Where's Joe when you need him
By The " T.K.O Kid desio@jbic.com
Tina teache's "The Kid" it was all a fluke...          

          
Where's Joe when you need him?       

" The Kid " in his
last excursion, and outing with Buff Daddy Joe, was a close call. He
almost  became a little maid servent, to a group of dominate
women. Tina an old childhood friend to the  " Kid ", gave
him the whupping of his life, at Jamie's pool party. Doing so won " The
Kid " over to her with " The Kid " becoming " her little maid. Joe
and " The Kid " happened to stumble in on Jamie's  birthday party
, she was holding with a large group of women, that she formed. This
group considered themself's a select group of dominate women, bieng
supiour's over thier male counterpart's. The way they won thier
ownership over thier men, was to defeat them in a full contact sport. "
The Kid " happened to be chosen that day by an old nieghborhood girl he
knew, that use to dominate him in wrestling matche's, when they were
just teen's. She easily gave him an asskicking in the ring, at Jamie's
party, and won " The Kid " over to serve her as a little maid. But
Jamie made a wager with Joe in thier 3 on 1 match, with her and her two
sister's going up against Joe, in an ironman match, that if he should
make even one pin on any of them that she would allow " The Kid " to go
away a free man. Joe happened to do just that in a very sloppy win.
Jamie was charging him with about a minute remaing in the fight to knock
him out with a power clothes-line, after her two sister's collided into
each other, to keep Joe from pinning either of them, and in doing so,
Joe stummbled under her extended arm, from exhaustion and fell on top of
Stacy, with Jamie sailing over the third rope. Joe got the pin, and "
The Kid" got to go free. Joe happened to be turned lose to, even though
he lost the ironman match, but from Jamie bieng out from the fall, and
it bieng considered a knockout, Joe was free to go also. " The Kid "
was reflecting on that day while driving along an old Arizonia road,
remembering how Joe won his freedom, and how he layed out Tina, after
Joe's victory. His memorie's of Tina whupping him was growing a little
easier to live with seeing how he got a sasitfing shot in on her that day
. " The Kid really wanted to visit with Joe and thank him again, if it
wasn't for Joe " The Kid " just might be painting Tina's toenail's with
himself dressed in pink lace, instead of driving right now on this old
dusty Arizonia back road. " The Kid " decided to pay Joe a visit, since
it wasn't that far of a drive to Joe's place, and it wasn't really
taking him out of his way. Pulling up into Joe's drive-way, " The Kid "
laughed to himself when he saw the old wooden sign with a Buffalo painted
on it, saying " This is where the Buffalo roam ". The sign above his
store looked a little more apealling, it appeared to be an enhancement
of some type, surrounded in a flashing green neon light. The strong
appearance of a fighting female is what set it off. " The Kid " enjoyed
viewing the work Joe did at his place, and other artwork at other such
site's. One that he was real fond of was a site he ran into called
Diana's place, or was it simply called The Valkyrie's he couldn't
remember, great mixed fighting storie's there to, he read quite a few
of them, that she had in her library. A place he would visit often. So
much for reflecting back, right now though " The Kid " wanted to see Joe
. Knocking on the door, there was no answer. " The Kid " pounded a
little harder on the large oak door, still no answer. Oh well " The Kid
" thought, he might be out cleaning some pool somewhere. " The Kid "
was thinking he would stop back a little later. Taking off, and driving
a little piece down the road " The Kid " noticed a road sign O.W.K what
the hell was O.W.K. Driving on he noticed a Tall blonde haired woman,
taking a draw on a ciggerett that was fitted into one of those long
black ciggerett filter's. She was standing next to a much shorter man,
who seemed to be wearing a black leather collar, the car they was
standing next to was that of a jet black camarro. Oh well, looking for
some place to have a drink, he noticed a tavern called The Fight Room,
and pulled into it's lot.  " The Kid " just wanted to refresh
himself with a cool drink, and matbe enjoy some chat. Stepping inside
the first thing he noticed was a large redheaded woman, dragging on one
of those long black filter's with a ciggerett stuck in it. Man was she a
voloputous one. Mmmm...." The Kid " thought to himself very appealing.
Stepping up to the bar he took a stool. The lady who was attending the
bar, introduced herself, as Regina, " saying " " Would there be
anything that I can get you ". " Sure I said a cola would be fine ". She
went to fill my drink, then came back placing my cola in front of me.
Regina the barmaid leaned over, placing her arm's on top of the bar, in
a crossing mannor." Wow ! " She had the largest set of forearm's that I
ever saw on a woman, with muscle's rippling through them, seeing her
and those arm's were making me feel a little small. The brunett name
Regina then asked me, " What would be your name boy ? " " Boy ? " I
thought to myself, don't any of these women around here recognize a man
when they see one. " The Kid " " I answered " " Do you come around here
often ? " " She asked " " Only been here one time before, the city that
is " " Oh really, just what were you doing here then ?, you look kind
of familiar to me " " Regina asked " " I was here helping a man, name
Joe " " I told " her. " No really you mean Buff Daddy Joe, that live's
up the way a couple of mile's ? " " The strong looking barmaid named "
Regina asked " " Yep Buff Daddy Joe " " I answered " her. " We didn't
get nothing done that paticular day I met him, we were a litlle busy at
a poolparty " " I said telling " her. " You do look awfull familiar to
me though " she said " with a knowing look in her eye's, and one that
scared me a little. " I'll be back dear, I've got to make a little
phone call we'll chat some more when I'm done, O.k ? " " Regina asked "
" Sure " " I said " Regina walked away, to the end of the bar where the
phone was, making her call she looked my way and gave me a little wink.
Then I could see that she was talking to someone on the phone, and while
talking, she would give me a look, nodding her head, as if saying yes
to whoever she was talking to. Then she hung the phone up. Regina then
came back and placed those well muscled arm's down on the bar, leaning
over she placed a hand under her chin. With her arm on the bar she
tightened her hand into a fist, rippling her forearm purposely. " I
know I've seen you somewhere before " " She said " smiling. Then she
noticed me looking at her arm's. " Oh do you like what you see boy ? " "
Regina asked " " Well kind of " I said " " I've just never seen a set of
forearm's like your's on a woman before " " I told her " " So you want to
feel them ? " " She asked " " Can I " " I asked " " Sure go on ahead boy
, be my guest " " She said ". Placing my hand onto her arm that was
layed on the bar, I moved my hand along it. She tightened her fist
again, and flexed her forearm. My gawd I thought my hand wasn't even
covering the top of her arm, they were huge, and not only huge they
were as hard as a rock. Then my concentration was broken, a door
slammed behind me hard. Taking my hand from Regina's arm, I saw MY GAWD
! It was Tina and two other women, storming my way, and she looked
angrier than any mountain lion that I've seen. Getting up from my seat
," I told " Regina " " Sorry but I've got to be going " Turning to head
out the door, Tina stood there directly in front of me, all 5'11" of
her. She must of been in the gym quite a lot lately, she was huge
standing there, with her powder blue tank-top streaching tightly out
over her expanded chest, having some serious defined muscle outling the
in-between portion of her breast's, her shoulder's and trap's bulged,
with her arm's blending right in to fit the size of her shoulder's. She
must of had 23 inch bicep's now, her forearm's were a little larger than
Regina's with perfectly well coloured vien's, that lined her bi's and
forearm's and didn't discolour the beauty of her massive built. She was
also wearing a pair of ripped cutoff jean's, that clung tightly to her
huge thigh's, these also were well muscled and ripped. Man Tina was
awsome looking. But I had to get the hell out of there, I knew she
hadn't forgot that time I decked her with a back elbow at the pool party
, and I knew she wasn't pleased with the fact that I was let free to go,
not having to be her little sissy maid. I didn't make it past her though
I tried, Tina shoved me hard sitting me back onto the barstool Tina
looked at Regina and thanked her for calling. " No problem " " Regina
said " " I thought I recognised the little twerp " " So what will you
three have ? "" Regina asked " Tina and her two lady friend's. " I'll
have a fifth of yukon " " Tina said " " And give Bev and Karla here
whatever they want it's on me ". " We'll just have a couple of
budweiser's" " Bev said " " A whole fifth eh Tina ? " " Regina asked " "
That's right girl, cause I'm gonna be using the empty bottle on this
little faggot's ass " " Tina said " giving me a cold hard stare. Sitting
there I was beginning to tremble. " Oh look at him girl's he's shaking
like a leaf " " Tina said " to her two friend's laughing. Bev and Karla
found a stool to each side of me and started to drink thier beer's that
Regina gave them, with Bev downing her's then slamming it to the bar.
Regina then handed Tina the bottle of whiskey she asked for " thank's " "
Tina said " to Regina, and took a long chug from it wiping her mouth
with the back of her hand Tina slammed the bottle heavily to the bar next
to me, causing me to almost jump out of my seat. " So " Kid " you
didn't like the idea of me bieng your mommy, eh ? " " Tina asked "
Referring to the fact that I was set free and wasn't going to have to
serve her as her sissy-maid. " Well " " I said " beginning to speak,
before I was cut off by Tina. " Well what ? " She said " grabbing me
by the collar of my shirt, and pulling me up off the stool easily with
one hand. " Well well I I was beginning to stutter, and I haven't done
that for year's now.Then" she interrupted me again saying " Well this is
the way I see it boy, I'm gonna show you just who your mommy is, right
here and now ". " Please please I, I, I said " " Can't can't we just
forget it never happened ".  " Let's say we did " Kid " and don't
" " She answered " Knowing there was no way out, I took a foolish shot
by punching her in her midsection, hoping to break free of her grasp and
make my escape. " Ouch damn it, her stomach was as hard as a rock, or
a plate of solid steel, grabbing my hand to work the pain out of it.
Tina turned me around with ease slamming me hard onto the bar. Bieng
slummped over the bar, Tina then drilled me a couple of time's into the
small of my back, " Saying where in the hell is Joe now when you need
him " " She said " Shouting to me and drilling me three more time's in
the back. " He's not here to help your sorry little ass now is he, you
bitch ? " " Tina said " hotly. Tear's welled up in my eye's and started
streaking down my cheek's, when I felt another one of Tina's fist land
with force into my back. " Pleaseee....I cried" " stop pleaseeee no more
" " No more ? you want me to stop hitting you, you bitch" " Tina said
" Spinning me around., and throwing a harden fist into my stomach. I
immediately doubled over and let out a loud groan, and started gasping
heavily for air. Then Tina brought me upright, drilling me yet with
another solid punch this one must of taken me three feet off the floor,
the blow landed hard into my stomach, burying itself deep, and lifting
me off my feet. The other two women just sat and watched while I was
getting my ass stomped, by Tina, now who should be better known as an
oversized musclebound thug. Regina was also enjoying the display Tina
was putting on. Coming back to my feet. Tina turned me again, grabbing
me by the back of the shirt and belt, she threw me and sent me sailing
the distance of the bar, there was nothing I could do, as I saw myself
flying head first into the juke box. I landed with a loud crash head
first, shattering the juke box glass. " Sorry " Tina said " picking up
the fifth of yukon and chugging the remaining 3/4 of down. " Don't worry
about " " Regina said" Then Tina started toward's me with the empty
bottle in hand, and I could here Regina tell her " You go girl ". I
layed there dazed and trying to get up, but I had help from Tina. She
lifted me to my feet, and " said " " I was going to use this on
your ass, but thought otherwise, thinking that you just might enjoy
that to much " Then taking the empty whiskey bottle, Tina drilled it
hard into my stomach taking me off my feet, and slamming me hard into
the jukebox. I felt helpless as she drilled me a couple of more time's
there, then taking her other fist, she punched me hard several time's
in the face, making it a complete mess. To end her reign of terror,
Tina sat the bottle down on the table next to the jukebox. Some how I
was still standing. Then Tina turned to me once again, and sent a
flurry of furious puches to my open and ungaurded body, beating me
senseless against the jukebox. She sent two more devastating blow's to
my face, just before shooting her knee into my ball's, doubling over
and on my way to the floor clutching my crotch, Tina quickly turned to
the empty bottle taking it, she spun back around to me as I was falling
and brought the bottle down sharply onto the back of my head, sending me
crashing into the hard wooden oak floor face first. Instantly I was out
cold. Tina sauntered back over to the bar and telling Regina and her
other two friend's and he call's himself The " T.K.O Kid " " Well I guess
he found out what THE FIGHT ROOM is all about. The four of them
continued drinking, the night away, laughing it up as " The Kid " layed
there out cold still. 

The End  Author : The " T.K.O Kid"          
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