THE LEATHER AND LATEX NUNS by Hamlet THE TRIAL OF CHRIS AND LAURA BEFORE SENIOR SISTER JOANNE Chris and Laura stood with heads bowed at the Catechision Court ready for the charges against them to be read by Senor Sister Valentine Sister Sarah the Court Bailiff had already dragged Her two prisoners into The Grand Hall of the Trial Room of the LLNs (the Leather and Latex Nuns) from Norseland St Agatha Convent in Eastry England by their collars on their hands and knees.What a wretched sight they were completely naked and looking so weak compared to the muscular build of the Nuns! They had their heads bowed and were made to walk like dogs on all fours. As they entered the pitch darkness of the Grand Hall they looked up from the floor and beheld a vast golden throne right in front of them. Seated at the top of the throne dressed totally in shiny black latex with a long flowing cape with only Her eyes showing to make Her look absolutely terrifying sat the Chief Catechisitor Very Senior Sister Joanne Valingstrom To add terror to the occasion She wore and long pointed hat that made Her look immensely tall even as She was sitting there. It was Her role to conduct the Trial and to pass any sentence She chose on the prisoners. Next to Her on a slightly lower throne sat the Chief Prosecutor Senior Sister Valentine Mistragaard.It was Her role to bring the list of charges against the accused and to ruthlessly cross examine and humiliate them. To the left in the Witness and Denouncement box sat Sisters Marlona and Avalona. Their purpose was to bring as much evidence as They could against the accused noting every single misdemeanour so that the prisoner would face the full punishment for all his/her sins and misdemeanours. To the right sat Sister Livia Hackervoll She was appointed to be the prisoner's Supervisor during their period of Penance at the Convent. She would control every second of their lives and would personally carry out any punishment that was ordered by the Court. Behind the throne was a vast coloured portrait of The Queen Goddess a huge Norselandic flag and an enormous golden Crucifix. In front of the throne stood a rack on which the prisoners would be tied naked upright in the crucifix position where they would directly face the Chief Catechistitor Herself. Once inside the procedure was the accused would be presented with a list of accusations by the Chief Prosecutor whose role it was to ridicule and humiliate the accused. Of course there was no such thing as a defense council just like the Civil Courts in Norseland. The Court existed purely to humiliate the accused and for the Chief Catechesitor to decide what punishment to carry out. Denouncers who in this case would be Marlona and Avalona would be witnesses to the accusations against the accused such as the fact that Chris had not come quietly when She had broken into his house arrested him and had sworn at Her. The Court would also use torture to interrogate the criminal This would be applied by the Bailiff Sarah in this case who an expert Torturess was knowing how to inflict the most terrible pain on Her victims having come first in Her Novitiate in the noble art of Divine Torture. The uses of Torture was a subject that all Nuns would have to be thoroughly qualified in order to attain full Nunhood. On the Rack the Bailiff would strap the prisoner down onto a rack in various agonizing positions while She would torture him/her by squeezing the genitals in Her latex gloved hands or sticking pins into his /her nipples until the victim would be screaming for mercy ready to accept that they were evil sinners and begging to be let back to the Light!. The Chief Catechisitor and Prosecutor would watch the victims being tortured on a full array of torture instruments that lay before them. Sister Sarah had securely tied the two prisoners to the rack first by the hands and them by the feet as they were tied in a crucifix position completely naked, unable to move a centimeter and facing total humiliation during their trial as they directly faced Sister Joanne. Sister Joanne then stood up to address the court 'Good morning Sisters The first trial of the Cathecision Court in England has begun, This will be the first of its kind in which thousands and thousand of retards and criminals will be tried and sentenced, many to death. 'I am an Instrument of God's Will and the Will of The Queen Goddess My Word and every utterance is Law. There is no defence council here and I and only I will pass sentence according to the evidence that is presented to Me.' She then directly addressed the prisoners. She had said there was no way at all that those as prisoners could be acquitted given the fact they were both retards and Chris had a criminal past. The most lenient sentence She could pass was Suspension by which they would be given freedom to return home but would be constantly investigated by the Nuns in the person of Sister Livia who could arrest them at any time, breaking into their home whenever She chose. to be taken back to the convent for incarceration.' 'They would have to wear a hair shirt for a six month period of Probation in constant pain and walk around with a large badge saying 'I AM A WRETCHED SINNER AND DESERVE THE PUNISHMENTS OF HELL FIRE! which had to be worn at all times in public as a sign if humiliation and disgrace.' 'The most common punishment I pronounce though is called Reconciliation in which you as prisoners would be sentenced to a rigorous period of punishment that would include severe whippings and thrashings until most of your skin was removed as well as a period of hard labour at the Convent carried out under the supervision of Sister Livia. She would rigorously enforce the Punishment until you would almost certainly be turned into physical and mental wrecks at Her hands!' Also as they were retards Her Sentence would be compulsory sterilization and abortion. This would be done by anesthetic by Sister Livia as She had Her full medical qualifications If they did not fully confess their sins this could be carried out without anesthetic so they would suffer excruciating pain as the full penalty for your sins.' 'Yet the worst form would be for Her to turn you over to the Secular Arm the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges) who always cooperated with the Nuns. This would lead to the Death Penalty just like the auto da f�s in mediaeval Spain. This would be carried out by the Judges usually in the presence of a Nun at the Judge Headquarters in London which is fully legal under the ANT (Anglo Norselandic Treaty).' They would face the favourite method of being death by slow and agonizing strangulation with a leather chord. The Nun would perform the Last Rites while the Judge would pull the Leather chord around your neck watching you go bright purple and finally collapse in the most agonizing death imaginable even worse than Crucifixion!' She turned to Senior Sister Valentine 'SISTER VALENTINE! 'READ OUT THE CHARGES AGAINST THE PRISONERS!' Sister Valentine stepped forwards. "The prisoners Chris and Laura are charged with unlawfully trying to have a child even though they are both retards and Chris has a criminal past .What is more the house they live in is filthy which would mean that it would be brought up in unhygienic conditions and living with a coupe of retards. Also when Sister Marlona and Avalona broke into their home quite lawfully to arrest them and take them way for trial he resisted and abused Her." "Thank you Sister Valentine these are very serious charges!" Sister Marlona come forward! "GIVE THE EVIDENCE AGAINST THE ACCUSED!"