LADY ESSEX THRASHES THE TRIAD BOSS MERCILESSLY
by Hamlet



Lady Essex stood over the naked rump of her victim Li the former Triad boss.
Already blood was streaming down his arse and she had already removed most of
his skin after giving him 10 hard strokes already. He was trembling with fear
and anticipation realising that he faced a really severe beating from her and
that she would be totally merciless as usual.

She had just congratulated Madame Kiaana the Black Scorpion on the good hard
flogging she had given her victim Hu. He was still screaming in agony, the
pain completely unendurable.

Lady Essex stood in front of the crowd again. She spoke fluent Chinese.

'Right I want all of you to watch me thrash the former Triad boss. This is a
sign that the power of the Triads is well and truly over and we have broken
them completely. The Justice League and the Royal Overseas Judges will destroy
the Triads wherever they are. No mercy will be shown. I will not rest until
every single Triad is dead!'

"对，我希望�
们所有人看着我击败�三合会的老板。这是一个迹象
三合会的�量已经完�...�消失了，我们已经�"� �了它们
完�...�。正义�"盟�'�皇家海外法官将摧毁

"Du�, w�' xīw� ng nǐmen su�'y�'u r�n k� nzhe w�' j�b� i qi�n sān h� hu�
de lǎobǎn. Zh� sh� yīg� jīxi� ng sān h� hu� de l�li� ng yǐjīng
w�nqu�n xiāoshīle, w�'men yǐjīng dǎp�le tāmen w�nqu�n. Zh�ngy�
li�nm�ng h� hu�ngjiā hǎiw� i fǎguān jiāng cuīhuǐ sān h� hu� w�l�n
sh�"n z� i h� ch�. B� hu� xiǎnsh� li�nmǐn. W�' b� hu� xiūx� zh�d� o
měi g� dān r�n sān h� hu� yǐjīng sǐle!

'What's more all of you must pay for the crimes of the Triads. As I have said
before they would not have existed unless you paid and supported them. You
must now all pay for your misdeeds! Every one of you is complicit in his
crimes!'

"此外，�
们所有人都�...须为三合会的罪行付出代价。如我所说
除非您付款并提供�"�持，否则它们将�存在。� �...须

"Cǐw� i, nǐmen su�'y�'u r�n d�u b�xū w�i sān h� hu� de zu�x�ng f�chū
d� iji� . R� w�' su�' shu� ch�f�"i n�n f�kuǎn b�ng t�g�ng zhīch�, f�'uz�
tāmen jiāng b� c�nz� i. Nǐ b�xū

xi� nz� i, yīqi� d�u w�i n�n de b�fǎ x�ngw�i f�chūle d� iji� ! Nǐmen
měi g�r�n d�u t�ngm�u tā de zu�x�ng!"

'We have come from Norseland the world's Superpower and Police Woman. The New
World Order has begun. All of you must learn submission and obedience to us
and the Queen Goddess whom you must worship as a Divine and Holy Being. Is
that quite clear?'

我们来自北欧，是世界�...级大国�'�女警。新世界秩序已经�
��始。� 们所有人都�...须学�
对我们以�您�...须作为神灵�'�圣人敬拜的女王女神的顺��'�
�从。这很�...楚吗？

'W�'men l�iz� běi'�u, sh� sh�ji� chāoj� d� gu� h� nǚ jǐng. Xīn sh�ji�
zh�x� yǐjīng kāishǐ. Nǐmen su�'y�'u r�n d�u b�xū xu�x� du� w�'men
yǐj� n�n b�xū zu�w�i sh�nl�ng h� sh�ngr�n j�ng b� i de nǚw�ng nǚsh�n de
sh�nf� h� f�c�ng. Zh� hěn qīngch�" ma?'

'YES, MADAME LADY ESSEX' they roared back in unison.

'是的，女士夫人艾德�...�斯夫人'

'Sh� de, nǚsh� fūr�n � i d� k� sī fūr�n!!

Judge Lynna was now standing next to the crowd. She wanted to ensure that not
one single person could leave. She was looking everywhere for any signs of Bad
Attitude or Wrong Thoughts! She was desperate like Madame Kiaana just to wade
into the crowd and beat everyone in sight. She really wanted to show them who
was Boss!

Madame Kiaana stood next to hr hitting the crop against her leg menacingly.

'God Lynna I really want to do some more beating! I really would love to show

these Chinese we mean business!'

'Gud Lynna, jeg vil virkelig gjoore litt juling! Jeg vil virkelig vise disse
kineserne mener vi forretning!'

'You're right Kiaana. I just want one of these f----g Chinese to show Bad
Attitude and see what I will do! These people get on my f------g nerves!

'Du har rett Kiaana. Jeg vil bare at en av disse j�vla kineserne skal vise
daarlig holdning og se hva jeg vil gjoore! Disse menneskene faar paa meg
j�vla taugar!'

'Don't worry you two. I'm sure there are plenty more Triads to kill and beat.
China is a huge country, the third biggest in the world and there are bound to
be plenty more of these bastards us to deal with!' said Lady Essex.

'Ikke bekymre dere to. Jeg er sikker paa at det er mange flere triader aa
drepe og slaa.Kina er et giifurlegt land , det tredje storste i verden, og det
er bundet aa v�re mange flere av disse j�vlene vi har aa gjoore med! '

'I'd love to. Couldn't we travel around China on a holiday looking for Triads
to kill and beat! We'd have a great time!' said Lynna.

'Jeg vil gjerne. Kunne vi ikke reise rundt i Kina paa en ferie paa jakt etter
triader aa drepe og slaa? Vi vil ha det veldig bra! '

'Certainly, that would be a wonderful idea! All three of us could spend a
holiday seeing the sights, travelling around and at the same time terrorising
the country, killing, torturing, beating and flogging as many criminals as we
liked! It would be even better than a Rape and Pillage Holiday ! Wouldn't it
be wonderful? 'said Madame Kiaana getting so excited at the prospect.

'Det ville absolutt v�re en daasamleg hugmynd ! Alle tre av oss kunne
tilbringe en ferie paa aa se severdighetene, reise rundt og samtidig
oognvekjandi landet, drepe, torturere, slaa og taale saa mange gl�pamenn som
vi likte! 'Det ville v�rt enda bedre enn en voldtekt og sooyleferie.! Ville
det ikke v�rt yndislegt?'

'It certainly would Kiaana! Don't worry. After I have taken this bastard back
to Hong Kong that's just what we will do! We'll go on a Beating Holiday (BH)
all around China! 'said Lady Essex feeling so happy.

'Det ville absolutt Kiaana! Ikke bekymre deg. Etter at jeg har tatt denne
j�velen tilbake til Hong Kong, er det akkurat hva vi vil gjoore! Vi drar paa
en bankende ferie (BF) rundt om i Kina!'

Lady Essex then turned round to her victim.

'Right the time has come for some more thrashing! Are you ready Li? '

''Xi� nz� i sh� sh�h�u j�nyīb� j�nx�ng j�nyīb� de dǎj�le! Nǐ
zh�"nb�i hǎo lǐle ma? '

'PLEASE MERCY!!' he wailed.

"Qǐng li�nmǐn!!!"

'You're getting no mercy you bastard! You never showed any to anyone else and
you're getting none! '

"Nǐ zh�ge h�nd� n, nǐ b� hu� li�nmǐn! N�n c�ng w�i xi� ng r�nh� r�n
zhǎnsh� r�nh� d�ngxī, qu� yīw�su�'hu�!

She positioned the crop just below the last five weals.

'Get ready to count!'

"Zh�"nb�i sh� sh�!"

He did not know when she was going to strike.

Without warning the blows came ne after the other in terrible succession.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

ELEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

TWELVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

THIRTEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

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Sh�yī diǎn sh�'�r diǎn sh�sān diǎn sh�s� f�"n!!!!!!

He had remembered to count everyone. God help him if he forgot!

Blood was now pouring out like a river on the ground. It looked as if there
literally was no more skin left at all on his back at all. Tears were flooding
from his face.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

'Right you bastard there are five more to go You miss one and you'll get it
again

even harder Is everyone watching?' she shouted at the crowd.

"M�i cu�, h�nd� n h�i y�'u w�" zh�'ng nǐ xiǎngni� n de, nǐ hu� z� i d�d�
o tā de

g�ngjiā n�"l� měi g�r�n d�u z� i k� nzhe ma?

'YES, MADAME LADY ESSEX!'

"是的，女士夫人埃塞�...�斯！"

'Sh� de, nǚsh� fūr�n āi sāi k� sī!

'And do you all agree he needs a damned good hard thrashing?'

"�rqiě nǐmen su�'y�'u r�n d�u t�ngy� tā xūy� o yīg� gāisǐ de li�nghǎo
de zh�ng jī ma?"

'YES, MADAME LADY ESSEX!' they called back in unison seeing Madame Kiaana and
Judge Lynna flexing their crops making sure everyone agreed and called out or
else!

"是的，女士夫人埃塞�...�斯！"

'Sh� de, nǚsh� fūr�n āi sāi k� sī!

'Right I'll give you five more just above the testicles!'

"Hǎo ba, w�' jiāng z� i gěi n�n w�" g� gāow�n!"

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WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

He counted the 18th but she could hardly hear.

'I didn't hear that you bastard. Did you hear it?' she shouted at the crowd.

''W�' m�iy�'u tīng shu� nǐ zh�ge h�nd� n. Tīng d� ole ma?

'NO MADAME LADY ESSEX!!! 'the crowd shouted back as Judge Lynna and Madame
Kiaana moved towards them flexing their crops even more making sure every
single person responded the correct way!

'没有夫人夫人艾塞�...�斯

'M�iy�'u fūr�n fūr�n � i sāi k� sī!!!

'Well you'd better get that again!'

"Hǎo ba, nǐ zu� hǎo z� il�i yīc�!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

'M�iy�'u!!!!!

She brought the crop down even harder on his rump!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

EEEEEIIIGGGHHHTTTTEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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'Sh�bā!!!

'Count two more!'

"Z� i sh� liǎng g�!"

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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TWENTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

��rsh� sh�j�!!!!

His rump was now in the most terrible state. There was effectively no skin
left at all. It was just a horrible bloody mess!

He stropped screaming and had now fainted completely strapped to her Hardanger
bike, an unconscious heap.

She untied him and picked his body and threw it over the back of the bike as
if it was a sack of potatoes, tying securely him again. Blood carried on
pouring out of his arse in torrents.

She ordered Judger Lynna and Madame Kiaana to untie Their victims. They threw
them on the ground as if they were just garbage. They lay there bellowing with
pain.

They then mounted their Hardanger bikes for the journey back to Hong Kong.

Lady Essex faced the crowd in complete triumph savouring Their victory!

'People of Shenzhen!'

'Today we have demonstrated beyond doubt we are your Rulers. We are invincible

Norse Women! We are going back to Hong Kong with this bastard to show everyone

what happens to a Triad boss!'

"�天，我们毫�
疑问地证明了我们是您的统治�...。我们立于�败之地

"Sh�"nzh�n r�n!"

"Jīntiān, w�'men h�o w� y�w�n d� zh�ngm�ngliǎo w�'men sh� n�n de
t�'ngzh� zhě. W�'men l� y� b� b� i zhī d� běi'�u nǚx�ng! W�'men
jiāng d� izhe zh�ge h�nd� n hu� d� o xiānggǎng, xi� ng d� jiā zhǎnsh�
sān h� hu� lǎobǎn hu� zěny� ng?

'WE WILL RETURN!!'

'W�'men hu� hu�l�i de!!'

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