she
jerked a thumb at the examination table. "Get up on there," she said
over her shoulder. She wrote something on the notes and underlined it
three times. Probably the dirty word 'husband', Kay thought. Ah, well.
A quick examination. Then see mother-in-law and see if she can
recommend anybody. It was one of those occasions when a second
opinion was called for.
"Is Adie there?"
"Who?" A strange, gruff voice.
"Adrian."
"Out. 'E works during the day. 'Oo wants him?"
"Oh." Lucy had to think who she was. "It's Mrs Fielding's house."
"Mrs...? You ain't Laura."
"No, I'm ..."
"Is that young Donna? What's wrong?"
"No, I'm not Donna. This is Lucy. I'm ... I'm the scullery maid."
"You're the what?" Bert Buckmaster laughed, a strange and
unusual sound. "Business is lookin' up, then! Right, that's Donna in't it?
I'd know your little girl voice anywhere. What's the problem, love?"
"It's not Donna. I keep telling you. It's Lucy. And it's the washing
machine. It's flooded the kitchen."
"What, again? I only fixed that six months since. Do you know how
to turn the water off?"
"No. I'm only a girl."
"Bugger. I suppose I can. Adrian's going to be out 'til eleven. All
right, I'll come round. Where's Laura? Mrs Fielding, I mean."
"She's at work. I'm all on my own, Mr Buckmaster!"
"All right. What did you say your name was? Lucy? I'll be round in
five minutes. Don't panic."
Lucy regarded the handset for a while, then put the phone down.
Hmm, pity about Adie. Still, his dad would do, at a pinch. It would be
interesting to try an older man for a change. She snorted. "I nearly
called him Mr Fuckmaster just then, Raich!"
The dog sniffed at the water lapping around the kitchen floor,
lowered her ears and tail and slunk out into the garden with a
disapproving expression.
Lucy held her hands at the sides of her breasts and danced a
cautious little jig.
end Chapter 28