MADAME DIONNE DESTROYS THREE GOONS by Hamlet Madame Dionne the Black Avenger had been trying to collect Stephen's money from Ed for over a month now. Stephen was hers and Madame Caramela's dear friend. He had foolishly lent Ed his acquaintance from school £6000 over a month ago. She took the normal route of calling, writing, leaving him messages. So far nothing, no return calls, he was not answering his phone. She had even gone to his house. He was making it very hard to do. He had sworn to Stephen that he would pay it back in two months. . One thing about Ed was that he would boast and lie about how he had conned someone. She heard rumours across town that Ed was boasting about the money he had taken from Stephen, that he was not going to pay it back. Making a big joke out of it. Now he had been avoiding her. Ed was slowly making an enemy of her. She had to give him every chance to explain. She was hoping that he had a good excuse such as some relative had become very ill or died, and he had to leave town to see about them. She was not sure if he was in town or was hiding from her. Even though there were rumours of his boasting, that was just Ed and he was not going to change. Ed usually hung out at the Goose pub in the centre of Nottingham. She figured that she would get dressed and take a run down there. She chose a black leather sleeveless leather mini dress with black calf length boots and fingerless leather gloves. If she couldn't find him, she might as well have some fun. She grabbed her leather jacket as she headed out the door that led to the garage. The parking lot got crowded on weekends, so she decided to take the Norselandic Hardanger bike instead of the Porsche. A big Black Woman riding a powerful motorbike would draw a lot of attention. What the hell, it would be no more than she usually got, anyway. She heard the phone ring an instant before she turned the key. She ran back into the house to answer it. Damn, too late. It had stopped ringing. She hit call return and got Ed's answering machine. So, she thought, Ed finally has her money and is calling to let her know that she can come and pick it up. She would stop by his house on the way to the Goose. She should have realized that something was wrong with Ed not answering when she called back, after he had just called here. After pulling out of the driveway, she hit the button to close the garaged lived across town.in Hucknall. It took her thirty minutes to get there through heavy traffic . After parking the bike in his driveway, she walked up to his door and rang the doorbell. No answer. She rang the bell again before pushing the door open. Sticking her head in and peeping around for starters, she called Ed by name. No answer. That was strange because Ed never left his door unlocked, much less cracked open. She entered the house thinking that earlier he had been on his way out and forgotten something and ran back into the house, and forgotten to pull the door closed. She walked through the living room and down the hall to the master bedroom. Still no Ed. She thought she heard a noise in the game room, which was downstairs. After she got downstairs, she had to walk through a corridor to the game room. She opened the door and saw Ed tied to a chair looking half beaten to death. She began to run toward him when someone grabbed her from behind by each of her arms. She raised her right foot off the floor and drove the heel of her high heeled boot through his instep. As he released her. she pulled her right foot out of his instep. She turned to the right with her elbow coming up catching him in the jaw, causing him to stumble backward. She shifted her weight turning bringing her old friend, the left hook around slamming it into his right jaw. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Someone grabbed her by the left shoulder as the man in front of her collapsed to the floor. She instantly twisted her body bringing her right fist up catching this guy in the chin. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! She heard a voice from across the room and a click, like a gun being cocked. She stopped where she was as the first guy grabbed her by the neck. The voice spoke slowly and calmly. "We have been looking for you Dionne. remember me? You should see the scar on my left cheek from our last meeting, when you put it there." She did recall the face. He was the brother of the man that she had collected several thousand pounds from a client Roland, an old man who had been swindled. He continued "Well, lady, I'm here to teach you to stay out of my affairs." Three guys with Ed tied to a chair beaten half to holding a gun on her while he threatened her. What a night this is going to be! Big Reggie they called him. He got that name from the size of his belly. He pulled up his shirt and showed her the scars from having to be stitched up from the gutting she gave him with her fists when they last met. He put down the gun saying "Maybe we should have some fun with you first." The other goon Dave spoke up. "Boss, this is no ordinary woman. She is very dangerous. I think we should just fuck her up and leave. Remember I also have a couple of scars from our last battle with her." Big Reggie had unzipped his pants halfway down. Suddenly, changing the direction he was pulling on his fly. "You are right, Dave she is a beautiful piece of work, but very dangerous." He grunted as he picked up his knife and walked toward her. The other goon Jim was beginning to stir, as he started to come too. The second goon Dave still had his arms around her neck. She waited for Big Reggie to get within kicking range, then raising her foot and kicking him in the face with her boot heel, knocking him backward as the knife flew out of his hand. This activity caused the guy holding her to stumble backward. They all went down. It was a hard fall, but there was no time to think about pain if she was planning to get out of here alive. She quickly jumped to her feet. She ran over to the knife and kicked it under the sofa. She turned to Big Reggie and thrusted forward with a left-right combination of lethal punches to his flabby belly. His belly was the weakest part of his body and he grabbed it as he bent forward, puking. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Dave charged her as she stood there getting her balance, thrusting forward and upward with her hard fist landing it in his belly, his body raising up into the air as he then bent at the waist screaming as he wrapped his arms around his belly. Blood spurted out of his mouth. Jim and Big Reggie were heaving as they crawled around on the floor puking blood. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Now it was time to take care of the Jim. He began to back up as she walked towards him. "You might as well take your medicine and get this over with" she said as she tripped over a chair behind him. She picked him up off the floor. As she released him, he took a swing at her which she blocked. quickly, she stepped backward throwing a left jab to his nose, and blood ran out of it like a broken faucet splattering all over her leather dress. Then a right cross to his chin causing him to stumble to his right as her left hook smashed his jaw causing teeth to fly out of his mouth. He dropped to his knees holding his face. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She reached over to pick him up as she heard footsteps behind her. She turned with Her fist clenched and gutted Big Reggie again. Before he could react, she uppercut him, causing him to stagger, but only a little bit. Twirling around as fast as she could, she hooked Dave, her fist landing near his mouth causing his lips to split open. Her right fist landed an eye closing punch to his left eye. He covered his eye with tears mixed with blood running down his cheeks. A left jab to close his right eye as he drew back to throw a punch which barely missed her because She had knocked him off balance with the last blow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Now for Big Reggie. "Come on, big man, let's get this over with. I think your boys have had enough, so now it is you and me. One of us is going home and the other is going to the hospital tonight!" Big Reggie was not really a good fighter, he was too fat and slow, but he carried a heavy blow. She remembered get in hit by him seven months ago. Her body had rolled on the floor several times. As a matter of fact, that was really why she gave him that scar on his face. She waited for Big Reggie to make his move. He approached her swinging at her with his deadly fist. She managed to get out of his way. He followed her as she backed away from him while he swung wildly in the air. She dodged and ducked his advances giving herself time to get her second wind. It had not been an easy job fighting his three men. Before Big Reggie knew it, she had stopped ducking and backing away. As he drew back his fist hoping to execute a hook, she slammed her fist into his belly. Over and over again she hammered again with her strong fist into his flabby belly. His knees appeared to be getting weak. She kept blasting her fist into his belly, and he began puking up blood and saliva which rained from his mouth and his nose. She continued to punish his fat gut, with her rock hard hard fist. She then placed her left hand on his shoulder pushing him into position. She came upward with a wonderful uppercut causing his head to spring back. Quicker than lightning, she came around with a right belly punch. It brought his head downward enough for her left hook to make contact. His face spun to his left as teeth and blood were expelled from his mouth. She was fast enough to punch him in his left jaw. Again, with a right cross then a left to his belly again with all the strength she had left. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Big Reggie dropped to the floor as he folded into a fatal position with a little movement, then nothing, He lay there motionless. It was very quiet and so still you could hear a pin drop. She looked around at the three unconscious men in a large pool of blood, Big Reggie and his two goons Dave and Jim, as she stood there in triumph. Ed had finally fully regained consciousness and she untied him. She shouted in victory "I WIN YET AGAIN!! Comments to norselandic@hotmail.com