Had a few minutes to spare, got the notion to concoct some "leg-worthy limericks." 
By Kandor


Enjoy. 

"GAL FROM BELIZE"
There was a young gal from Belize,
Whose quads hung over her knees,
When she squeezed a man's head,
He was quickly made dead,
Which indeed made her very much pleased.

"MANDY'S THIGHS OF STEEL"
Mandy had thighs of cut steel
Which many men liked to feel,
But once 'round their necks
They would make them all wrecks,
Injuries that never would heal. 

"LINDA'S SMASHING LEG"
Linda loved smashing her leg
Into any man's hairy love eggs,
Their nuts she did waste
By bashing to paste
And making them beg and beg..

"DIANA LOVES TO SCISSOR"
Diana did love to scissor
Her hubby's loving kisser
But she found other guys
To worship her thighs, 
And hubby, he sure do miss 'er.

"AMANDA'S GOT DIBS ON RIBS"
Amanda would yell "I got dibs!"
When she'd wrap her legs 'round a man's ribs.
Her thigh muscles would bunch
And with a squeezy scissory crunch,
She's reduce his ribs to bone nibs.

"SUZIE'S SCISSORING CALVES"
When Suzie scissored with calves,
She'd nearly cleave heads in halves,
With a mighty scissors thrust
Skulls she would easily bust
Unhealable by any mere salves.