KANVEE ADAM THE LIBERIAN DOMME by Hamlet MADAME MARYLINE THE BANK MANAGER KANVEE THE LIBERIAN DOMME'S FIRST FIGHT Madame Maryline and Kanvee went outside ready to beat the living daylights out of their enemies and make them cripples for life if necessary. Kanvee being such a massively big and strong Black Woman could not wait to get her hands on those bastards and beat them to death. How dare anyone at all defy the Bank of Loving Control and Domination? How dare anyone defy the Manager the wonderful Madame Maryline! They were ready to confront the owner of a filthy pub Joe O'Connor. Maryline had just written to Joe O'Connor. BLCD 26 Clumber Street Nottingham NG1 3GA Dear. O'Connor I am in possession of your letter. You are obviously semi-literate- another thing I will not tolerate. Your letter was handwritten, rude, written on dirty paper and full of grammatical and spelling mistakes! I intend to evict you from your premises today. If you intend to resist then my Personal Banker and I will beat you and your friends until you are all cripples after which we will physically throw you out of the town. For your own and everyone else's benefit LEAVE NOW! Yours sincerely MADAME MARYLINE DEE THE MANAGER 'Right Kanvee let's get going. Before we leave I want to give this bastard a ring.' She dialled the number. O'Connor answered. 'O'Connor you bastard! Why are you still there? I ordered you to get out of town by today!' 'You f------------g nigger bitch ! I'm not going anywhere This is my pub and I'm staying !I'm not obeying any f-------g bank manager ' 'You are in very serious shit O'Connor. My colleague the Personal Banker Kanvee and I are coming to beat the living daylights out of you and your family. I will fight you personally and if necessary, cripple you for life!' She slammed the phone down in a fury! 'Come on Kanvee I know that you are like me a brilliant and invincible fighter like me.I have read your CV and seen all your fighting qualifications.' 'This will almost certainly be a fight to the death and we may have to cripple all his family. Don't worry we are just going to cripple him for life. The Police also know everything about what the BLCD is doing'. 'Now get your fighting equipment ready- your knuckle dusters and your cat o nine tails. Let's really enjoy ourselves beating those bastards and smashing up the pub too. ' Come on Kanvee!' Madame Maryline was furious .She was going to fight her enemy O'Connor personally and beat him to death and kill him if necessary. No mercy would be shown to those who showed disobedience and defiance to her and the BLCD. Maryline turned to Kanvee kissed her on the lips.She loved sexually harassing all her Staff and as the Manager had full power to do exactly as she wanted. She was effectively a human Goddess and she knew it! 'Kanvee we both look so stunning and frightening together in our leather uniforms. We are about to fight these bastards.I want this to be a fight to until your opponent is a cripple.. I don't want to see you hurt or injured at all, but you must inflict the most terrible pain on them. I don't care what you do, they must be eliminated off the face of the earth at all costs. It's as simple as that.' . 'I believe completely in a Zero Tolerance programme to be waged against crime. I have full permission from the Police to beat as many criminals to death as possible.It will be called Justifiable Homicide as I said before. She is to have signs put up in all Branches' WAGE WAR AGAINST CRIME! WE AT THE BLCD BEAT CRIMINALS TO DEATH IF NECESSARY! 'I will be very angry if we don't use the powers given to us and beat all these bastards showing no mercy at all. Remember . There is no point in throwing them out of Nottingham as they will just go somewhere else and cause maybe even more trouble there.The only way to destroy them is to wipe them out like the weeds they are! Remember too the my word is Law just as my word is Law in the Branch.If I say beat them we must beat them it as simple as that!' 'I know Madame Maryline you are absolutely right as always. As a Personal Banker my aim is to destroy crime and if it means making these bastards cripples I will do it!'said Kanvee. 'That's quite right Kanvee.Let's get ready for this fight like you I really adore fighting and beating my enemies. What I want is for me to take out 5 and you will take out 5.I want to fight and pulverise that evil bastard O'Connor personally!' They drove to the pub itself in Beeston Road.It looked a really grimy dirty place from the outside. Both of them were desperate to beat the living daylights out of those bastards and to demolish the whole place completely.They were desperate to smash up and to destroy every single bottle and glass on the premises.As far as they were concerned they would not be happy until everything was broken totally! ' Maryline strutted in longing to beat those bastards and O'Connor in particular.She was followed by Kanvee who too could not wait to do some serious fighting. The place itself was really filthy. It stank of stale beer and sweat. All of the O'Connor were dirty and disreputable looking too particularly Joe, who had a large beer gut and dirty hair. Madame Maryline stood in the middle of the pub in all Her wonderful leather clad magnificence. 'Right which one of you is Joe O'Connor?' O'Connor walked towards her. She grabbed him by the collar in her powerful leather gloved hand 'I thought I told you to get out O'Connor to what the f----k are you doing here you bastard?' 'I told you I'm not moving your black bitch!' Her hand struck hard across his face like a cricket bat. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! 'he cried out clutching his Bleeding swollen face. He could not believe how incredibly powerful she was. 'No one but no one speaks to me Madame Maryline a Superior Being and BCLD Manager like that especially not a piece of trash like you! Now we're going to have a fight right at the end after Kanvee and I have taken out all your goons together. After that I will enjoy fighting you and personally putting you to death! Now stand in the corner like a good boy and I will deal with you later!' He did as he was told and walked into the corner still clutching his jaw in pain knowing full well that the most terrible death awaited him at her hands! There was no escape! 'Right Knave show me your amazing fighting skills!' 'Certainly, Madame Marline!' She went over to 2 of the goons who were standing in the corner. 'I'll fight you first! What's your name?' 'Chris O'Connor ' he said looking at her leather clad body with a sense of fear. 'Why don't you try hitting me Chris?' He hesitated at first and then made a pathetic attempt to hit her. He failed completely as her mighty foot crashed into his stomach the boot heel smashing all his rib cage at once! CRAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He fell onto the floor in an unconscious heap. He would almost certainly be dead soon. The next one was his brother Jim. He came running towards her screaming. 'You f-------g bitch!' She turned around and brought the boot heel up in the air. It connected with his jaw as he literally went flying up in the air. SMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSGHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! He landed right across the pub smashing into a table and landing in a bloody heap. Madame Marline was really impressed at Knave's brilliant fighting skills. 'That was great Knave! NOW IT'S MY TURN!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com