SERVING MARYLOU
By Kandor



	Ron had asked out Marylou, the rather plain, nearly homely woman from 
accounting, because he was horny and he wanted a blowjob. To Ron, life was 
that simple and women could be broken into two groups: Those who will blow 
you and those who won’t. Marylou, with her long nose, angular face, plain 
brown hair that hung limply at her shoulders, pale white skin, so-so body and 
long, almost skinny legs, looked like she had blowjob potential.
	She’d accepted Ron’s date proposal for a movie and maybe dinner with 
grace and very little excitement. She had a personality, seemed a nice gal 
and all, Ron thought, but again, he saw little past Marylou’s thin lips which 
he imagined stretched out over his cock, sucking the spunk from it. He didn’t 
plan to return the favor, just hoped for a quick blow-job ending to a rather 
inexpensive night - especially if they went Dutch, which was Ron’s modus 
operandi.
	The date went smoothly, and Marylou, if not looking pretty, looked 
acceptable in her short sundress that revealed long, pale thighs and sinewy 
calves. He figured the skirt would be easy to lift so he could play with her 
pantied ass as she leaned over on the couch later to suck him off. Ron always 
planned ahead. She was pleasant enough throughout the night, engaging him in 
easy conversation and even smiling slyly at his innuendo-laden brand of 
humor. He was in, he thought to himself, and as she sucked the straw on her 
soda during the movie, he imagined it being his prick. He chuckled to himself 
and put his arm around Marylou who cozied up to him nicely.
	Then it was back to her place: Ron seldom liked going to his own 
apartment, he liked fucking on strange turf. They listened to some music, had 
a drink and soon enough were engaged in mad passionate kissing on the couch. 
Ron looked over Marylou’s shoulder at the clock. It was after midnight,  and 
he was getting tired. He figured to rush things along and get to his own bed 
by 1.
	"Mmm, baby, you feel soooo good," he cooed into Marylou’s ear, 
guiding her hand to his hard cock.
	"Mmmm, you do, too," she cooed back - and took her hand away from his 
prick to guide his hand up under her skirt.
	Fair enough, Ron thought to himself, as he fingered Marylou’s 
wettened slit through her panties, I’ll give her a minute or two of pleasure. 
Once his internal clock alarm went off and his dick felt neglected long 
enough, he pulled his hand out from between her twitching thighs and put hers 
back on his cock. Which she then pulled off his dick, returning his hand to 
her boiling bush. He stopped cold and pulled back to look at her. She was 
smirking at him, her tongue in her cheek in a school teacher scold.
	"Why did you stop?" she asked him. "What did you think was gonna 
happen, Ron? You figured I’d jack you off or blow you and that’s that, 
nothing for Marylou so long as you get your rocks off?"
	Ron’s jaw dropped. Never had a woman been so blunt, so bold - and so 
dead-on right.
	"Well, uh, I thought maybe we could...," he stammered before giving 
in. "Shit, Marylou, that’s how it usually works. Fuck it, I guess we’ll see 
you at work sometime."
	He started to get up. Marylou lifted a long leg over his waist and 
plopped him back down. She glared at him.
	"I’m all revved up now, Ronnie baby, you ain’t going anywhere until 
you do your duty," she growled, punching his chest with a bony finger for 
emphasis. "Now get down on your knees and give ME a blowjob!"
	Ron was stunned. This scrawny broad, who was looking uglier by the 
second, was in his face, steaming mad, horny and demanding he satisfy her. 
The shoe being on the other foot was decidedly uncomfortable.
	"Fuck you," he spit back at her. "If we humped at all tonight, it was 
gonna be a pity fuck. You’re lucky to have maybe gotten to blow me, bitch!"
	Marylou smiled - and slithered out of her panties. "On your knees and 
blow me, cunt worshipper...now!"
	Ron laughed and stood up, ready to go. Marylou, from her sitting 
position, lashed out with one sandaled foot and caught Ron between the legs, 
from behind, right on the nuts. He howled in pain and doubled over, clutching 
his wounded ‘nads. Marylou leaped up and caught him in a bearhug around his 
waist, amazingly lifting him up in the air, her sinewy limbs hauling him up 
in front of her and then ramming him down - balls first - onto the plank of 
her upraised thigh. He broke away and spun around to face her, his face a 
mask of pain as he grabbed his mashed balls. Marylou laughed and fell to her 
back, raising both feet in a straight-legged kick to his crotch that lifted 
him so high, his back crashed into the ceiling, prompting the apartment 
occupants upstairs to bang on the floor and yell "Quiet the fuck down!"
	On his way back down, Ron saw Marylou laying on the floor, legs 
spread wide. He landed facefirst in the juncture of her pale white thighs, 
the result being a mousetrap snapping of those thin but powerful limbs around 
his ears. She grabbed his hair and tilted his head up momentarily to glare 
down at him, a mad grin on her face.
	"Blow me good, Ronnie baby, make Marylou cummmmmmm," she growled. "Or 
next time I’ll pop your nuts to paste inside their hairy little sacs. Now 
fucking EAT ME GOOD!"
	With that, she rescissored her thighs around his head, locking her 
slim ankles and resting them on his back, the pincer-like ribbons of sinew 
and muscle on her inner thighs slicing into his jawbones and neck. She pushed 
out and up, mashing the hairy ring of her cunt lips onto his mouth, rubbing 
her eraser-size clit into it. She shrieked in pleasure as she scissor-snapped 
his head in her thighs, using his moaning face for her pleasure.
	"I may not be good looking and certainly not big and strong, but 
baby, these little legs can crack a man’s skull - and have!" she growled down 
at him, swiveling her slim hips. "You better make me cum, Ronnie boy, or I’ll 
scissor you into the next fucking lifetime!! Now put your lips on my big 
fucking clit and BLOWWWWW MEEEE!!!"
	Ron cried from humiliation and fear as he snaked out his tongue to 
dribble Marylou’s unusually thick and long clit. The thin thighs tightened 
frightfully hard on his head as he lapped and sucked and chewed his way to 
pleasing the crazy woman, his lips wrapping around that small cock of a clit 
and sucking for all he was worth She was squeezing him so hard stars swam 
before his eyes and he realized that if she didn’t cum soon, she’d bust his 
skull and flat out kill him. He blew her clit harder and harder and seconds 
later Marylou bucked up hard  and came a torrent of female cuntal goo right 
down his throat, jetting out a thick, creamy load. Ron’s eyes bugged out at 
the shock of so copious a cum shot from a woman as his mouth filled with her 
fem spunk, forcing him to hurridly swallow it down.
	"Yesssssss!!" Marylou hissed, thundering her thin thighs like a 
vibrating wave of flesh and bone on his ears, forcing a staccato hum from his 
bruised lips.
	When she finally let go, Ron slumped to the floor between her legs, 
wiping his mouth on the rug. Marylou sat up, smiling at him.
	"You.....fucking....whore....." Ron gasped, struggling to his knees. 
"You can’t...do that....to me...."
	"Fuck you, THESE say I can!" she roared, slapping her thin legs. 
"They can make you do anything I want!! You men think you can score a BJ 
whenever you want, you’ve come to think of it as your fucking right, that you 
can just get sucked off and we’ll be happy! Guess again!!"
	Marylou lashed out a foot and rapped it against the side of Ron’s 
face, spinning him around and knocking him to his back before her. Marylou 
grabbed his hair and dragged the screaming man back to the couch, where she 
sat on it and fitted the back of his head to her crotch, letting her lithe 
legs wind around his skull like a flesh ribbon. She slam-locked her skinny 
calves round each other and bucked up hard, lifting her scrawny ass off the 
couch and putting full-bore pressure into the crushing straight-on 
scissorlock. Ron screamed - and then could scream no more as Marylou’s 
thinnish thighs laced so hard around the sides of his neck they crushed the 
voice from him. His hands waved madly before her, signalling his surrender. 
She laughed down at his head, which was rapidly turning a gruesome purple in 
her lack-of-oxygen leglock.
	"You’re goin’ under, asshole, knocked out in skinny Marylou’s 
headscissors!" she growled. "You’re not the first, don’t worry. Just ask the 
guys in ad sales, if they’ll admit I beat the shit out of them!!"
	Marylou’s iron limbs locked down for the count and less than three 
seconds later, had sliced off the blood to Ron’s pain-racked brain, leaving 
him limp and out cold between her legs. She quivered the meat of her thighs 
from her face and stood up, using her hands to knead the thin flesh of her 
ass. She smiled at the thought of what was coming next.
	When he woke up, his nose was buried in the hairy ring of Marylou’s 
tight asshole. She was sitting on his face, spreading her very thin ass 
cheeks wide in her hands, settling her light bodyweight completely onto his 
face as he lay on the floor, her thin thighs spread wide to bury him totally 
up her consuming ass. The bulk of his face so deep up Marylou’s madly 
hunching butt forced her asscheeks out wide, giving her the appearance of 
actually having a well-rounded ass. She looked over her shoulder and laughed 
at the sight, and that of Ron’s eyes crossed in fear and pain under her 
demanding rump.
	"Mmmmmmmm, that smell nice up there, Ronnie?" she cooed, rubbing her 
clit and feeling a thick river of cuntal wax from her last orgasm slicing 
down her labial lips and into his mouth which was right at her cunny. "Take a 
nice...deep....breath....it’ll be your LAST for awhile!!!"
	Marylou let him breathe a moment longer and then shut her thighs 
around his mouth, sealing all breathing tubes off in her sex, his nose up the 
muscular o-ring of her asshole, his mouth by her pussy and thighs. He 
twitched madly, his legs kicking up and down, in an effort to unseat his 
tormentress. She laughed and sat with her hands on hips until she finally 
knocked him out. Lifting off him, she listened for his breathing to make sure 
he wasn’t actually dead, than waited for him to come around. Leaning forward, 
she closed off his head in a reverse facescissors, his vision confined to the 
tiny bubble that was the ass he was jsut forced to smell. Her thin but lethal 
thighs laced around his ears and those incredible thigh pincers crushed 
inward. He moaned in agony as she rotated her legs up and down and back and 
forth, chewing at his head and face.
	"I want my asshole worshipped, Ron, I want your tongue inside my 
butt, I want my asshole licked and lapped totally clean, do you understand?" 
she growled, snapping her scissor on harder for emphasis until she heard the 
now totally submissive man squeak out a ‘yes’. She smiled and squeezed 
harder. Then she let up, but only enough to allow him to slide his abused 
face deep into the musky, slim halves of her ass, his tongue immediately 
sinking into her undulating asshole. Marylou hissed and arched her back as 
Ron’s long tongue serviced her shitter, licking around the outer ring, 
tasting her anal meat as it milked him in deeper and deeper. His face was 
finally mashed completely inside her rugged butt flesh as she worked his 
tongue so far up her tightening asshole, he feared she’d rip it off and suck 
it into her intestines. For 30 minutes, Ron was forced to lick clean the 
asshole of the woman he’d only an hour before envisioned sucking him off on 
the couch.
	By the time Marylou had cum for the third or fourth time, Ron was 
nearly passed out cold in the scissors and ass smother. She let up and he 
rolled to his side, moaning from pain and humiliation. Marylou stood up, 
shaking the cramps from her legs and ass, standing over him and laughing.
	"Not bad for an amateur," she growled down at him. "I’ll bet you 
don’t get a lot of ass-eating practice. I don’t think you’re the type who 
goes in for that sort of thing, you wouldn’t stoop so low as to eat the 
butthole of a woman, right? Tell me, was mine the first girl’s ass you’ve 
licked? Huh?"
	Ron was red-faced in shame as he nodded his head. Tears ran down his 
face as he buried it, sobbing, into the rug at Marylou’s feet. She laughed 
derisively.
	"Get up here and blow me again," she growled, pointing to her pussy 
as she stood above him. "On your knees and suck me off, like you’d expect a 
woman to do to you. NOW!"
	She didn’t wait and reached down to grab his hair, hauling him to his 
knees and mashing his protesting face in the hairy mound of her cunt. She 
used both hands to maul his head and grind it deeper inside her soaking slit, 
extending her clit and pounding his mouth with it. Ron sucked it in and blew 
it, licking at it with his tongue in time to feel another orgasmic river of 
twat sauce  coat it. He pulled it back inside and gulped as Marylou’s thin 
hips spasmed in aftershock. She let him go and he fell to his ass on the 
floor, crying.
	"Not bad, not bad," she cooed, walking around him. "See, with a guy, 
you suck him off, he’s pretty much done for the night. But you give a blowjob 
to a woman, Ronnie, you’re just warming her up."
	She spun him to his knees and took him in a standing headscissors, 
his face sticking out the front of her thin legs. Cupping her hands under his 
chin, she pulled back on his head until it mashed into her pussy, which she 
ground into the back of his head, her tireless cunt wetting him to the scalp. 
Biting her upper lip and closing her eyes, she pulled brutally hard on his 
face, forcing his neck to bend at a painful angle, until she rubbed herself 
to yet another drenching orgasm, so thick and plentiful it ran down the back 
of Ron’s abused neck.
	"See, you don’t even HAVE to blow me to get me off," she hissed, 
releasing him. 
	Ron blubbered on the floor as Marylou slowly walked to her bedroom 
and then came back out - wearing a 12-inch long black rubber dildo strapped 
to her skinny waist. She walked to the kitchen, leaving Ron on the floor, 
frozen in fear. He heard her rustling about and then heard the microwave bell 
go off. Ron shook his head fearfully as she returned, rudely stroking the 
huge cock in her hand, laughing and posturing like a man.
	"C’mon, baby, gimme a little suck, put your mouth on my big, fat 
cock!" she growled, walking toward him, jerking the big rubber prick. "Lemme 
have a REAL blow job!!"
	She grabbed Ron’s head in both hands and impaled his face with her 
prick, his lips stretched wide around the bulbous, thick fake dong. She cooed 
and moaned as she settled on a steady face-fucking rythym, slipping her cock 
in and out of his crying face more rapidly. She affected a look of orgasm and 
pumped the prick harder.
	 "Just so you’ll know, I saved up a few loads of cum from my last few 
dates, froze them, and just heated up the whole wad in the micro, which I 
poured into the very realistic ballsac of my little strap-on here, and is 
about to go pulsating down your fucking throat!!!!" she screamed, reaching 
under her ass to milk her fake nuts. "Gonna.....CUMMMMMMMM!!!!"
	Ron’s eyes bugged wide as he felt a good dozen throbbing shots of 
real  and hot spunk jet out of Marylou’s quivering cockstem and fill his 
sucking mouth. She was a wildwoman, humping his face at the speed of orgasm, 
as she had herself a real one while filling Ron’s face with former 
boyfriends’ seed. He couldn’t swallow fast enough, the salty, tangy brew of 
spunk filling his cheeks and running out the sides, down his face and onto 
Marylou’s quivering thighs, shins and feet. She finished off her own orgasm a 
full minute later after emptying her fake balls into Ron’s crying face. She 
pulled the cock out and a thick ribbon of spew clung to it, a rubbery strand 
connecting to Ron’s lips.
	"Lick it clean, blowjob boy," she growled. "And lick that shit off my 
thighs and legs, and my feet. NOW!"
	Ron obeyed, gobbling down every strand of nut cream he could find on 
the thick prick and thin legs and feet. She laughed down at him.
	"I think you’ve given me enough blowjobs for the night, whaddya 
think?" she chuckled as she helped him to the door. "Thanks for dinner and 
the movie, too."