ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 151 by Hamlet PREMIER PATRICIA INGVOLL RESPONDS TO THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER Angela stood over the semi naked body of the British Consul .She was determined to put him through Hell and reduce him to a mental wreck and a complete cripple. His career in the diplomatic service would be at an end .He would be flown back to England a cripple with his two fellow English John and Julie. Whoever met them from the Foreign Office would meet a dead body in a coffin and 2 cripples! Just then Irena had received a letter from the Premier Patricia Ingvoll in reply to the British Prime Minister Blair .She stated that the Premier as usual demolished all the Prime Minister's arguments showing Her mental superiority once again. While Irena read the letters to Riva and Helena and Angela, Angela held Her victim Archibald by the hair, with Her boot heel in his groin. He was writhing in pain begging Her for mercy. THE OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER 10 DOWNING STREET LONDON SW1A 2AA Dear Premier Ingvoll, I must protest in the strongest terms about your actions against 3 British subjects, namely the British consul in Vikingsborg John Archibald and two British subjects who were on holiday in your country Jim Wright and Julie Hepworth. You have put to death a British subject Mr Wright in the most barbaric way by strangulation. My friend the Member for Barnsley Central Eric Ilsley has already written to you in the strongest terms about this outrage .You have also beaten another British subject and one of Mr Ilsley's constituents Ms Hepworth in the most vicious way .As far as we know she will be a cripple for the rest of her life. Even more serious you have arrested the Consul to Vikingsborg John Archibald beaten him and the Judges are proposing to torture him and send him back to the UK as a cripple. These are acts of international terrorism are almost equivalent in many ways to the acts of terror perpetrated against the innocent citizens of London on July 7. I believe as do my fellow G8 leaders those tourists who go abroad have a right to safety and not to be subject to the death penalty simply because they insult the Head of State. Insofar as they break the Law, International Law demands they should be given a fair trial, which did not happen in this case. Instead Mr Wright and Ms Hepworth were taken by force to the Police station ,or Judge Headquarters as you call it, were not allowed a defence lawyer or to be visited by the Consul and then summarily beaten and in the case of Mr Wright executed in the most barbaric way. Your actions against the Consul are even more reprehensible. No country in the world arrests a diplomat and then beats and tortures him for no good reason at all. Your country has signed up to the Convention on Diplomatic Immunity of which this is a gross violation. Her Majesty's Government has issued a warning to all British citizens not to travel to your country at all for reasons of personal safety. The G8 Leaders have condemned your actions as a gross violation of international Law. My friend President Bush has named Norseland as part of the 'Rectangle of Evil 'along with North Korea, Iran and Syria .He has condemned the actions of your Government especially its recent violations of sovereignty in Hawaii The Chinese President Hu Jin Tao has also been supported by the G8 in condemning the gross violations of Chinese sovereignty that has recently taken place when your forces have recently attacked the city of Guangzhou. Your country stands alone and isolated in the intentional community .I demand that you release the Consul immediately and pay full compensation to the family of Mr Wright and Ms Hepworth.From now on the ANT (Anglo Norselandic Treaty) has been revoked and we are demanding all Norselandic security services such as the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges) be withdrawn at once from British territory. If you do not cooperate you will have to face serious consequences and my Government and G8 Leaders will take action against your country. Yours truly, Tony Blair THE OFFICE OF THE PREMIER STEFANSHOLM Dear Mr Blair, I must protest in the strongest terms about the gross violation of My Nations sovereignty in your recent letter. In fact without meaning to be undiplomatic your letter was a complete farrago of nonsense from beginning to end! In fact I have a good mind to fly over to London and give you a good Tongue Lashing, which I did the last time I was in London when I reduced you to a quivering wreck! The fact that you are supported by the G8 Leaders, most of whom I think are a bunch of worms, does not make one iota of difference to me. In fact as the Leader of the world's Superpower and Police Woman I should have been invited to the G8 summary in Edinburgh and it should have been the G9 .The fact that I the was not invited shows what a farce the whole thing was! As far as the treatment of Mr Wright and Miss Heyworth are concerned I fully support the actions of the Judges concerned all of whom acted in a truly professional manner In fact the Judges concerned Judge Irena Boson Martina Murtersson and most especially JSO Angela Spiteful have been recommended for Commendation and awards to the Queen Goddess Herself. They acted impeccably and as the Premier I fully support all Their actions. Both Wright and Hepworth violated the Laws of My Nation. At their interview at Our Consulate in Leeds, they were told exactly what the Laws of My Nation were by the ROJ who interview them. They knew before they arrived that we treat High Treason against Our Queen Goddess very seriously indeed. You must know that the penalty for High Treason in is death .This applies equally to Norselandic citizens as it does to foreign tourists International Law demands that foreign tourists obey the laws of the Nation they are visiting. They were treated exactly the same as Norselandic Citizens who brake the Law. As for the Consul Archibald I fully support the actions of Judges Riva Rubberhaard and Helena Hardvanger who arrested him and took him to the JHQ .He interfered in our sovereignty by demanding to see the 2 criminals and stating that as criminals they had human rights which is of course complete nonsense. He has also abused our laws by drinking excessively and smoking both of which are illegal in the nation. He has now been taken to the JHQ to be tortured by JSO Spiteful who will act in Her usual professional and ruthless way and will put him through thorough TIS(Torture and Interrogation) Session.She will be recommended for an Audience with The Queen Goddess for Her excellent work. It is absolute nonsense to equate the legitimate actions of the Judges with the terrorist attack that took place in London on July 7. I personally sent a message of condolence to you and stated that My Government would do everything possible to hunt down and punish these terrorists. The JL(Justice League) and the ROJ have cooperated with your police in tracking down these terrorists to Leeds The JL are determined that these terrorists will never strike again and are prepared to take them back to My Nation to be put to death. As foe revoking the ANT this is completely illegal and we will not stand for it .You signed the Treaty with Me in London and I will not let you back out of it or I will deal with you personally. The ROJ and the JL will stay in the UK as you agreed to protect Norselandic citizens and to defeat terrorism.I will order total terror against the British security forces if they act against them. You have been warned Mr Blair! As for the threats of President Bush they don't frighten Me at all! Unlike you I am not his poodle and am quite prepared to stand up to him.I consider him to be a complete idiot anyway and I tell him that every time I see him. The last time I met him in Washington to sign the Treaty to end the War which My Nation won easily I demonstrated My complete intellectual superiority and like you reduced him to a nervous wreck. We are the world's Superpower and the USA hold no fear for us! As for China I am even less afraid of that country of wimps !Our Forces have attacked the city of Guangzhou because the Chinese police illegally arrested 3 of Our Nationals The JL are winning easily defeating the Chinese forces easily. I am particularly outraged that they arrested Senior Justice Asmondena Sternsson who was doing such a brilliant work defeating the Triads. We are quite prepared to put the city under Our control and demand full compensation if they carry on resisting! Also Mr Blair its Your Nation not your country.Make that mistake again and I will personally belt you across the face next time I see you! Do not threaten Me Mr Blair or all threaten you .You pose no fear to Me at all.Noone threatens Me or My Nation 'SO BE WARNED!' Yours in anger, PATRICIA INGVOLL PREMIER OF THE NATION Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com PREMIER PATRICIA www.owk-cinema.com Free samples Madame Wendy No wonder World Leaders especially Tony Blair are so scared of Her!