Perfect Boyfriend By Wakfs An amazon-loving man explores online dating and gets into a difficult situation. 1 –WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHAT? Lynn was a big woman. She stood 5’10" and her broad shoulders, big arms and legs, and wide round ass made her look extremely strong. In fact, Lynn was extremely strong. It sometimes surprised even her, to be so large at her age of 47 and still be so strong and firm. Perhaps it was the horses she owned, or maybe just her genes. True, she had a bit of a belly, but on her large frame it didn’t look too bad. Her face was nothing to write home about, and she wore large glasses and her strawberry blond hair in a big hairdo to compensate for her puffy plain face. Lynn had joined the online dating service in the hopes of meeting someone special. She was about to give up after meeting a series of men looking for quick sex, when she met Melnick. Melnick had been looking around at some of those online "match" sites, out of curiosity mostly, but also for fun. He had recently divorced and was not looking to enter into any serious long term relationship. Big tall women had always turned him on, even though he was fairly tall at 5’10", so he thought he might parlay his considerable online charm into some interesting sexual adventures. Melnick had made contact with several women online, and this new one, Lynn, had sent her picture after two long online chats. Wow! Tall, big, and strong looking. Wouldn’t that be fun to play with, Melnick mused. Lynn was smitten by Melnick’s easy confident banter online. He was funny, intelligent, and seemed very nice. And his picture in his online profile was positively dreamy! She HAD to meet him. The two made plans to meet for drinks near Lynn’s place of work. Apparently this amazon was hard up for a man and lived alone on a spacious isolated property. A perfect situation, thought Melnick. Why, he could simply "visit" her from time to time, have his fun, and leave. She sounded kind of dull in that conventional way he didn’t really like, but he just had to have that big amazonian body. Melnick had mentioned that he really loved tall women in heels, so Lynn wore her boots with the three and a half inch heels. That would get his attention. When the day of the meeting came, Lynn was so nervous that she couldn’t eat all day. What if he doesn’t like me, what if he thinks I’m ugly, she worried obsessively. Melnick waited outside the entrance to the restaurant where they were to meet. Suddenly, a very big, very tall woman matching Lynn’s picture approached him. Yowza, he thought gleefully, I’ve hit the fuckin’ jackpot! Wait a minute, she IS kind of homely. Ah well. It’ll be worth it to get between those huge legs. He smiled as he let his eyes rove up and down the woman’s large form. "Hi Lynn," he greeted, "Nice to finally meet you in person." "Hi Melnick. I hope you haven’t been waiting long." Lynn noticed that she was taller than him in her heels and wondered if he would be put off by that. She certainly didn’t mind, he was so darned cute! Melnick led them to a booth in the bar area of the establishment. It was a dimly lit booth in a quiet corner, which suited Melnick just fine. He didn’t really want to be seen in public with this woman, whose size and less-than-attractive cabbagepatch doll’s face was somewhat embarrassing. They sat down at the booth, Melnick greedily taking in the sight of Lynn’s large breasts expanding the material of her pink shirt. Lynn was pleased, even though she suspected she knew the reason for the dark booth. A pretty young blonde waitress soon appeared, and Melnick was a real gentleman (what a change of pace, thought Lynn) and let Lynn order her gin and tonic first. Melnick ordered a screwdriver. Melnick turned on the charm. He feigned interest in Lynn by asking her questions about herself and frequently agreed with her, playing the understanding sensitive man. Melnick was really interested in this amazon’s body, not what she had to say, and his eyes stole looks at Lynn’s large luscious body as often as possible. Lynn found herself telling this strange man everything about herself. He was so easy to talk to, it felt like she’d known him for years! Not like all those other slimeballs she’d gone out with over the last several months. Plus this one was VERY good looking. She felt a growing attraction and longed to get Melnick in her arms. "No," she kept telling herself, "I can’t let myself get hurt again." But this voice was fading. After a few drinks, which seemed to affect Melnick more than Lynn (her large size allowed her to drink a lot of alcohol to little effect), Melnick put his hand over Lynn’s slightly larger hand and said, "Lynn, I really like you. Can I say that on our first date?" Lynn blushed, and the warmth of his hand and his words made her suddenly very horny. "I like you too, she answered, looking into his brown eyes. "I usually don’t do this, but you’re a really nice guy. Would you like to come home with me?" Melnick glanced at Lynn’s long nails and smiled his sweetest sensitive-man smile. "I’d love to come home with you," he replied. 2 – I LIKE IT WHEN YOU SQUEEZE ME Melnick followed Lynn on the drive to her home. It was a long winding road into a dark secluded area. She owned a large home and a barn (complete with horses) on several acres. Her property was ringed by a band of tall trees, which made the place completely private. She’d told him that she liked the privacy. They were soon wrapped in each other’s arms making out like teenagers on Lynn’s oversized sofa. Melnick felt small with her arms around him, her big hands rubbing his back. Melnick’s hands roamed all over the big woman’s body, enjoying the feel of her big round boobs and hardening nipples beneath the fabric of shirt, the breadth of her shoulders and thickness of her big arms, which were surprisingly firm. But what he really wanted was to get between those gigantic legs. Lynn started moaning as Melnick’s hand went between her big legs, which opened automatically. "Oh yes," she moaned, holding him tighter to her body. "Wow she’s really strong," thought Melnick as he felt his body get squeezed. "I like it when you squeeze me," he whispered in her ear, adding a nibble to her ear lobe for good measure. "Mmmm," moaned Lynn, "let’s go upstairs." She stood up and, taking Melnick by the hand, led him up the circular staircase to a large bedroom at the top. Lynn turned Melnick around once inside the room and gently pushed him down onto the neatly made king-size bed. She started peeling off her clothes, doing a strip tease for Melnick. Melnick answered by hurriedly removing his own clothes and soon the two were naked except that Lynn still wore her heels. "Omigod those legs are fucking huge!" Melnick thought as he saw Lynn’s naked body for the first time. Amazingly, there was no cellulite on her legs; they were smooth and solid! Her arms were also quite large with no evidence of flab. "You have a beautiful body," he said and rose to get his hands on it. "I’m glad you like it," purred Lynn who reached out and pulled the man to her. "Should I take my heels off?" "No, keep them on, they’re really sexy." Her big hands held his face and pulled it to hers. Melnick closed his eyes and opened his mouth, letting the woman’s big long tongue take command of his mouth. He was in heaven. They slowly fell onto the bed, and Lynn wrapped those beautiful big legs around Melnick. Like most men, he felt small in her arms and legs, but his body was so warm and he was no nice and honest and open. "So you like it when I squeeze you, huh," Lynn teased, rolling onto her side and tightening her hold on the man. "Oh yeah," breathed Melnick. She tightened her arms around him and squeezed her legs around his midsection. Not too much; she didn’t want to hurt him. Melnick’s dick got instantly hard. "Oohh, I guess you DO like being squeezed." Melnick felt his insides compress a little and looked to see one leg as big around as his entire midsection. This was better than his fantasy! The squeezing hurt just a little, and he tried wiggling a little just to test the strength of her squeeze. "Oh no you don’t little man," she teased, and suddenly rolled over with Melnick underneath. "Ooof," said Melnick. "I’m not too heavy for you am I?" she asked giggling, her round face inches from his own. Her body covered his smaller body and easily pinned it to the bed. "No – oof – I like it – unh," gasped Melnick. It was getting difficult to breathe easily, but it felt great. Her legs moved down to trap his smaller legs inside them, the squeeze pressing them together. Her arms moved up to pull his head into her ample bosom, then she lay down, letting her full weight crush the small moaning man into the mattress. Melnick couldn’t move. He could wiggle his hands a little, and his toes, but her weight was flattening him. He tried to move his head from side to side, but her tits were too big and kept his face smothered. He started to complain, but it came out as a muffled "Mmfff!" Lynn giggled again. "You can’t take much weight, can you?" She suddenly sat up and Melnick heaved a couple of refreshing breaths. He looked up at her as she grabbed his hardon and gave it a little squeeze. "You really liked that didn’t you?" she asked, amused. Most men just wanted to suck her tits and fuck her and got turned off when they found out how strong she was, but this man actually got off on her size and strength. She was really enjoying this new experience. "Mmm-hmm," answered Melnick dreamily. "You are my dream woman," he said. For tonight, he thought. She smiled, and felt all warm inside. Then she raised herself up and aimed her wet pussy down at his hard prick. "OH!" she said shutting her eyes as his dick filled her hole. For a large woman she was surprisingly agile, sliding up and down on Melnick’s dick, slamming her big ass down on him with a loud flesh-slap. Melnick groaned happily with each slam and time seemed to stop as he closed his eyes and let himself go. Lynn shouted "Oh yes oh yes" until finally they both came and she collapsed on the smaller man. They were both spent and promptly fell asleep. 3 – UH, I GOTTA GO They awoke and had more sex throughout the night, Melnick spending much of his time pleasuring Lynn’s insatiable pussy with his tongue. Lynn was careful not to squeeze her legs around his head too tightly (she didn’t want to hurt him!), and had the most powerful multiple orgasms several times before dawn. When the sun broke through the lacey curtains in the morning, Lynn was head over heels in love with Melnick. Melnick glanced over at the alarm clock. Eight thirty, shit! He had to attend a family function in an hour and a half. "Better get the hell out of here," he thought, wiping the sleep from his eyes. He looked over at the large smiling woman next to him. "Jeez, what the fuck did I do last night?" he thought. "I have to go," he said abruptly, and started to rise from the bed. Lynn squirmed out from under the sheets and grabbed Melnick with both hands, pinning his arms to his sides while sitting up. Melnick winced. "Oh no you don’t honey," she purred, and lay back down, pulling Melnick with her. She wrapped her legs around his back to keep him in place and pinned his arms to his sides for good measure. Melnick squirmed and wiggled, but he could not break the hold. "Come on, I really have to go," he finally said Lynn made a mock frown. "Aww, you’re gonna leave and never call me, right?" She was testing him; she desperately wanted to see him again. Melnick laughed, more to hide his growing discomfort than in humor. "Sure babe, I promise, but I really have someplace I have to be. C’mon, let me go." Lynn leaned back and stretched, running her long thick fingers through her hair, showing off her incredibly large arms in the process. "Do you – " she squeezed her legs together suddenly, forcing a pained "ugh" from Melnick – "promise?" she looked directly at Melnick and kept up the leg squeeze. She was amused at his feeble efforts to pry her legs apart. "He’s weak, but he’s wonderful," she thought. "Yes –ugh – I promise," croaked Melnick, who felt like he was being crushed in a vise. Lynn suddenly released him and he dropped to the bed beside her, catching his breath and regaining his composure. "God, she’s almost TOO strong!" he thought. Lynn looked at him. "Remember, you promise!" she teased, grabbing his ass cheek, remembering that he liked it when she dug her nails in. "Oww," said Melnick, jerking upright. "Yeah I promise, I promise. Now listen, I really gotta go." He stood up and looked around the room for his clothes. Lynn got up and put on a silky robe, which to Melnick looked more like a tent. She watched him get dressed quickly and then he disappeared into the bathroom. She picked up a pen from the nightstand and wrote her phone number on a pad that sat nearby. Soon Melnick appeared, refreshed, from the bathroom. "Hey, I had a great time Lynn," he said, looking at his watch. Lynn walked over to him and put her hands on the sides of his head. "I REALLY had a great time last night. I can’t wait to see you again, you are really special," she told him. She pulled his head toward hers, noticing that he offered some resistance this time. Melnick broke the kiss and hurriedly turned toward the bedroom door, and the stairs that lay just beyond. "Okay, I gotta go," he said. "Remember, you promised to call me," Lynn called after him, holding out the piece of paper with her phone number on it. "God what a clingy bitch," thought Melnick. "Yeah yeah, I promise," he muttered, grabbing the phone number from her at the last moment. After he left, Lynn fell down on the bed and started fingering herself. "Oh I just know he’ll call me," she sighed. 4 – HE CAN’T BE LIKE ALL THE REST, HE JUST CAN’T BE Melnick went about his business for the next few days, deliberately forgetting Lynn and the piece of paper with her phone number on it. He had no intention of calling her again in spite of those wonderfully huge thighs, but the stirring of his dick soon became insistent. By Wednesday, he was just too horny NOT to call her. And so, that afternoon he found the phone number and picked up his cell phone. Lynn was beginning to panic by by the time Melnick decided to call her. She was so hoping that he’d call right away, the next day. She thought about him day and night, and pleasured herself before sleep dreaming of wrapping her big arms and legs around his cute little body. When the phone rang on Wednesday afternoon, her heart nearly leapt to her throat. "Hello," she said nervously. Melnick turned on the telephone charm. "Hi, Lynn? This is Melnick. How are you doing?" Lynn smiled and closed her eyes in momentary rapture. "Yes," she thought, "I knew he’d call." "Hi, it’s so nice to hear from you. I had a great time the other night," she said. "Yeah so did I. In fact, I enjoyed your company so much that I’d like to see you again." Lynn’s hand went involuntarily to her large breast. "I’d love that. When did you want to get together?" Melnick didn’t have to think. "How about tonight? Unless you’re busy..." "Tonight? Oh I think that could be arranged," Lynn replied in a teasing voice. "Why don’t you come over here, say about 7:30?" "That’s perfect. I can’t wait to see you." Melnick grinned in anticipation. "And I can’t wait to see you too. I’m so glad you called me, I really like you." "Um, I really like you too, Lynn. I’ll see you tonight." "Wait, you need directions," said Lynn. And after she gave him the directions to her house, and he casually mentioned where he lived in the course of the telephone banter, they ended the call. Melnick immediately regretted his actions. What was he thinking? What a stupid thing to do. She was far too needy, a real head case, and not very pretty either. No way was he going to start something with her. Looking at the piece of paper with Lynn’s phone number on it, he resolved then and there that he would blow her off. He crumbled up the paper and threw it into a nearby garbage can. Meanwhile, Lynn was on cloud nine. She mindlessly cleaned her house and herself while dreamily thinking of her wonderful man. "Yes," she thought, "he’ll be my boyfriend after tonight. He really likes me!" She dressed herself in tight fitting pants and shirt to show off her assets for her man, and soon was ready. She poured herself a glass of wine while she waited for Melnick to show up. And waited. At 9:30, she remembered that her cell phone stored the last several incoming calls. Melnick’s afternoon call would be there along with his phone number! She didn’t want to seem too eager, but all the same, she was growing worried. Her house was difficult to find at night; she hoped he wasn’t lost. She retrieved the number and dialed it. Melnick felt a little guilty about blowing off Lynn, but he had forgotten all about it by the time his cell phone rang. He turned the television volume down and answered the phone. "Hello?" "Melnick?" Lynn was surprised to find him at home. "What are you doing at home?" she asked suspiciously. "Oh shit!" thought Melnick. He had to dispose of this quickly. "Lynn," he said. "Uh, listen, I was thinking..." Lynn was furious. "Are you blowing me off? And you didn’t have the balls to at least call me? I don’t believe this, I thought you were different." Her voice broke and she felt tears well up her eyes. Melnick groaned inwardly. "Listen, I don’t think this is going to work out. I’m sorry. I have to go." He ended the call, then closed his eyes and sighed in relief. "Thank god that’s over," he thought. Lynn stood there with the phone in her hand, her mouth open in disbelief. "What just happened?" she said. "He was different, he liked me!" She felt her anger increasing as she held the cell phone in her big hand. "How dare he do that to me! He really shit on me and I’m tired of men shitting on me." A determined look crossed her face and she knew what she had to do. She looked down at the phone which looked tiny in her thickly-padded palm and closed her hand around it. CRUNCH! Lynn opened her hand and let the crushed remains of the cell phone drop onto the floor. 5 – I BELIEVE WE HAD A DATE Melnick had forgotten all about the ill-fated date and was relaxing with a joint and a movie when someone started knocking loudly on his door. Melnick groaned. "Who the hell could that be?" he grumbled, shuffling to answer the door. The knocking resumed, even louder than before. "Hold on, goddammit" he said. He was not in the mood for any company tonight. "And stop banging on my door." He opened the door and looked up to see a grim-faced Lynn standing before him. "I believe we had a date," she said, and before Melnick could react she pressed her large hand against his chest and shoved him hard into the apartment. Melnick fell into the lounge chair and struggled to right himself. Shit, this was happening too fast! Lynn calmly closed and locked the door behind her and stood with her hands on her wide hips. "Thought you could just blow me off, huh? I thought you were special. We were perfect together." Melnick couldn’t help but notice that she was dressed to kill. She was poured into a pair of tight black jeans and a yellow tank top. Her giant boobs threatened to escape their flimsy prison and Melnick found himself getting turned on in spite of the circumstances. She was wearing the high-heeled boots from the other night. Lynn saw his growing excitement and chuckled. "See how turned on you are? And I haven’t done anything... yet." "How the hell did you get in here anyway? This is a secure building." He was growing angry at the invasion of his privacy and put aside his sexual interest. "Anyway, I told you it’s not going to work out. Please leave." Lynn laughed. "Oh honey, I’m not going anywhere." She began walking toward Melnick, like a cat who has cornered a mouse. A strange look passed her face and she appeared to be staring out into space. "You’re going to be my boyfriend," she said softly. Melnick was confused. Was this bitch really a nutcase? He had to get her to leave. "Listen Lynn, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you, I just don’t want any relationships right now, okay?" Lynn grabbed Melnick’s wrist tightly and pointed a long-nailed finger in his face. "You’re sorry? You’re SORRY?!" she yelled. Then her anger disappeared and she gently stroked her face. "Don’t worry baby, we were made for each other. In time you’ll see that." Melnick tried to squirm his wrist free, but Lynn’s grip was too strong. "Let me go, I’m NOT going to be your boyfriend you crazy bitch." Furious at the insult, Lynn slapped Melnick’s face hard. "You’re going to be very sorry you said that, boyfriend," she calmly told him as he rubbed his stinging cheek. She grabbed his other wrist and soon had both of his wrists held tightly in one of her oversized hands. She pushed him against a wall and raised her hand up over Melnick’s head, effectively pinning both of his arms up and against the wall. Melnick squirmed but could not free his arms. He started to panic. "Please Lynn, what are you going to do? This is crazy, I really think you’re overreacting here." "Tsk tsk, still trying to talk your way out of it, honey? That’s so cute. I’m going to have lots of fun with YOU." She punctuated the last word with a solid punch to Melnick’s exposed belly, knocking the wind out of him. She looked at him and smiled. "Don’t worry boyfriend, I don’t think this will last very long. You’re so weak you’ll probably pass out soon." Melnick tried to gasp out another apology but Lynn delivered another punch to his midsection. Then another. His insides felt like fire after the last punch. He could barely think, the pain was so intense. Lynn brought her raised hand down, dragging the wheezing Melnick down too, to his knees. She still held his wrists in one hand and now raised them up just enough to hurt her new boyfriend. He yowled in pain. "Aww, poor little boyfriend. Big strong girlfriend teaching him a lesson, huh?" When he didn’t say anything, she roughly grabbed his chin with her free hand and jerked his head up to look at her. "Aren’t I?" "Wha-what?" croaked Melnick trying to cope with all the sudden pain. "Teaching you a lesson?" Lynn twisted his wrists a little for emphasis. God, he’s so weak, what a cutie! "OOWWWWW! Yes, ow oww, you’re teaching me a lesson," answered Melnick desperately. "Good boyfriend. But I don’t think you’ve learned your lesson yet." Before Melnick could even beg for mercy, Lynn released his wrists, only to slam her knee into the side of head, knocking him to the floor. As he lay there clutching his head, she did a perfect knee-drop on his exposed side. "Ummff," groaned Melnick. He was in agony now, his head, his side and his stomach were pulsating with pain. He could barely move. Then the powerful woman rolled him onto his back and sat on his chest, pinning his arms to his sides with her huge powerful legs. Now he couldn’t move at all. He felt tears start to well up in his eyes. She stroked his face tenderly. "Go ahead baby, you can cry. I don’t mind. I know you’re weak." As if on cue, Melnick started to cry. "That’s why you need me." Suddenly Lynn slapped his face hard. Then backhanded the other cheek with the same hand. Melnick’s cries were turning into sobs. "So weak. Don’t worry honey, from now you have a big strong girlfriend to protect you." She slapped him again. And again. And continued slapping until both of Melnick’s cheeks were bright red and burned with stinging pain. "This is for your own good, boyfriend," she said as she swung her big hands and struck his burning face repeatedly. As she slapped him, she was surprised to discover that her pussy was getting wet. She closed her eyes and began repeating "so weak" to herself as she continued to assault his face, now concentrating on slapping both cheeks with both hands at the same time, working herself up to an orgasm. Finally her pussy exploded in hot release and she noticed that Melnick had fallen silent. Looking down at his red and bleeding face, she finally saw that he’d passed out! Wow! She giggled to herself. Getting up off her unconscious "boyfriend" she smoothed over her clothes with her hands and soon was rubbing herself again between her big legs. "That was sooo nice, boyfriend," she cooed. Suddenly she shuddered as another powerful orgasm shook her. She had to steady herself on a nearby end table. Finally, she regained her composure and noticed that Melnick was starting to wake up. "Oh my," she said pleased. "This is going to be even better than I thought. I have the perfect boyfriend!"