Iron Fist America by GJ Dear Readers: This story is strictly a work of fiction and any people, places or events in this story that may be found in real life are totally coincidental. GJ Iron Fist America Good evening ladies and gentleman, I am your host Simon Blake. Welcome to our show , IRON FIST AMERICA. Reality broadcasting has tested the mettle of men and women alike in a host of venues. Tonight we will raise the bar even further. Two perfect specimens of female muscularity, power, and beauty will face off against each other in the most unusual manner. Before we bring these amazing contestants out ,so that they may find out specifically what challenge they each must face, I would like to introduce our panel of judges. Our first judge is acclaimed in her chosen field of plastic and reconstructive surgery. In addition, she is a high ranking martial artist, and world body building champion. I give you Dr Elizabeth Chou. Seated next to her is our next judge. She also is highly praised, in her area of dentistry, having invented a process called Teeth Fusion using state of the art laser technology. This multi faceted Dr is also a mixed Boxing Champion and competitive powerlifter. May I introduce Dr. Shawna McGee. Please take a bow ladies. Now, it is my pleasure to introduce our competitors. Wearing red trunks and weighing in at 185 lbs is Kelli Bronzini. She has 19 1/4" biceps, 45" chest, 31" quads and 19" calves. She only fights men and has never lost a fight. She has knocked out every male opponent. Her trademark is sending each beaten pulp to the emergency room for extensive reconstruction. Ladies and gentleman, Kelli Bronzini. And now , in the white trunks, weighing in at 186.5lbs is our last competitor, Denise Evans. She has 20.75" biceps, a 45" chest, 30" quads and 19.5" calves. Like her esteemed opponent, she only competes against men and has never lost a fight, having butchered each one in the process. The rules of this contest are simple. Each contestant will be in a ring with one male opponent. There task is to inflict as much damage as possible to each male. Each male has the same physical level and degree of fighting ability. At the end of 15 minutes, damage assessment will take place. Our learned and beautiful panel will render a decision. The winner will receive $50,000 and return next week to compete again. Now for the last part. The challenge is: to see how many times each opponent's jaw may be broken. I see each ring is ready and our split screen is up and running. So, as my grandfather would say, Let's rumble! The viewers were treated to close ups of the action. Kelli began by flexing her huge biceps. Under the hot lights, sweat poured down those muscle peaks. Laughing she grab her hapless male and wrapped her bicep around his jawline. She began to flex up and down as she watched her opponent begin to bleed like a pig, on the canvas . After a few minutes she switched arms and repeated the process. Thoroughly having fun, she next began to hit him with powerful face shots, breaking his jaw 3 , 4, 5, 10 times. Soon, remnants of teeth, bone, pulp, and assorted facial juices sprayed the canvas a gory color. Now, Kelli changed tactics. Stopping this vicious beating, she let him fall to the floor. In a final coupe de grace, she pulled down her sweaty, blood soaked trunks and slowly sat down on his face. She began flexing her smelly ass, loving the sticky wetness under her perfectly formed cheeks. She stopped when she heard on final CRACKKKKKKK. As she stood, her ass cheeks dripping, she noted with glee that her mangled male opponent had his jaw split perfectly down the middle. Planting her now sweaty foot on his face, she rotated that huge calf and his jaw broke off, in sections. The crowd went wild, most men viewing this debacle shot their loads as if on cue. The body was removed to the examining suite where the 2 learned doctors began to take x-rays, MRI's, etc. In the meantime, in the other ring, Denise decided she was going to pulverize her stupid male. Immediately, she sent a roundhouse kick into his face. The audience could see a geyser of blood shoot up into the air. Then she began to kick his face back and forth, using her foot like a fist. In one minute he was a bloody mess. His teeth were strewn all over the place. He was out on his feet. Next she began to strike him with elbow shots to his face.1, 2, 4, 7,10 times she hit him rocking his jaw from one side to the other. Each hit broke his jaw in another place. To finish him off, she placed her mammoth biceps close to the right and left side of his messed up jaw. She began to flex and as she did her bicep power would break that bone. She laughingly continued with each arm until they were coated in a thick, slimy liquid. She counted each one until, his jaw, broken beyond repair split in half and fell to the canvas. Denise stopped and let his abused body collapse. As a final act of superiority, she placed her smelly foot on his face and ground it to hamburger. He was taken away for examination as well. Well, needless to say, them men came over and over. The women, who were fingering themselves gooed into their thongs. The ratings went through the roof. The show was a great success and spawned many copy -cat shows such as Break His Balls, Make Him Puke, and Flex, Flex. Oh how could I be remiss, dear reader, you want to know who one the contest, RIGHT? The two judges, having examined the corpses for damage( coming back into camera range wearing their gory white surgical gowns and masks, for effect), declared the winner to be........................... Suppose you decide, Dear Readers. Check your pants. That's a sure fire way to tell, after all.