The Biggest Crush By Stewy Teaser #1: A twig crunched as a very small man adjusted his posture, trying to maintain absolute silence from his hiding spot. His body was pressed back into the soft smooth wood of the tree trunk that seemed to open up and welcome him. It looked like some kind of animal might have made a home out of the trunk, which made him wary at first, but there was something out there much more scary than skunks or badgers... and that something was looking for him, very intently. An owl hooted. Every sound the forest made seemed to make the man's insides jump with anticipation. He was very anxious and looked like he could spring from his hiding spot for a full on sprint any moment at the sight of danger. The man seemed to be closing his eyes and breathing very purposefully, with an intent to calm himself down. He looked exhausted, but highly alert. He picked a leaf out of his short black hair and flicked it away onto the ground. The wind rushed through the trees and leaves began sprinkling around him, yet his ears perked to listen. *Snap* - The sound of a twig breaking. The man bolted as fast as he could... *WOOOOSH* the sound of wind on clothes. *pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat* - the sound of shoed footsteps pattering on the soft floor of the forest that was moss, dirt, leaves, and everything in between. The man appeared to be running for his life... Nothing could slow him... And usually, people that weren't olympic joggers couldn't run as fast or with such determination. Adrenaline has quite the effect on people. Then, as abruptly as he had begun running, he skidded and deftly slid himself over a small hill, into an underbrush that concealed him completely. Unfortunately, the man was entirely winded, and his breathing was labored and loud. He rested his hand on his chest in attempt to gather himself. *Thump... thump... thump...* Louder, denser, slower footsteps. The man's hand shot up to his mouth to cover it, desperately attempting to remain quiet. *Thump... ThumP... THumP...* Louder and louder they grew. Someone was approaching. Someone big. The moonlight cast a long shadow... A few more leaves crunched with another slow footstep. *sniff sniff* The sound of someone sniffing the air. "Is that what I think it is?" an alluring female voice asked aloud. The man frowned under the brush, his lips trembling, overwhelmed with fear and emotion. *sniff sniff* a few more sniffs. The urine was pouring down his pant leg, soaking them completely. He was pissing himself, pissing himself in fear. "I'll tell you what Carl. Come out now and I promise(italics) I'll go easy on you." the woman declared confidently almost mockingly, like she was amused. The man seemed to be weighing his thoughts. "Or you can try to make a break for it. Think you'll make it?" she mused, laughing to herself. The man knew, that she would be true to her word. She would, in fact, "go easy" on him, which meant that she would tone down the punishment one step from painfully brutal to just really harsh. Tempting, but not as tempting as freedom. *Woosh* The small little man bolted like a bat out of hell, urine covered pant legs and all. He was FAST for a man his size... and yet... Not fast enough. Teaser #2: Like a ninja, David walked with a clear stealthy intention of not running into anyone he knew. It was a miracle that he hadn't been spotted by the time he keyed into his office. He closed the door to his office quietly behind him and looked at the clock, feeling like he was on a tight schedule. David grabbed the framed picture of his graduation, some books that had been signed personally by his favorite authors, and an expensive watch that he had locked away in his drawer that was the last gift his grandmother had given him before she had died. Those weren't the only valuable things he had in his office though, he put everything in his satchel. He checked the clock again. Only 10 minutes had passed. He tried to think of anything he might have forgotten. He felt like this was his last chance to get all of his things if he ever wanted to see them again, and he was never interested in setting foot on campus ever again. He made sure that everything else in his office was junk that he didn't care about. "Ok, they can burn the rest of this stuff for all I care." he announced to himself as he prepared to leave. David walked to the door of his office to leave, but right when he reached out to open it... *Creak* David swallowed... hard... Before him rested the two most perfect perky Asian breasts. They were just so... big. Having shrunken down so much, he was staring eye to nipple with Olivia Chang, whose hands were on her hips in a very dominant and sexy pose. *gulp* David looked up to confirm his suspicions. Olivia looked angry. The sheer size of her sent erotic chills down David's spine that were mixed with feelings of fear and intimidation. "Now now... Let's let bygones be bygones?" David said in a fearful panic, backing away slowly from the door. All the while, Olivia followed, her breasts bouncing naturally in front of him with her footsteps. "I... don't.... think.... so..." said Olivia, her face showed an expression that seemed a little bit more than upset. David continued backing up. Olivia continued advancing. David continued backing up. Olivia continued advancing. David almost stumbled, but recovered. "Olivia, don't do this. I'm sorry. It wasn't meant to be." said David, putting his hands up as if to defend himself as his back pressed up against a bookshelf. *thump, thump, thump* Olivia stepped closer... and closer... and closer with deliberate footsteps. "Wasn't... meant... to be?" Olivia's voice was laced with a vengeful anger. David felt the futility of his situation. Once Olivia was seeing red, there was no calming her, David knew. He could only put up his guard and hope for the least amount of damage. Hopefully she only left him with a black eye. "I found somebody else!" David said defiantly. "There is no one else David." Olivia grinned a sinister grin, turning her head to the left, and then the right to prove her point. "Just you...... and me....." she grinned, advancing on him. "You can't!" David cried. "No?" Olivia challenged, pulling her shoulders back and thrusting out her chest to emphasize her size. Her breasts were so huge and intimidating to David at his new size of 4'6'. 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