ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 194
by Hamlet
GEMMA TOTALLY HUMILIATES A WAITER IN A SMALL COLOMBIAN TOWN IN FRONT OF ANGELA AND TANYA


After She had completely and totally humiliated of the Colombian Paramilitary
Police chief Garcia, Gemma led Angela and Tanya out of the Arrivals' lounge at
Bogot�'s El Dorado airport. In the distance They could see the city of Bogot�
beneath Them now that the sun was shining and there were clear blue skies .In
the distance too Angela and Tanya could clearly see the Andes Mountains
stretching ahead. How glad they were to be in Colombia at last and to have
left the cold and wet of Northern Ireland!

Gemma took them to the Judge Wagon that was parked outside It was built out of
reinforced steel to prevent any guerrilla attack with bars on the widows and
gun placements all around.

She took them inside and They soon realised that this Judge Wagon was built
like a tank and was impervious to even machine gun attack. They looked in the
back and there was array of weaponry including bazookas. rocket propellers and
machine guns There were calls three Hardanger motorbikes that were equipped
with rocket propellers too that made Them a veritable Three Women Army!

Gemma went into the driver's seat while Angela and Tanya sat behind behind
Her. Gemma knew Colombia so well and had travelled all over the country. As
well as speaking fluent Spanish there was hardly a corner of Colombia She did
not know as She drove the Judge Wagon forwards with such complete confidence.

Soon they were in open country passing towns on the way Faculativa, Valletta
and Utica that to Angela and Tanya looked slightly run down and poor as They
were used to the affluence and wealth of Their own Nation .

Soon they were in the town of La Dorada which lay on the Magdalena river that
ran through the centre of the country and separated the Cordillera Occidental
from the Cordillera Central .It was still early in the morning and all Three
of Them were getting quite hungry. Angela and Tanya in particular wanted to
sample some Colombian cuisine. This was a country where there were vitally
countless places to eat .Every village would have a caf� and restaurant and
Colombians loved to eat all the time.

As they walked out of the Judge Wagon the whole population of the town gazed
in wonder at the sight of these Three blonde leather clad Giantesses and
Glamazons as They strutted so confidently down the street.

They found a caf� on the main street of the town All towns in Colombia were
easy to navigate as they were all built on the American grid pattern. The
streets running north to south were called carerras or Cras while the streets
going west to east were called Calles. Angela looked at the street they were
walking

down. It was Carrera 3 .There was a small caf� next to a church on the corner.
All Three of Them sat outside in the street while the local men especially
gazed at Them in admiration and fear.

As they sat done on that beautiful sunny Sunday morning a waiter came up it
them. He had a fat gut like many Colombian males. He looked at Them as if They
were creatures from another planet and could not believe his eyes.

Gemma ordered breakfast that in Colombia usually consisted of a comida
corriente or set meal of coffee, fruit juice, churros a kind of sweet fried
bread, a fried dish usually eggs and bread.

She spoke to him in Her usual fluent Spanish.

!'Buenos d�as se�or!?Como se llama usted?

'Me llamo Alvaro se�ora'

'Alvaro mi llamo Jueza Gemma Firestone. Estos son mis collegas Jueza Angela
Spiteful y Tanya Masterrson.C�mo usted puede ver estamos nors�as.Usted puede
llamarmi Jueza Gemma.'

'Tenemos mucha hambre Alvaro y queremos desayuno ahora.Queremos un gran jarro
de caf�, un gran jarro de zumo oranje, churros y huevos benedictinos con pan
marr�n! Si usted trae nosotros el pan blanco yo mostrar� �l abajo su
garganta!'

'!Apresurarse y para clavando la vista al cuero o usted sentir� mi azote
travea de su trasera!'

'!Si Jueza Gemma!'

She had told Alvaro that they were very hungry and they wanted breakfast a
large jug of coffee, orange juice .churros and eggs benedict served with brown
bread. She had also told him that if he served Them white bread She would
personally shove it down his throat!

She had told him to hurry up and stop looking at the leather or he would feel
Her whip across his backside .She believed that the only way that these
Colombians could be on time was by insulting them as they had no idea of time
as this was the county of ma�ana where unlike in Norseland time did not mean
anything.

He ran off at full speed. All Three of them were getting really hungry and
wanted to eat desperately as they watched the crowds going into early morning
Mass.

Eventually Alvaro arrived pushing a trolley along with all the food sweating..

Gemma was furious as She grabbed him by the collar. He was shaking with fear.

'!Yo pens� que dec� usted a apresurarse Alvaro su dolo colombiana ! !Hemos
esperado diez minutos! !Que est� equivocado con sus colombianos !

'!Lo siento Jueza Gemma yo intent� muy duro pero est� muy dific�l por mi!!
Perdona mi por favor! '

She dug Her nails into his throat as She literally threw him across the ground

'Sali mi vista antes yo batir� usted con mi azote!'

He ran away at full speed terrified She was really going to, thrash him
senseless with Her whip for taking ten minutes to bring the food!

'These f-------g lazy Colombians get on My nerves! If one more of them causes
me trouble I will thrash them within an inch of their lives!Those hotel rooms
in Medell�n had be ready or else!'

They then ate their breakfast which was actually delicious as Angela and Tanya
were so hungry after Their long flight All the locals in La Dorada avoided
Them after They had seen Gemma confront that waiter.

It was soon time for them to leave for Medell�n. As They left Gemma grabbed
Alvaro's head and shoved it in the dirty plates. Angela and Tanya laughed at
his discomfort.

She whispered into his ear

'! Alvaro quiza el proximo tiempo estamos en El Dorada y venemos a su
restaurante usted hacer� seguro usted servir� nosotros destro de cinco minutos
porque si usted est� mas tarde usted limpiar� la mesa con su lengua! !Entiende
usted !'

'!Si entiendo Jueza Gemma ' he whined as She pushed his face right into the
remains of the eggs benedict.

She had told Alvaro that the next time They came to his restaurant he would
make sure he served Them within 5 minutes or he would clean the table with his
tongue!

They paid the bill that came to $9 altogether or 16560 pesos. Soon these
people would be using Norse Marks instead of dollars as Norselandic occupation
was only a short time away !

She then kicked Alvaro had up the arse as he went flying down the street .She
threw the money on the table.

'!Toma ese su cerdo colombiana!'

'Take that you Colombian pig!

They left strutting to the Judge Wagon feeling so pleased with Themselves that
They were effectively the Law in this country

'Come on Angela and Tanya let's go to Medell�n! I can't wait to get to the
Hotel Nutibara where We are staying. The rooms had better be ready or else We
will be cropping some arses!'

'We certainly will Gemma!' Angela agreed

'LET'S GO LADIES!'

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