THE BIG BOSS LADY by Hamlet MISTRESS PLEASUREDOME BEATS UP SIX GOONS SHOWING NO MERCY WHATSOEVER I stood in front of the six goons who were protecting My enemy Sir Brian's house in Galth�ry in the south of France. I had My boot heel in the neck of the first one as he lay prostrate underneath Me in agony. He had rushed towards Me calling Me a 'f---g bitch' or 'Vous petain de salope!' Quick as a panther I had rushed forward. With deadly and terrible accuracy, I had lanced a straight-fingered jab using My razor sharp nails into his throat. I had quickly changed My balance and smashed My other hand into the stomach area, just above his crotch. He had given a choking scream as the air was driven from his lungs through his injured windpipe. Gasping for breath, he dropped into a crouch position as he had screamed with sheer agony begging me for mercy. I had cone to France with My Partner Tamika the Black Goddess to capture My enemy Sir Brian and to take him back to England as My personal prisoner. I had entered his property by throwing a rope over the wall until the hook at the end was fixed on the wall. I was an expert mountain climber with great athletic skills. I was used to scaling mountains of thousands of feet in the Alps so a 15-foot wall was no problem for Me. It was not long before I was over the wall. I had looked straight in front of Me. The idiot goons were firing straight in the opposite direction and in the noise they were making could not hear Me scale the walls. I had counted 6 of them in all that I had to take out. I had walked calmly up to 3 of them who continued firing forwards not noticing that I was standing right behind them. I had walked towards one of them who was firing frantically in front of him not noticing Me at all as I had tapped him on the shoulder. 'I think you are firing in the opposite direction you moron!' He turned around and looked in horror at My enormous leather clad figure. All 6 of them had turned to face Me feeling so angry that after all their firing to kill Me I was still alive and had fooled them completely! I spoke to the rest of them. 'Right you bastards! I can easily beat the whole lot of you. I'm the Big Boss Lady Mistress Pleasuredome and I've never lost a fight in My life and I never will lose a fight. I always win and win easily. I'm a world class Dominatrix used to beating and torturing people so I'm very good at inflicting pain. I'm also a bodybuilder and super fit. 'Why don't you just surrender so I can go on and capture your boss Sir Brian. You will of course all receive a good hard thrashing from Me across you arses for working for My enemy but it won't be half as painful as the beating I will give you if you try to fight Me!' � 'I want you all to line up against the wall with your trousers down so I can give each of you 6 hard strokes across your arses with My crop!' It was clear they were not going to obey Me. As an expert Dominatrix the one thing I loathed more than anything was disobedience! 'Come on you bastards!! So you won't obey Me! I just can't stand disobedience to My Will! You're going to have to learn the hard way! I'm desperate for a fight!!'' I decided to start with the first goon. I was determined to show My incredible skills to them and that I just could not be beaten in a fight! 'Let's start with you arsehole!!' . The lessons in fighting start right now!� ' SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! My right hand busted his lip and blood came gushing out. 'I can see you're going to need a lot of training!'� � SMAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I broke his nose as I could feel the whole cartilage break under My mighty fist as I knocked him back across the floor He lay there clutching his broken nose in agony. "THAT'S IT YOU BITCH! NOW I'M GOING TO REALLY HURT YOU!" he screamed hysterically. He stepped up to throw a knife at Me. But I was way to fast and agile for the goon. Before he could complete his swing, I snapped My powerful booted leg forward and buried� My heel deep in his stomach. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! The air rushed out of his lungs and he bent over from the pain. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Another goon came at Me from behind. I reacted immediately. SMAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCK.!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! My uppercut to his chin knocked him back across the floor. I jumped down, and went to work on his mid section with solid robust punches. THUDDD!!!.THUDDDD!!!..THUDDDDD!!!..THUDDDDD!!!! .THUDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!THUDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The punches sucked all of the air out of the lungs and his face turned as red as a beetroot as he bellowed in torment. SMAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK!! I SURRENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! A left hook to his jaw sent him crashing to the floor. The rest of the goons fell completely silent. All the doubts they had about My fighting skills, were wiped from their minds.I was very, very dangerous indeed!. � I struck like a cobra against the next goon.. THUDDDDDDD!!!THUDDDDDDD!!!! SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Two hard lefts to his ribs, was followed by a right cross that landed between his eyes. The tall goon stumbled back and fell in a bloody heap on the floor. I decided I was going to have fun worth these goons. I took off My leather- studded collar and threw it right in the face of the next goon. "CATCH WIMP!"� I yelled and smiled when he responded just as I thought he would. The goon reached up to grab� it without thinking.� I stepped in and drilled him continuously in the stomach with both My hard fists smashing every sing one of his ribs.. THUD!! THUD!! THUD!!!THUD!!!THUD!!! THUDDDDD!!!! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! This brought his head down for My solid right uppercut. SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! His eye exploded in pain� he � staggered back near the wall. SMAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! The other eye was purple and black all over. 'You're not to bright are you wimp?' SMAAAAAAAAACK!!!SMACKKKKKKKKKK!!! Both cheeks were turned red and hurting like Hell as My fist crashed right into his face.. 'You can't fight worth a damn either!' SMACKKKKKKKKKK! SMAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Each side of his jaw was bruised beyond repair. "You'll be crawling and begging in no time! He fell down on the floor screaming for all he was worth begging mercy for no more punishment. SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!..SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ..Both cheeks were turned red and hurting like hell. "You can't� fight worth a damn either." ..SMACKKKKKKKKKK!!!..SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ..Each side of his jaw was bruised. "You'll be crawling and begging in no time." I was quite right .he began to beg for mercy as he fell on the floor a bloody heap beneath me.. PPLEASSEEE NO MMORRREEEEEEEEEE!!!! Another goon reached out to try and grab me , and stop those painful punches from breaking the other goon completely . But I was ready for him to attempt something like that. I � grasped his arm and spun him around, while wrenching it up his back in a hammerlock. The awful pain registered in his brain, and a loud, ear piercing scream escaped his puffy lips. "AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "MY ARM...MY ARM! HELP ME!!! I � slammed him face first into the wall and grinned.. "SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!".. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! "What's the matter pussy, does that hurt? I'll bet what I'm going to do next, will be very painful for you too." THUDDDDD!!!!..THUDDDDDDD!!!!..THUDDDDDDDD!..THUDDDDDDD! .I blasted him in the ribs and kidneys with My rock hard left fist. He was groaning and wincing from the pain. "Are you learning anything yet pansy ass?" PLEASE MMMEERRCCYYYYYYYYY!!!! he bellowed as he fell on the ground in excruciating torment. The last remaining goon tried to attack Me with a knife. With almost effortless ease I kicked My boot toe in the air and it went flying out of his hand. I grabbed him and held � his arm in another hammerlock, I � then grabbed him by the hair and turned him away from the wall. Pushing up on his arm over to ease the pain.� I took a large step with� My left foot I threw him across the floor . He� went � cart wheeling his arms to try and regain his balance, but it was useless. He sprawled to the floor and skidded a few feet before coming to a stop. I � was on him in an instant� I grabbed both arms and placed� My right foot in the middle of his back. '� Let\s see how far I can stretch you asshole." I � leaned back and pulled on his arms hard. "AARRGGHHHHHHHHH!" The pain was unbearable. He thought I was going to pull his arms out of their sockets. "MY ARMS!" "MY ARMS!!PLEASSSSSE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!" "You certainly do an awful lot of screaming you sissy goon. � I dropped one of his arms and picked up one of his legs. I bent him in the bow and arrow until he screamed again "AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" " I turned him loose and stepped back smiling as he lay before me writhinmg in agony. 6 goons lay at My feet in various stages of complete torment and unconsciosness. Once more I had been completely victorious. The time had come now for me to capture Sir Brian and take him back to England as My personal prisoner. I called Sir Brian on My mobile determined to humiliate him even more 'I've just beaten the shit out of 6 of your goons without a hair of My head being touched My Colleague Tamika whom you know very we'll has almost certainly taken care of the rest of them with Her superb fighting skills. I'm now coming for you and there's no escape!' 'Blast you Pleasuredome!' he screamed in a hysterical rage knowing that he had lost once more to Me and there was now no escape. 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS F------G WIN?' All comments to Norseland@hotmail.com