KARRA THE MEAN GIRL COMES TO THE RESCUE OF A PAPIAN FAMILY by Hamlet Karra the Mean Girl read the horrific story that appeared in this week's Grantham Journal Five Grantham men are given suspended sentences after taking part in violent incidents in the town centre Five men involved in late night violence on the streets of Grantham have been given suspended sentences and are now free to walk the streets again even after a Judge described their behaviour as "disgraceful". This followed a series of incidents in the town starting on Guildhall Street and ending 90 minutes later in the Market Place in June of this year. Yet all five admitted offences arising out of a number of different incidents of violence. And yet all have escaped immediate jail sentences. The first violence took place when the victim was attacked outside Oscars Bar. One of the defendants, Jim Dawkins, walked across the road, picked up a bottle off a table and beckoned the man Peio Pouana the owner of the Papian restaurant the the Pineapple Heaven in the High St. Dawkins then squared up to him before David Havers punched him to the head knocking him to the ground in what the prosecutor in the case described as "a sucker punch." While the victim was on the ground, Dawkins threw the bottle at his head and Jim Davis kicked him in the head before the victim managed to get inside the club. Afterwards there was further violence outside The Bank pub during which the manager was punched in the face and Dawkins produced a police-style baton. Later the violence moved on to the Market Place where Derek Patterson carried out a series of assaults after first attacking two more Papians Mr Popuna's sons Tanielo and Maako who were coming out of the Late Lounge Bar. Patterson, Davis and others also went on to attack the Pouana brothers who were knocked to the ground, kicked and punched. Davis repeatedly punched Tanielo Pouana to the head and he fell to the floor and kicked the victim while he lay on the floor unconscious. Davis continued the attack with his partner Sean Lavery , After the trial at Lincoln Crown Court all five were found guilty. However, the defence barrister Sir Boris Gove pleaded with the Judge Justice Willamson stating all 5 had mental problems and should be given another opportunity before facing jail sentences which would affect their careers Also, he stated correct police procedures were not followed as none of them were properly interviewed under caution. After reading this Karra was disgusted by this verdict How dare these five go free! She was particularly furious with the defence barrister Sir Boris who was well known for defending criminals like these She immediately rang her colleague and fellow Mean Girl Amber. "Well Amber the time has come at last for us to fight and destroy evil. As a Mean Girl you will become a One Girl fighting machine unable to lose any fight. Of course, you will never be as good as me the Head Mean Girl. (HMG). I know I am a One Girl Army (OGA) and I know am invincible!" "We have already fought and destroyed a bunch of evil drug dealers the Destock Gang. Now we will deal just as severely with five thugs who have assaulted three Papians and have got away with it.I am determined that every single one will be a cripple for life in a days' time and removed from Grantham forever! " "We will show no mercy to them at all. We will beat them to death if necessary and make them suffer the most excruciating pain. These people are worse than vermin. Every second they live they pollute the earth!" "I am going to the Pineapple Heaven today on my own to see the Pouana family/You will join me later!" Karra and Amber were both devout and almost fanatical born-again Pentecostal Christians. They regularly attended the Jubilee Pentecostal Church. in Grantham, they believed that there was a spiritual war between Light and darkness in which they as Mean Girls were God's protagonists. Karra was soon outside the restaurant the Pineapple Heaven. The restaurant was recently opened and renovated and was very smart with baskets of flowers and tables and chairs outside. It was clear it had all been freshly painted and really looked bright and cheerful compared to the rest of the area. It had a large menu outside. It was clearly doing a lot of business given the widespread popularity of Papian food. She walked across the road to the restaurant and knocked on the door. It took some time to answer and it was clear that the Pouana family were now even scared of customers They were now petrified that the five had got away with their crimes and were free to offend again All five called themselves the Mob The day had come round when the Mob were to collect their protection money. It was Mrs Kusa Pouana who looked through the peephole. She was so surprised to see a huge leather clad Black Girl at the door. Karra had already told them that she was a regular customer and would deal ruthlessly with the Mob. Mrs Pouana felt so elated that salvation had come at last! When she answered Karra saw this short lady dressed in a silk sahini standing in front of her. She had long black hair and looked so sweet and submissive as she stood before Karra "Good Morning Mrs Pouana. I'm Karra the Mean Girl and and I've come to rescue you from the thugs who have assaulted your husband and your sons and who are now harassing you." At once Kusa fell on the ground and began to lick Karra's boots. She was so relieved that as a Papian she was to be rescued by Karra the all-powerful Mean Girl! "I'm so glad you have come! You are our only hope! Thank God You've come to rescue us! You are an Angel from Heaven!" As they were talking her husband Peio walked in. He was a small balding friendly looking man. He was covered in injuries from the assault and beating he had recently received from the thugs Next to him stood his sons who were similarly bruised all over The two sons Tanielo and Maako were both seriously injured with cuts to their head and ribs which meant they had to go all the way to Lincoln A&E. They both complained it had taken over 30 minutes for the police to arrive. As soon as they saw her, they fell to the ground and began to lick Karra's boots in adoration. "Karra You are a gift sent from Heaven to save us!" "'Right that's enough you can stop licking my boots .Those thugs will be coming for their protection money soon .You will do as I say .You will tell them you are not paying .I will hide behind the bar Don't you worry I will deal with them!" Karra then went and hid behind the bar ready to confront the thugs. She waited there hiding for about 5 minutes. She did not have to wait long. Two men walked in, one was dressed in jeans and a baseball cap. while the other had long greasy hair and a beard with a tee shirt on saying 'F-----K YOU As they walked in they behaved like the thugs they were. The one with the baseball cap kicked one of the chairs across the room, while the other ripped away one of the table clothes so all the cutlery and glasses went flying across the room. the glasses smashing against the walls. Karra was seething with rage! The one with the baseball cap Dawkins approached Mr Pouana. He spoke in a broad accent. "So Popa or whatever your f----g name is! We might now to give your Papi arse another beating Where's the f--------g money then?" "Sorry I can't pay you!' he said sweating with fear. The other one Havers grabbed him by the collar. "Whar do mean you can't pay you Papi c""t? Do you want us to firebomb thus place yow Papi bastard?" Just then Karra walked out behind the bar. 'You'd better leave him alone you're in deep shit you thugs. You see my name is Karra and I'm a Mean Girl and I've come to wipe you thugs off the face of the earth!' They looked in amazement at the sight of this amazing tall muscular leather clad Black Girr; with a cat o nine tails beating against her boots. 'Just get out of our way yow Black cow! 'said Dawkins pretending not to be afraid of her. 'Get your hands off him now or you'll feel my cat across your face!' 'Why don't you f---k off back to Africa yow jungle bunny! "shouted Havers This incensed her even more. With one move she brought the cat down hard across Dawkins face. It caused a huge weal to show as blood came spurting out almost in a torrent. He fell on the floor screaming for all he was worth. She had almost taken out his left eye. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Havers ran towards her yelling with hate in his eyes "Yow piccaniny cow!" No one could call her a 'piccaniny cow' and be allowed to live! She sidestepped him easily. With ease she embedded her right fist hard into his belly causing him to go down on his knees, clutching his broken rib cage She then brought her boot heel hard into his neck .His whole body hit the ground . He began to puke all over the restaurant floor, with all his breakfast coming up right in front of the Pouana family. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She then held him up dragging him up from the floor by his shirt collar. She then thrust upwards with her fist executing a brilliant Uppercut Move. It caused his head to fly backward as he fell crashing into one of the tables. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Like a flash she was on top of him She embedded her boot hard into his groin area putting him through the most terrible CBT (Cock and Ball Torture). He carried on yelling as she continued to drive her boot in hard. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 'Are you going to apologise to these people? "And you address me as MADAME KARRA!" He bellowed back as her boot heel drove with terrible power into his testicles. 'YES MADAME KARRA!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED