KARIA AND MAAIKE CONFRONT REDNECKS IN DEVON
 by Hamlet



After Mike had been sacked from the garage by David Jones, he staggered along
the main street of Cheriton Fitzpaine in Devon. He was furious as he walked
along kicking stones in front of him.

He walked straight into the pub the White Lion to see his mates. He was
determined at all costs to get revenge on Jones if he could and that Norsi cow
Karia!

As he walked into the White Lion his mates Jeff Bill and Jim were there.

Jeff worked as a postman and finished early spending the rest of the day in
the White Lion getting drunk and playing pool. He had already suffered CBT
(Cock and Ball Torture) from Karia and did not want to get the wrong side of
her again.

Bill was fat with greasy hair. He worked part time as a farm labourer and
claimed benefit as well.

Jim was a skinny specimen almost always scruffy. He was on the dole too
largely because he was an alcoholic and so lazy and also because he had a
string of convictions for theft and assault, which prevented him from ever
getting a job.

All three of them were playing pool as Mike walked in.

'Oi Mike what yow doing 'ere now oi fowtt you was at work. 'Jeff said in his
broad Devon accent.

'That bastard Jones has foired me!' he said as he walked up to the bar and
bought a pint. He was determined to get roaring drunk.

He was served by the fat woman at the bar whose name was Pat. Karia had given
her a hard face slapping and her face had ached all day. It was as if she had
been hit by a steel cricket bat. Her whole face was really red and sore and
still had Karia's hand mark right across it!

'Oi know why he did it, it's that f------g Norsi bitch! She put 'im up to it!'
said Mike.

'She's takin' bleeding' liberties. She slapped me across the face just because
oi didn't call er Miss Karia the Norsi witch!' said Pat.

'She twisted me balls. It bleeding well 'urt the Norsi cow! 'said Jeff who had
difficulty walking all day.

'Oi say we kill the Norsi elephant! 'said Bill.

'Why don't we take 'er out with a shotgun? Oi got one at 'ome' said Jim.

'Oi say we do this and waste the Norsi she devil!' said Jeff who was obviously
the ringleader.

'We go round to Jones' place. We smash up 'is place and his house. We then
shoot that Norsi bitch! O'im not bleeding foiting 'er. You should see the size
and strength of 'er she's bigger than an ox!. After that we have some fun with
that daughter. Why don't we take 'er round the back of the pub 'ere!'

'Do anything you like. Just get that Norsi 'ellcat' said Pat as she still felt
the excruciating pain in her face from the slapping she had received from
Karia.

'Lets' blast that Norsi bitch off the earth!' shouted Jeff still feeling the
terrible pain in his testicles.

'Let's torch that place with Jones and the Norsi cow 'is wife in it! 'shouted
Mike

'Let's get that daughter and f----k her!' shouted Bill.

Jim finished his drink and swallowed another.

All four of them walked out of the pub with beer cans looking so pleased with
themselves to the pickup trucks outside.

Just then the local village policeman Jim Wilde walked into the pub. He was a
big fat man with a moustache.

'You don't mind me asking where you are going?'

'Just get out of our way Wilde 'said Jeff.

'We're off to teach that Jones a lesson and to get that Norsi cow and you're
not going to stop us!' said Mike.

'Just be careful Jeff. You must understand that criminal damage rape and
murder are illegal' said Wilde.

They all roared with laughter.

'Yeah and drinking on dooty is illegal you pisshead!' shouted Jeff treating
him as a complete joke.

Jeff went into the first truck with Mike. He had a sawn-off shotgun in the
back that he was quite prepared to use on Karia whom he regarded as his
complete enemy. In the other truck were Jim and Bill.

They drove straight to the Jones house. It was now getting pitch dark They
turned their headlights straight on to the house.

Jeff got out of the truck and shouted straight at the house

"'Oi Jones you bastard we've come to get you! We want that Norsi bitch too!"

With that they started to throw rocks straight into the house. Soon every
window had been broken. They were becoming more and more drunk as they drank
more and more cans of beer. They were having the time of their lives!

Meanwhile Karia roared back to Tiverton from Exeter on her newly repaired
Hardanger bike for her appointment. She waited some time outside the
solicitor's office for Maaike. Soon in the distance. she could see a blonde
leather clad Woman riding a huge Hardanger. It was Maaike!

Maaike was dressed totally in black leather with a shiny black helmet. She
took her helmet off to reveal her stunning face. She was really tall , even
taller than Karia. She had long lovely blonde hair. She really did have
incredible rippling muscles that protruded through the leathers!

She gave Karia a long passionate Welcome Kiss.

'Oh, Karia I'm so overjoyed to meet you my fellow Norse Woman!'

'�...h, Karia, jeg er saa yfir sig aan�gddur for aa moote deg min Norse
Kvinne!'

'I'm overjoyed too Maaike, its wonderful to meet you especially after meeting
all these shitkickers!'

'Jeg er overlykkelig for Maaike, det er yndislegt aa moote deg spesielt etter
aa ha moott alle disse drittkikkerne!'

Soon Jones arrived in his car. He was sweating all over. He greeted Karia and
Maaike who both kissed him.

'Don't worry we will deal with those bastards David. I've dealt with hicks
like them in Okehampton single handed and they don't give me any trouble
anymore!' said Maaike.

They walked into the solicitor's office. They were met by Julie Webb. She was
actually quite a large woman by English standards. She was wearing a skirt and
boots which made her look quite powerful, though she was of course nowhere
near the size of Karia and Maaike.

They talked for nearly two hours all about the harassment, the rape and the
ineffectiveness of the Devon Police. Julie said she would do everything to
take the case forward.

Suddenly as they were speaking the phone rang. It was Mrs Jones. She was
hysterical.

She spoke to Karia.

'Miss Karia You will have to come now please! The thugs are throwing rocks at
the house and are screaming abuse. They say they want to kill me and Mr Jones.
They say they want Jenny too!.'

' PLEASE COME WITH YOUR FRIEND NOW!'

'YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!' she screamed.

Karia was furious as was Maaike.

They both leapt onto their Hardanger bikes

Karia had a siren fitted to her motorbike in case there were any obstructions
from sheep or cows on the way. Cheriton Fitzpaine was only 10 miles away down
country lanes

A tractor came in the way so, Maaike ordered the driver to get out of the way
or she would throw a knife straight into the wheel and knock it over with her
bike.!

Karia was close behind her roaring ahead. Suddenly she had a phone call from
Lorraine who worked at the White Lion.

' Karia it's me Lorraine. Those guys have gone over to Jones' house . They
want to kill you too. They have been saying terrible things about you calling
you a Norsi bitch and saying that they want to kill you! I have made a tape of
their conversation.'

'Don't worry Lorraine. We're on our way to deal with those bastards After we
have given them a good beating. It's good you have made a tape as evidence. I
will contact my Supervisor Senior Judge Halima and have them arrested and
taken to the Judge Headquarters for trial and sentence!'

They carried on roaring towards Jones house. They were soon outside.

They looked on horror as they saw that two of the thugs had broken into the
house and had grabbed hold of Mrs. Jones. She was screaming for help

. Maaike leapt off her bike

'You'd better leave her alone or we'll bust every bone in your bodies!'

'Who the ell are you? You're not another Norsi bitch!' said Jeff.

'My name is Maaike. I'm a Norse Woman and you'd better address me correctly
your stupid country bumpkin!' she said.

Jeff now had a knife around Mrs. Jones' throat.

'Get out of the way Norsi or oi'll f-----g kill her!'

Suddenly Karia crept behind him unnoticed.

She grabbed him by the hair from behind. At the same time, she grabbed him
hard by the testicles once again.

'I've already practiced Cock and Ball Torture on you before you bastard! This
time you get it even harder! 'she said squeezing his prick and testicles hard.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he bellowed as he let Mrs. Jones go.

He fell on the ground rolling around and screaming with pain.

Mrs. Jones ran over to Maaike who held her in her arms.

'Please Madame help me. They broke into the house and took my daughter Jenny!'

'Don't worry we'll find them and get those shitkickers' she said.

Just then Maaike saw Mike run towards the van. She ran towards him and tackled
him hurling him onto the ground.

She had him pinned to the ground holding him hard by the testicles.

'Tell me where they've taken Jenny or I'll rip out your testicles!' she
screamed at him

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!' he bellowed.

She could hear his testicles crack as she dug even harder.

'THEY'VE TAKEN HER TO THE PUB!'

' PLEASSSSSSSSSEEEEEE NNNNOOO MMMORE!'

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