Dating for losers If you want to find out more or want to learn how to meet muscular hot sexy women FREE PREVIEW PAGE 1. Introduction pg. 9 2. THE MOST Important Things pg. 11 1. Be confident. 2. Find out what the hell is wrong with you. 3. Don't try to be cool. Just be yourself. 4. Speak your mind. 5. Be complimentary. 6. Stay in shape. 7. Smile. 8. Be nice. 9. Be aggressive. 10. Be persistent. 11. Don't go straight for the sex. 3. GENERAL ISSUES pg. 18 1. Everyone is screwed-up. 2. The majority of women have low self-esteem. 3. Be a gentleman. 4. Expand your taste. 5. Don't try to understand women. 6. Be a good listener. 7. Don't just go for looks (mostly). 8. Don't lie. 9. Tell her/ don't tell her you love her. 10. Watch how you overcompensate for your inadequacies. 11. Keep things you talk with her in private. 12. Remember that women are the queens. 13. Watch out for Whiners, Bitches, Chatter Boxes, Golddiggers, and Label Junkies. 14. Learn about women. 15. Don't copy what you see in the movies. 16. Remember every woman is different. 17. Read the body signs. They're right in your face. 18. Don't try to bite more off than you can chew. 19. Be aware of preconceived notions. 20. Be proud. 21. Don't try to change her. 22. Don't be homophobic 23. Have sympathy for women. 24. Communication. When the romance has faded. 25. Don't be a pig. 26. Make her laugh. 27. The Madonna-Whore Complex. 28. Be careful how you dance. 29. Exceptions to the rule. 30. Watch her eat a banana. 6. Stay in shape. You'd be amazed how much working out can help you get babes. I realize that you don't need to exercise, but it sure helps. Women like masculinity and fat ain't masculine. The majority of women won't tell you how they'd like a man to be built. They may say, "As long as he's a good man and has a good personality, it doesn't matter very much." Bull honky! They won't admit it to you if you asked them so they won't insult you and your shitty body. Sure, they'll go out with you anyway because they've taken a liking to you. Sometimes they don't have much choice. It's either date you, or stay home eating Hagen Daz, watch a movie, read a book, and play with Mr.Happy (their vibrator). At any rate, given a choice, they'd prefer a lean, hard, muscular body. If YOU were given a choice, what would you prefer? A soft, Jell-O, gooey body with a big fat cottage cheese lard ass or a firm, toned, shapely body? I tell you. It ain't that difficult once you start exercising. After the first couple of weeks you'll get into it. But remember. Whatever form of exercise you do, it MUST be fun! Otherwise you'll never stick to it. The Fat to Cash Ratio The only way you can avoid exercise somewhat is if you have a lot of money. Most women will be very forgiving with your looks as long as you have a lot of money. The size of your belly can be proportional to the size of your wallet. Figuratively speaking, the bigger your wallet is, the bigger your belly is allowed to be. The publisher of Screw, magazine (the x-rated sex newspaper) Al Goldstein, is a great example of this phenomenon. He's a disgusting grotesque fat slob pig, but a very smart, successful, and wealthy one. Because of that, he gets tons of babes (whores but what the hell.they're women). This is called the 'Fat to Cash ratio.' So if you're a wealthy tycoon, you can skip this section. Otherwise, read on. With exercise, not only do you improve your appearance and become more health conscious, but you also improve your self- confidence. And if you join a health club and go regularly, it's like fishing in an aquarium. The fish (women) are all there, all you have to do is put some bait on the line and one's bound to bite. Besides, the aquarium gets a constant supply of new fish on a regular basis. It couldn't be any better. Hey! You even get to see the merchandise in tight revealing clothes! Your window shopping is much more effective at a health club. Women may try, but if they have flaws they can hide in street clothes, by all means you'll see the real thing in the gym. And watch out for the big loose shirts and baggie pants. That only means one thing, there's a gross flab, cottage cheese bumps, or nasty varicose veins hiding beneath. You must remember though, that the fish won't bite unless you put the right kind of bait on the line and have the proper approach and plan of attack. Of course, you get lucky and get a pity fuck. If you don't know what a pity fuck is, that's when a woman takes a liking to you and even though you don't get her too excited, she'll have sex with you because she pities you and thinks you're safe for the night. (Pity fucks are rare and only happen as a one night stand, usually the woman is drunk, not coherent, upset, acting out, or avenging when they do this.) It's 'kindalike', when it's almost closing time at the bar and you haven't found anyone you like. You drink a little more so the few dogs that are left (you're no prize yourself) start looking better and better. Then when you're almost totally trashed and too horny to go home alone, you pick up a chick you would never think of picking up cause she's ugly and fat. She agrees to go with you because you're the only one drunk enough to even think about talking to her. That's one form of a pity fuck. Come to think of it, I don't know who should be pitied more--- You or her?