ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 176
by Hamlet
ANGELA BEATS A GUNMAN TO A BLOODY PULP



Angela set off down Shankhill road in Belfast the Loyalist heartland on Her
Hardanger bike. It was very important for Her to demonstrate beyond all reason
that She was the Boss in the area. She roared through the streets dressed
completely in shiny black leather with Her siren blazing at full volume.

Strapped to Her Hardanger bike was a Loyalist thug who had tried to collect
protection money from the Papian restaurant the Pineapple Bar only to face the
wrath of Angela .She had given him a damned good beating and then had thrown
him on the pavement .She had forced the other thug to clean the restaurant
floor with his tongue. The local population had been warned in no uncertain
terms that if there were any harassment at all there would be instant
retaliation from the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges).

As She rode forwards knowing that She was without doubt the Law now in Belfast
and that the local population knew it .She decided to call Her fellow Judge
Marsella on Her mobile.

'Marsella it's Me Angela! Just to let you know that I'm about to attack the
KBB (King Billy's Boys) HQ in Tennent St. I've just beaten the living
daylights out of 2 thugs. I've made one of them clean the floor of the
restaurant with his tongue to pay for his crimes The other one I have on the
back of My bike. He'd better get the right address of Jimmy Spence or I've
told him I will cut his testicles off and ram them down his throat!'

'That's great news Angela I always knew You would prove to be an excellent
Judge! You really have meeted out the right justice to these thugs'.

Tanya and I have just beaten the living daylights too out of 3 thugs .We have
them on the ground handcuffed outside their pub called the Orange Order in
Newtownards Road. We're about to smash the place up and then burn it down as a
lesson to the local community!'

'That's great Marsella We're winning easily .We will soon rid the city of
these thugs!'

'By the way Angela We have an informant there at the KBB HQ working for Us.
Her name is Magenta. She used to work for the PSNI (Police Service of Northern
Ireland) Before that She was the leading Dominatrix in Belfast. She has been a
Dominatrix fir years having practiced in Glasgow before that,'

'She now works full time as a ROJ Informant. Please could you call Her now
.She is posing as a friend of Jimmy Spence's and the only female member of the
KBB. You should send Her a text message so no one suspects anything.'

'Certainly I will call now.Marsella'

Angela sent a text message to Magenta directly. Soon She had replied .She was
calling from the toilet in Jimmy Spence's house.

'Ullo Angela!' She called in Her distinct Northern Irish accent.

' Ut's Me Magenta!'

'Hello Magenta it's Me Judge Angela Spiteful'

'Good to hear from Yow Judge Spiteful. May I call You Angela?'

'Certainly as We're working together I will permit You. How's Jimmy getting
on? As you know I'm going to capture him alive and take him back to Norseland
with Me.'

'Well he's hurd all about Yow beating op those two thugs. They were hus bust
frunds. He wants Yow dud!'

'Don't worry Magenta if anyone's going to die it will be him! He's going to
die a long slow death when I get him back to My Nation!'

'Oid loik ter pay Yow a tape of Jummy sow Yow con ere wut he sounds loik!'

' I don't mind hearing his stupid voice as I suppose I will be hearing it
soon.'

She played the tape back as Angela brought the bike to a halt in the middle of
the street.

'Oi Jummy oi ere sometungs opened tow Oian und Jurry'

'Wot oim waiting fur the prutuction muney from those Parpi bastsards .'

This was clearly Jimmy speaking.

'Oive jost urd sum blunde butch in larthers os beaten the f-----k owt of thum
und she's hudding ere!Shay's us hard us nails!'

'Whow the f-------k us shay?'

'Shays sume Narsi butch cawled Spitefull or sumthung Down worry oive got one
of owr gonmawn tow sort er owt !Well waist the Narsi butch!'

Angela was listening amused that these bastards thought they could get Her!

Suddenly there was a shot. It ripped right into Her front tire blowing it
apart completely .The crowds in the street began to disperse knowing that a
full-scale battle was about to begin between Her and the ROJ and the KBB.

She threw herself on the ground. Shots continued to rain down narrowly missing
the thug who was strapped to the back.

The shots hit Her bike all over hitting the back tire and the controls as She
lay down on the ground. It was clear it was totally destroyed.

She looked in the distance and could see a gunman firing at Her from the top
of a pub across the road called the' GloriousTwelth' .He called out to Her.

'F------K OFF BARK TOW NARSELUND YOW BUTCH!'

With one move She untied the thug and pushed him in front of Her. She shouted
out at the gunman from the road.

'If you want to kill Me you will have to kill him first you bastard!'

She walked towards the pub holding the thug by the neck in Her leather-gloved
hands He was drenched in sweat terrified of Her and of being hit by fire

She was soon inside the pub. All the customers had gone except the bar man who
was crouched under the bar clearly petrified of Her.

She walked up to him and grabbed him by the hair. He groaned in agony under
the power of Her mighty grip.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

'How dare you harbour a gunman you bastard! You're going to pay for this the
penalty for supporting those gunmen! When I've got that gunman I'm going to
smash this pub up and burn it down maybe with you in it!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

She pushed him over the bar and handcuffed him to the chair.

'Don't try to escape. I'm dealing with you later!'

'NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!' He groaned terrified.

Angela was determined to get that gunman and put him to death if necessary
.She grabbed hold of the thug and pushed him in front of Her,. He was sweating
with fear.

She knew that the gunman was on the top floor. She pushed the thug in front of
Her as She climbed the stairs.

Suddenly She saw the gunman at the top of the stairs He was a big fat slob
with greasy hair, with a sawn off shot gun in his hand.

'OIIL KULL YOW YER NARSI BUTCH!' he screamed.

A rain of bullets came down .He tried to hit Her but only hit the thug
instead. Blood came pouring out of him as he slumped down with Her holding
onto him

She ran up the stairs screaming the Valkyrie Yell to strike terrorising the
body of the dead thug as a human shield.

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Soon She was next to the gunman. With one move She threw the dead body of the
thug on top of him .He fell backward across the room landing in a heap.

She pulled him of the ground .She responded with a Gym Kata Right Punch move
into his belly and then a quick Left Move.

He roared with pain as he flew across the room.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1

'So you dared to try to kill Me and ruin My bike!'

She pulled him off the ground as with one move She smashed into him with a
Right Hook Move that caved in his jaw completely.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

She pulled him off the ground by the hair. He had a look of absolute terror on
his face as if he had been hot at full speed by an express train.

He began to puke blood and mucus all over Her shiny black leather gloves.This
made her even angrier.Yet seeing the blood gushing out of his mouth gave Her
an excitement and an orgasm She could not contain.

She swung Her hips to the left determined to inflict as much punishment on
this bastard as She could .She hammered a Left Cross right into his jaw that
made his jaw collapse under the blow .He let out an ear splitting scream that
could be heard right down the road.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

This really was better than a triple orgasm. It felt as if a bolt of lightning
had charged Her body!

She pulled him up once more from the floor .He begged Her to stop but it was
all in vain.

'NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MORRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!! PLAYSSSSSSSSS!!!'

He bleated in sheer torment.

'I'm not stopping you bastard!' She said as She held him in a vice by the
throat.

'You tried to kill Me and you wrecked My bike you piece of shit!'

'I'VE JUST GOT STARTED!'

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THE HEROINE JUDGE ANGELA

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