ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 22 
by Hamlet
ANGELA HOSTS THE COW PERSON BARBECUE



Friday March 5th had at last arrived as Angela  awaited the Opening Night of 
Votans the new Norselandic bar that was called a Taste of Paradise in East 
London.

The whole pub that was once the Granite had been transformed totally. Every 
single piece of furniture table and glass and every  bottle  was thrown away 
into the dustbin .The dreary days of the Granite were  over! The memory of 
the past was well and truly over !

The pub had been refurbished totally at a cost of nearly £15000. She had 
raised this money easily from a loan from a Norselandic bank called the 
National Domina Bank. She knew the East London Manager Ms Vera Fearssson 
very well and She had told her that the bank would easily get its money back 
from the takings of the Opening Night .At least 600 people were expected to 
come tonight spending at least £20 each so the Bank would soon get all its 
money back in one night!

The whole place was positively glistening. It was full of brand new IKEA 
furniture with bright polished bare floor boards .There was a massive colour 
portrait of the Queen Goddess at the entrance dressed in shiny black leather 
with a golden crown on Her head.There was an enormous Norselandic flag a 
green cross on a white back ground to which all visitors had to bow down to.

All the walls were covered in art work and full scale colour photographs of 
Norseland showing just what a beautiful earthly paradise it was .There were 
TV screens that would show a full range of Norselandic television programmes 
and sports such as Aerobics and Gym Kata for all those Norselanders who 
pined and were homesick for their Nation.The bar would only serve 
Norselandic beers such as Jaalsborg and Volssons  and spirits such as 
Norselandic whisky and rum and a full range of wines such as Gronskull 
Creek.

The whole place had been divided into a restaurant area and a dancing area 
The dance floor was enormous ready for the full range of entertainments 
Angela had prepared for.There was a large stage for the bands and for 
karaoke.Tonight the country band the Valhallas would perform.There would be 
a full range of bands to perform and there would also be karaoke and singing 
competitions.

Angela had all Her staff ready for the evening. The 3 South African staff 
Marta, Marlena and Rik had been cleaning the floors and tables day and night 
under the ruthless supervision of Mina Angela's Papian slave She had also 
disciplined Arnold the former manager training him as a toilet slave making 
sure he cleaned the toilets until they were spotless

She now presented  a formidable figure even though she was a slave to Angela 
herself.She always wore a black leather sahini with a long slit up the side 
knee length, high heeled boots and leather gloves .She made al the staff 
addressrs her as Miss Popatoa .After experiencing so many beatings herself 
she was determined to get her revenge.She particularly enjoyed beating 
Arnold and ramming his face down the toilet bowl while she cropped his arse!

The 2 Papian chefs Toni and Teio were cooking the meats on a huge open 
barbecue and spit roast that lay along the dining area .They were cooking a 
choice of meats beef, chicken, pork ,lamb horsemeat ,whalemeat and crocodile

At their sides Teio's wife Maha was preparing the salad with 15 ingredients 
making sure they were all fresh and that everything was drowning in dressing 
and mayonnaise.She was also chargrilling the potatoes almost to a cinder 
.With the range of meats, sauces, salad ,potatoes ,pasta and fruits and 
sweets this was a veritable feast that no one in the area had seen before ! 
Anyone was free for only £20 to eat as much as they liked until they had a 
heart attack!What was more it was prepared by expert Papian chefs who were  
world renowned.


Finally Angela had built a Whipping Block in the middle of the restaurant 
with rubber straps where any miscreant would be thrashed mercilessly in font 
of the other customers.She wanted everyone to thoroughly enjoy themselves at 
the same time She would be totally ruthless with bad behaviour or 
drunkenness.

Everyone knew the Rules of the Bar and violating them would bring strict 
punishment on the offender! It was not enough to bar someone from the pub as 
they were in England They had to be thrashed mercilessly to show the 
disapproval of the Manager.In serious cases of misbehaviour She was quite 
prepared to call the ROJ ( The Royal overseas Judges)who would take the 
offender to the Headquarters to be put to death if necessary!

Angela was ready to greet the 4 Marshals dressed in Her Cow Person outfit 
which was the National Costume of the Nation. She looked really stunning. 
She had put on lots of mascara and shiny lipstick She wore a black leather 
stetson. She also wore a leather studded collar and silk scarf .She wore a 
skin tight black leather jacket with tassels.She  also wore a tight leather 
skirt and knee length boots with high heels and steel toe caps .Around Her 
waist she wore a holster with 2 guns with real ammunition, a cat o nine 
tails ,a crop, knuckledusters and handcuffs.To complete the effect She wore 
shiny black leather gloves. She wore a badge;

ANGELA SPITEFUL THE MANAGER

SPEAK TO ME!

What a truly magnificent sight !

The 4 Marshals arrived They looked as gorgeous as Her dressed in their Cow 
Person costumes .In fact the only difference between the  Norse Men and the 
Women in appearance was that the Women wore skirts and the Men had skin 
tight leather trousers and the Men had their bulges in the front whereas the 
women had theirs in the front!

Their full names were Helga Nastisson who was going to be the Associate 
Manager and her Partner Lars Ruthqvist .The other 2 were also Partners 
Martha Kristianssdottir who would run the line dancing and her partner Erik 
Killsdahl.Notice unlike married coupes they did not take the husband's 
surname Also they did not always live together as Martha and Erik lived 
separately as did their children.(SEE EPISODE 1)

'Right Marshals welcome to the Votans the Norselandic bar in east London 
This will be where you will be working from now on .Your work will be to 
serve customers meals and drinks .You must understand that unlike England 
being a waiter and bar person is a skilled and noble profession in our 
Nation.' said Angela addressing them.

'You are in charge .You will be addressed as Sir and Madame always. You will 
ruthlessly enforce the Rules of the Bar .No nonsense will be tolerated! You 
must understand that this is effectively Norsleandic territory and our Law 
not British law applies

'In particular you will not tolerate drunkenness at all .You will only serve 
a drink with food only. You will keep a tab of each customer and they may 
only consume 4 alcoholic drinks in one evening and no more- after that it's 
soft drinks only! Anyone caught drunk you will use your crop or cat to sober 
them up!'

'Another disgusting habit I don't tolerate is smoking .As you know in or 
Nation it is banned in all public places and in all restaurants and bars 
completely. In fact it is almost illegal.It is only allowed for a week in 
designated areas .If you see anyone dropping ash on the floor you will order 
them to clean it up if necessary with their tongues! Also if you see someone 
smoking too much you will order them to stop that filthy habit at once or 
else!,

'As a Norselander like you I loathe dirt or mess of any kind .I detest bad 
table manners particularly eating with dirty hands of fingernails. If you 
see anyone eating with dirty hands or fingernails you have my full 
permission to drag the miscreant in the toilet and forcefully wash their 
hands and cut their nails. This applies to scruffy jeans too. If you see 
anyone with dirty jeans you have My full pernission to rip them off and crop 
the miscreant over the table and then kick them out of the door!'

'In the toilet there is the toilet slave Arnold .He used to be the manager 
here before I took over and was absolutely bloody useless. You should have 
seen the state of the place before I took over!. It was a complete 
shithole!If you see him slacking or if you see the toliet is not spotless 
you have My full permission to shove his face down the bowl and flush the 
toliet His job is to work !'

'There are also 4 Papians working here too.There is my slave Mina ,2 chefs 
Teio and Toni and Teio's wife Maha They are here to work and as Papians to 
do as they are told. They must NOT fraternise with customers.If you see any 
of them fratenising you are to crop them and the customer too!This does not 
apply to Mina My slave she is the kitchen suopervisor If you see her cause 
any trouble which I'm sure you won't you will report her to Me to be dealt 
with'.


.There are also 3 South Africans working here Marta Marlena and Rik .They 
come directly under Mina  the kitchen Supervisor.However I want you to 
supervise them too. They are here to wash up clean the kitchen and to clean 
the tables. Like the Papians they are here to work in silence. If you catch 
any of them slacking or talking ,you have my full permission to crop them 
either in front of the customers or in the kitchen!'

'I want customers to have a great time and to enjoy themselves .If you see 
anyone sitting down while the dancing is going on you will confront them and 
tell them to participate. In particular if a Norselander asks an English 
person to dance he or she must dance. You are here to enjoy yourself and 
there is no such word as No!.,

.Finally you will see a Whipping Block This is where I will put customers 
over if there is serious misbehaviour such as fighting, extreme drunkeness 
or making rude remarks about the Nation or the Queen Goddess which will not 
be tolerated Only I and Helga the Assistant Manager will be allowed to beat 
customers over the Whipping Block .You are to report misbehaviour to Me or 
Helga at once I am quite prepared to give 30 strokes!'


'Is that fully understood?'

YES MISS SPITEFUL they all said at once.

It was now 6.30 PM.As Angela's special friend  and slave I was the first 
person to be invited .She came right up to me I was really excited looking 
at Her in Her leather cow person outfit.

'Stephen sweetheart it's so good to see you! '

She gave me a long Welcome Kiss fondling my crotch and putting Her tongue 
right down my throat.

'So what do you think Stephen ?'

'It's fatrastic Misstress Angela. It's the smartest restaurant  and bar I've 
ever seen in my life .What a contrast to the Granite!

'I know Stephen that dump is a memory .You will not mention it  ever again.  
Now help yourself to a free complimentary drink. Remember it's only 3 more 
alcoholic drinks  after that! As My slave and and special friend you can eat 
as much as you like for only £10!'

'Stephen from now on I want you to concentrate on eating rather than 
drinking .Get way from this English habit of drunkenness and enjoy yourself 
being sober! Also tonight I'm sure a gorgeous Norse Woman or Brunhildse will 
ask you to dance .You must accept as is the tradition in our Nation .She 
will almost certainly like to feel down your crotch  You must oblige her!You 
look very smart in your stetson and jeans .You must enjoy yourself tonight 
sweetheart!. '

As She said this She gave me another kiss on the lips.

HAVE A LOVELY TIME SWEETHEART!'


TO BE CONTINUED

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