TATJANNA CRUELA IN A DIRTY PUB
by Hamlet



As a Corrective Therapist Tatjanna was not just a Domina at work. She was very
dominant in her personal life too. She just loathed bad or ignorant behaviour
of any kind. She hated it if people didn't greet her in the mornings on the
tram or the bus. Where she originated from Bergens in Hvalsens Province in
Norseland it was considered very rude to fail to greet people, so she expected
the same. She could not stand this English habit of ignoring other people.

She had recently got on a tram in Nottingham and everyone naturally said Good
Morning' except this one bastard. He was reading his paper and just ignored
her. She was livid. She walked over to him and just ripped the paper away from
him. She shouted at him 'How dare you ignore me you ignorant bastard! Are you
blind or something?' She then grabbed him by the neck and threw him off the
tram at the next stop.

She turned around to the other passengers and said' Does anyone else want to
ignore me? '

NO MADAME!!, they all called out in terror.

She also could not stand dirty places in particular dirty pubs. She did not
drink alcohol at all, and only drank fruit juice.

She recently went to this pub in Nottingham The Dirty Goose and found it lived
up to its name and found the place absolutely filthy. There was dust all over
the tables and

floor and it was clear the tables had hardly ever been cleaned. There were
dirty glasses everywhere-it was revolting!

She had just come back from the gym and was dressed in a tight black leather
jacket and skin-tight leotards and calf length boots.

She decided to do something about it and walked over to the landlord. He
looked pretty filthy himself dressed in smelly old jeans, trainers and a tee
shirt

She grabbed him by the neck and dragged him over the bar. She would make an
example of him right in front of his friends. She held him in a neck and
throat grip-one of the most painful tortures of all. He was literally crying
like a little baby with pain. She dug her nails hard into his throat and neck
and enjoyed every moment of it. She shouted in his face.

'Look here you shithead! I can't stand dirty pubs, so you had better get this
place cleaned up. I will give you until tomorrow and if the place has not
improved to my standard not only will I break every glass and chair, but I
will break you up as well. Do you understand?'

'YYYESSS ''he cried.

'Yes, Madame Tatjanna Cruela 6BS- and do you know what the 6BS are?'

'NNOOO MADAME TITANNACRULLA 6BS!!!! he yelled in terror unable to pronounce
her name

'Beautiful, Big, Blonde, Bossy, Brutal and Busty! Now repeat!

'BBEAUTIFUL. BBBIGGG. BOSSY

'You missed three out! she screamed.

BBLONDE 'he stuttered as she dug her razor-sharp nails into his neck and
throat.

'BBBOSSSY, BBUSTYYY!'

'Don't forget as every time I see you; you will repeat it. You get one wrong,
and you get a good hard Belly Punch-understood?!

'YYESS MADAMETITANIC 6BS!!'

She had put the fear of God in him. She then turned round and saw 2 bastards

standing by the snooker table. As a Therapist another thing that really
annoyed her was people wasting their lives playing useless sports in pubs like
pool and darts.

She walked straight over to them.

'Right you retards wasting your time playing pool. Would you like the same
treatment?'

'Nnnoo' they mumbled.

She grabbed both of them by the throat She then gave the first one a ringing
slap across his face.

SLAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

He yelled out in agony and fell to the floor. It was like being hit by a
cricket bat. The other one then tried to leave, but it was hopeless. She was
furious with him as a Corrective Therapist for playing a ridiculous game
hitting balls across a table all day. She gave him 2 hard slaps across his
face

SLAPPPP SLAAAAPPPPPPPPP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

He fell down on the floor yelling in agony.

'Right from now on you are barred from this pub-I don't want to see you within
10 metres of this place ever again!'

'NOW GET OUT!!!

'YYYESS MADAME TITANIA 6 BS'

She had never seen two men run as fast in my life. One of them nearly tripped
as he ran out of the door.

She went up to the landlord again and grabbed him by the neck.

'This place had better be spotless by tomorrow evening or else this pub won't
be standing here anymore you dirty scumbag!!'

YYYYYESS 'he stammered out of his wits with fear.

YES WHO?'

'YES, MADAME TATANNA 6BS'

'AND WHAT ARE THE 6 BS YOU WORM?'

BEAUTIFUL.BIG.BLONDE. BOSSY.BRUTAL. AND BUSTY!

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