The Kidnapping
	by Bigbomber
	
	Isis was sitting on the beach getting a tan.  She was a dwarflike Asian girl 
with legs like tree trunks, 4'3" and 107 lbs.  She had long, black hair and a 
beautiful face.  Suddenly, she felt a prick in her side and she fell asleep.  She 
awoke to find herself in a windowless room with blue walls and a closed door.  
And she was naked.  She saw a camera on the other side of the room.  The ceiling 
was high.  There was a lever 10 feet up on the wall. .  She looked over and saw 
Jack.  Jack was a thread at 5'11", 102 lbs.  He was naked too.  She looked at his 
legs and then at her own and it was hard to believe the two of them were members 
of the same species	"Hey."  Said Isis.  "Wake up."
	Jack opened his eyes.  "Where am I?  Who are you?"
	"My name's Isis.  We've been kidnapped."
	"Hello Isis and Jack.  Welcome to my funhouse."  Said a voice over a 
loudspeaker.
	"Who are you?!  Why have you kidnapped us?!"  Asked Isis.
	"To get out of it you're going to have to overcome some obstacles.  The first 
is the door out of the room you're in.  To get out of it, you're going to have to pull 
the lever on the wall.  Neither of you is tall enough to reach it.  So one of you is 
going to have to stand on the other's shoulders.
	"Stand on my shoulders."  Said Jack.  He bent down and Isis got on top of 
his, thin, bony shoulders.  He tried to lift her but he wasn't strong enough.
	"Let me try to lift you."  Said Isis.  She bent down and Jack got on top of her 
shoulders.  She lifted him like he was a feather.  Jack pulled the lever and the door 
opened.  She knelt down and Jack jumped off of her and they went through to 
another room.  There was a closed door on the other side of it with a bar attached 
to it.
	"To get out of this room, lift the door up by pushing on the bar it's attached 
to.  I'd recommend putting your shoulders underneath it and lifting with your legs.  
The bar's height is adjustable."  Said the voice over the loudspeaker.
	Jack walked over to the bar bent down, put his shoulders underneath it and 
tried to lift it.  It wouldn't budge.
	"Let me try."  Said Isis.  She lowered the bar, bent down, put her shoulders 
underneath it and lifted it easily.  They went through the door into the next room.  
This room had  a scale in it with a large digital display on top of it.	"To get out 
of this room, all you have to do is weigh yourselves.  Isis stepped on the scale first.  
The display read 107.  Then Jack stepped on the scale.  The display read 102.  The 
door opened onto the street.  They were free.
	They ran to the nearest pay phone and called the cops.  The cops came and 
searched the building they were inside but found no one.
	"What was that all about?"  Asked Jack.
	"The only thing I can figure is that our kidnapper got a sexual turn-on from 
watching short, squat  girls demonstrate superior strength over tall, skinny guys.
	"What about the scale?"
	"He must have gotten a sexual turn-on by the fact that I weigh more than 
you too."