THE NEW SCHMOO REVIEW
by Dr. Sigmunds Biceps PhD

Finally, after months of blood, sweat, and tears, I have had a chance to 
review the results of the TEX BICEPS SCHMOO SURVEY! First, lets start with 
the basics. Athena and I crunched 323 responses, a great sample. Here's some 
demographic highlights:

* More than 70% of the respondents were American males...Males from the UK,   
  Germany, Sweden and Canda accounted for about 10% of the respondents. 

* About 4% of the respondents were female. That's surprisingly high 
considering the 
  supposed misogonistic content on this website. The women were from the USA,
  the UK and Canada. No females over 40 responded.

* 64% of the schmoos were males between the ages of 26 and 55.

* 63% of the respondents had a college degree or a graduate degree. That's 
surprising
  given the juvenile humor bandied about this site.

Regarding the genesis of one's schmoo tendencies, a cursory examination of 
the data indicates no big surprises. It would appear that most schmoos 
realize their unique sexual attraction sometime during adolescence. Though 
the responses were interesting, it seems that the schmoo's relationship with 
their parents were normal from their perspective. Further, many schmoos 
seemed to link the dawn of their schmooness with an event involving a 
muscular woman. Here are some highlights:

* 73% of the respondents realized they were schmoos between the ages of 6 and 
17
  years old. 15% said they knew they were a schmoo before the age of 6.

* Though a majority of respondents characterized their relationships with 
both their 
   mother and father as "normal", a greater number said their relationship 
with their
   father was distant than said they were distant from their mother (32% to 
20%).

* A majority of respondents (53%) said that at the point they realized they 
were a 
  schmoo there was a concurrent precipitating event with a muscular woman.

The majority schmoo appears to be into being dominated whether in reality or 
fantasy, admires female bodybuilders and enjoys m/f armwrasslin'. Sound like 
anybody you know? Here's some preference highlights:

* Only 6% of the respondents preferred fitness women.

* Not surprisingly, armwrestling and wrestling were the female combat forms 
of choice 
  with the former being nearly twice as popular as wrestling.

* Respondents preferred a more muscular woman than I would have 
hypothesized--3.6
  out 5 degrees of femuscularity.

I have only looked briefly at the results, given the my early deadline this 
month. I will look deeper into the data in the next couple of months and 
hopefully construct a follow-
up survey later this year.

Below are the results in percentage format:

Age
18-25: Males            27%
USA                     18.9%      
UK                       1.2%
Canada                   1.6%
Germany                   .93%
Belguim                   .62%
Sweden                    .62%
Holland                   .31%
South America             .62%
Japan                     .31%
Asia                      .31%
Australia                 .62%
Denmark                   .31%
Other Europe              .62%

18-25:  Females          3%
USA                      1.6%      
UK                        .31%
Canada                    .31%

26-40: Males            37%
USA                     27.6%            
UK                       1.6%
Canada                   .62%
Germany                  1.6%
France                   .31%
Belguim                  .31%
Sweden                  1.2%
Holland                  .31%
South America            .93%
Asia                     .31%
Australia                .93%
Denmark                  .31%
Norway                   .31%
Other Europe            1.9%

26-40:  Females         2%
USA                     1.6%            
UK                       .31%

41-55: Males  (No Females)      27%
USA                             23.6%            
UK                                .31%
Canada                            .93%
Germany                           .31%
France                            .31%
Belguim                           .31%
Australia                         .31%
Norway                            .31%
Japan                             .31%
Italy                             .31%

55+: Males  (No Females)         4%
USA                              3.4%            
Canada                            .31%
Sweden                            .31%
Belgium                           .31%

Education

High School Diploma          37.1%
Bachelor's Degree            40.9%
Master's Degree              14.6%
Doctorate                     7.4%

Realization

<6 years old                 15.2%
6-12 years old               41.2%
13-17 years old              30.3%
18-25 years old               9.6%
>25 years old                 3.7%

Relationship With Mother

Distant                      20.7%
Normal                       59.4%
Close                        19.8%

Relationship With Father

Distant                      32.8%
Normal                       52.9%
Close                        14.2%

Precipitating Event

Yes                          52.9%
No                           47.1%

Reality

Being Dominated              35.3%
Watching Domination           9.3%
None of the above            48.3%
Dominating                    7.1%

Fantasy

Being Dominated              57.9%
Watching Domination           5.6%
None of the above            31.9%
Dominating                    4.6%

Preference

Naturally Muscular Women     29.7%
Female Bodybuilders          43.0%
Fitness Competitors           6.8%
Athetically Muscular Women    1.2%

Preference

Admiring the FeMuscular Physique      57.9%
Watching                               7.7%
Both of the Above                     31.0%
None of the Above                      3.4%

See/Fantasy

Armwrestling                 47.1%
Boxing                        2.2%
Wrestling                    24.2%
Streetfighting                6.5%
None of the Above            20.1%

Preference

Male vs. Female Armwrestling              47.4%
Female vs. Female Armwrestling            17.0%
None of the Above                         16.1%
Both of the Above                         19.5%

Degree of Muscularity

Average degree of muscularity = 3.6