Undie Schmundie Munchie 
by Ibfeysaat

(Questions and comments to ibfeysaat18@gmail.com)

My sick sissy fetish had been discovered and now I was going to have to pay
for my indiscretions. Soiled smelly cunty panties drive me up the wall. Oh,
that fragrant and sometimes rank odor of the vaginal excretions a girl
leaves in her panties trips my trigger. I love to jerk off while smelling a
girl's panties imagining what she must look, feel, smell, and taste like
when she is forcing her cunt on me. I'm effeminate I know. But I'm still a
man, well almost.

My sick sissy fetish had been discovered. There I was with my left hand
clutching my niece's soiled smelly cunty panties as I sniffed them
affectionately. My right hand was yanking my crank. What was my niece doing
home? Uh-oh!!!

WTF! Uncle Yussel ben Moshe... ( The ancient Hebrews in synagogue would
call young men to the stage. They are introduced as their Hebrew name, ben
meaning "son of," and the fathers Hebrew name. Ergo, I am Yussel ben Moshe.
Yussel or Joseph son of Moshe or Miles.)

"Uncle Yussel ben Moshe you schmuck! You got your putz in one hand and the
other sniffing my greasy schmundie! Gay Kaken ofn yahm! (Go shit in the
ocean) You putz you're gonna pay now!"

The sweaty girl stepped forward and arched her leg backward and then
forward with evil intentions. It was a direct hit right to my testes. For a
split second it felt like she flattened my gonads like a pair of potato
latkes. Oy vey did that hoit.

I crumpled to the floor holding my flattened latkes. "Move your hands Uncle
Yussel or I'm gonna break em." Closing my eyes to avoid seeing the
inevitable, I gently let go and kaboom! The curly haied brunette nutted me
but good. Bam bam bam! Three more shots to my knaidles. Oy veyismere the
humanity. I couldn't handle any more strikes and grabbed my throbbing
schnutzes with tears forming in my eyes. What was she doing here?

"You wanna sniff and lick my hairy schmundie Uncy? Well, I am going to make
you. She is ripe and fragrant. And, I haven't bathed in days!"

Uh-oh! This escalated quickly. Next thing I know is she yells "ha" and
nutted me to hell and back. Aaargh! I grabbed my throbbing nutsack and
folded up into a ball. Esther had shimmied out of her shorts and stood
above me with her filthy shit stained sweaty off white panties just staring
down at me. She plucked them off of her humongous bush and ripped them off.
Her bush was the blackest thickest triangle that I have ever seen. She even
had a thick covering of a trail leading to her belly button. I was going to
get lost and perhaps never found if she smothered me with that beaver trap.

"Uncle Yussel here you go. Munchie my undie schmundie cunty treat." And
then she bent down and facesat me. Her rancid cunt swallowed my face
completely. If it wasn't for my body, I may have disappeared. I lapped at
her stinky cunt breathing in her foul scent. A couple of times I almost
heaved. Esther grabbed the back of my head and forced me into her. She was
fixing to cum.

"C'mon Uncle Yussel, lick my clit. If you heave all over my spoiled knish I
will hurt you badly! Eat my hairy schmundie you pig. Oh God oh God oh God
I'm going to cuuuuum!"

And then she soiled my face with a putrid squirt. I lapped at her erect
clitoris and she came again. I was drowning here but nobody could notice.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I felt a boot kick my balls
inside of me. I screamed in pain but it was barely audible. It just made
Esther cum again. She shimmied off of me. I saw my sister-in-law staring at
me.

"Yussel, you little fuck. You're eating Esther's schmundie. Now you're
going to pay. Suck my fucking hairy knish!"

I had much to do!