Goldie Muscles and the Three Bears By GBM Porridge really is good for you. Goldie Locks was in trouble. Her evil stepsisters had led her out into the back woods again under the guise of hide-and-go seek, when they really meant to lose her. "They always have been jealous of me," thought Goldie Locks, "Jealous of my beautiful long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes, beautiful face and winning smile." "That, and I'm not a big fat loser like them," said Goldie Locks, this time out loud. They were always mean to her, making her do all their cleaning and saying how bad she was to her step mom. Her step mom always took their side. "I'll probably get blamed for being lost, and not doing my chores. That's just not fair for a nine year old." Letting out a deep sigh, poor Goldie Locks kept walking, looking for the way back, or at least for someone to help her. Her luck was about to change as she came upon a cabin. Walking up to the door, Goldie Locks knocked lightly with her little knuckles. To her surprise, the door opened just from knocking. Poking her head in, she looked around. "Hello, is anybody home?" When nobody answered, she walked inside. And what did she see but three bowls sitting on a table. "Well, I guess if nobody is home, they won't mind me looking around. Gosh, I sure am hungry." With that Goldie Locks walked over to the three bowls. They had porridge in them. Goldie Locks liked porridge. What she didn't know was that this was special porridge. Walking up to the first bowl, she grabbed a spoon and took a bite. "Not bad, but it is too cold." Walking over to the second bowl, she took another bite, but this time the porridge was too hot. Walking over to third bowl, Goldie Locks dug in, saying. "But this bowl is just right!" Goldie Locks pounded down the porridge like it was going out of style. Not being the one to waste things, she mixed the hot and cold porridge together to make some more just right porridge and ate that too. The porridge sat in her stomach and knew that the right person had eaten it. This little girl had potential and good nature, unlike the Bear family. Being quite full, Goldie Locks looked around the cabin for a place to sleep. Walking into the bedroom, she found three beds. Getting onto the first bed that had a Mama sign on the headrest, she laid down for a moment. "This bed is too soft." Getting off this bed she moved over to a bed with a Papa sign on the headrest. "This bed is too hard." Moving over to the third bed that had a Baby sign on the headrest, Goldie Locks climbed in and exclaimed, "But this bed is just right!" With that, Goldie Locks fell sound asleep. A short time later, three rather large hillbillies made there way back to their cabin. There was Mama Bear, who stood 5 foot 10 inches of brutish might, Papa Bear, who at 6 foot 2 and 285 pounds, was built like a middle linebacker, and Baby Bear, who was 18 years old, but was the biggest. Baby Bear stood at 6 foot 9 and weighed over 350 pounds of pure muscle. He was as big as a house and as strong as an ox. They all knew that it was Mama's porridge that kept them big and strong, having stolen the recipe from some fairies a while back. When prepared right, the porridge did what it was told, and it was always told to make the Bear family big and strong. Being big and strong also made the Bear family very mean, very mean indeed. Noticing that the door was open, Papa Bear walked in first, but saw nobody. Mama Bear walked over to the three bowls and said, "Someone's been eating my porridge!" Shocked at the thought, Papa Bear looked at his bowl and exclaimed; "Someone's been eating my porridge!" Baby Bear lumbered over to his bowl and said, "Someone's been eating my porridge, and it's all gone!" The three Bear's then all headed into their bedroom. Mama Bear looked at her bed and said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" Papa Bear walked over to his bed and said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" Baby Bear stared at his bed and scratched his head. "Um, someone's been sleeping in my bed too, and she's still here." With the sound of three loud voices, Goldie Locks woke up and looked up into the face a man with messy hair and a few cracked teeth. "Oh, I'm sorry, when nobody was home I came in and must have dosed off. I'm a lost little girl looking to find my way home." "Yeah, we's get that a lot!" said Papa Bear. "But nobody ate our porridge before." With that he rolled up his sleeve and walked over to Goldie Locks. Goldie Locks jumped out of bed and ran for the door. But Mama Bear had already left the bedroom and was standing in front of the door, blocking her path. "Yeah, we's get lots of visitors, but they all end staying for a long time." All three Bears started to chuckle menacingly. Poor Goldie Locks had to think fast. "Wait, isn't there something I could do to repay you?" Papa Bear looked at her and smiled at her with his yellow teeth. "Well, there is one thing we like to do with strangers! And that's arm-wrestle." "But I'm just a little girl" Compared to the Bear family, Goldie Locks was a tiny little girl. She was barely 4 feet tall and had a dainty figure. Wearing a simple blue dress, knee length white socks and practical walking shoes, Goldie Locks looked very out of place among the very large and rather gruff Bear family. The Bear family ignored her and set up their arm-wrestling table. Mama sat down first, and flexed her large arm. A 20-inch bicep burst forth, looking both powerful and terrible. Baby Bear got behind Goldie Locks and pushed her forward. "We didn't ask you if you wanted to, we just wants to see Mama rip your arm off. Then it's Papa's turn, then if there's anything left, it's my turn." Goldie Locks gulped hard. How could she survive this, she had never done such things as arm-wrestle before. She wasn't even sure she knew how. But she knew that Papa Bear now stood in front of the door and the only place she could go was the chair at the arm wrestling table. Sitting down, she could barely reach out to touch Mama Bear's hand. Mama Bear saw this and looked over at Baby Bear. "Get her one of them telephone books to sits on, and grabs some more for her under her arm. She's too short." Baby Bear laughed. They sure did have lots of fun with those men who dropped off the telephone books. Three different ones. None of them lasted long, and none of them knew that the Bear's didn't even have a phone. Now they're all out back, crushed by the Bear family. Shortly Goldie Locks got the boost she needed to reach Mama Bear. Placing her elbow on the telephone book, Goldie Locks placed her small hand in Mama Bear's large and rough hand. Papa Bear held their hands together for a moment then released it and said, "Go!" To everyone's surprise, including Goldie Locks, her arm was not quickly ripped from her body. For it was at this moment that the porridge worked its magic. The porridge knew that this little girl could get the recipe back to its rightful owner. To the shock of everyone, Goldie Locks started to expand. Her thin arms quickly put on muscle. Her forearm expanded, and her bicep and tricep both pushed forth impressive muscles. Her shoulder filled up the top of her dress. Her pectorals and back both grew, pulling her dress upward. Even her legs expanded, just to even things out. With new found strength and size, Goldie Locks pushed back against Mama Bear's crushing grip and attempt at forward momentum. Goldie Locks' arm continued to expand until it too was 20 inches. At that point, Goldie Locks started to push Mama Bear's arm down to the table. Mama Bear's face turned red from the excursion, but it was no use. This little girl had put on enough muscle to rival Mama Bear and now had more than enough strength to match. Soon Goldie Locks slammed Mama Bear's hand to the table and released her grip. How did she do that, she wondered? The porridge knew. And the porridge let her show off too. Sitting back in the chair, Goldie Locks flexed her now large arm. The bicep expanded to 22 inches, 2 inches bigger than Mama Bear's arm, and looking much bigger on the arm of a little 9 year old girl. She threw in a glowing smile that showed off her beauty and youth. But before she even had a chance to recover, Papa Bear had sat down at the table and was ready to go. "I don't know how you got lucky and beat Mama Bear, but my arm is much bigger and I aim to rip yours off!" With that Papa Bear flexed his arm and a 35-inch mass expanded to prominence. Goldie Locks was scared again. She didn't know how she grew in order to beat Mama Bear, but Papa Bear was much bigger than she had become. She didn't know if her arm would soon be ripped off her body. But the porridge knew. Adjusting herself in the seat so she wasn't sitting on her dress anymore as it had become very tight after her muscle growth, Goldie Locks grabbed another telephone book to place under her elbow in order to reach Papa Bear. Baby Bear held the hands together for a moment and then yelled, "Go!" To everyone's surprise, including Goldie Locks, her arm was not quickly ripped from her body. For it was at this moment that the porridge worked its magic again. To the shock of everyone, Goldie Locks started to expand again. Her arms quickly put on more muscle. Her forearm expanded, and her bicep and tricep both pushed forth even more impressive muscles. Her growing shoulders ripped the dress up to her neck. Her pectorals and back both grew, pulling her dress upward to the top of her stomach which now had intimidating bumps and groves. Her thick legs expanded more. Her thighs were so large that they were filling up the chair. Her calves grew past 20 inches and pushed her knee socks down to her ankles. But with all this muscle growth, her joints stayed dainty, her hands and feet stayed dainty, and her beautiful face and hair remained the fairest in the land. With new found strength and size, Goldie Locks pushed back against Papa Bear's crushing grip and attempt at forward momentum. Goldie Locks' arm continued to expand until it too was 35 inches. At that point, Goldie Locks started to push Papa Bear's arm down to the table. Papa Bear's face turned red from the excursion, but it was no use. This little girl had put on enough muscle to rival Papa Bear and now had more than enough strength to match. Soon Goldie Locks slammed Papa Bear's hand to the table and released her grip. How did she do that, she wondered? The porridge knew. And the porridge let her show off again, too. Sitting back in the chair, Goldie Locks flexed her now very large arm. The bicep expanded to 38 inches, 3 inches bigger than Papa Bear's large arm. The bicep looked much bigger on the arm of a little 9-year-old girl. She once again threw in a radial smile that showed off her beauty and youth. But before she even had a chance to recover, Baby Bear had sat down at the table and was ready to go. "I don't know how you got lucky and beat Mama Bear and Papa Bear, but my arm is much bigger and I aim to rip yours off!" With that Baby Bear flexed his arm and a 50-inch mass expanded to prominence. Goldie Locks was scared again. She didn't know how she grew in order to beat Mama Bear and Papa Bear, but Baby Bear was much bigger than she had become. She didn't know if her arm would soon be ripped off her body. But the porridge knew. Adjusting herself in the seat, she was now sitting on her panties, as her dress was looking more like a tank top after her muscle growth. Goldie Locks grabbed another telephone book to place under her elbow in order to reach Baby Bear. Mama Bear held the hands together for a moment and then yelled, "Go!" To everyone's surprise, including Goldie Locks, her arm was not quickly ripped from her body. For it was at this moment that the porridge worked its magic again. To the shock of everyone, Goldie Locks started to expand yet again. Her arms quickly put on even more muscle. Her forearm expanded, and her bicep and tricep both pushed out even more impressive muscles. Her growing shoulders and traps ripped the dress in half. Her pectorals and back both grew even more, pulling her dress upward to her expanding chest. The dress was now nothing more a tank top, barely covering her chest. Her stomach remained narrow, but produced even more incredible bumps and groves. Her thick legs expanded more. Her thighs pushed against the arms of the chair, bending them away from the center. Her calves grew past 30 inches and pulsed with power. But with all this muscle growth, her joints stayed dainty, her hands and feet stayed dainty, and her beautiful face and hair remained the fairest in the land. With new found strength and size, Goldie Locks pushed back against Baby Bear's crushing grip and attempt at forward momentum. Goldie Locks' arm continued to expand until it too was 50 inches. At that point, Goldie Locks started to push Baby Bear's arm down to the table. Baby Bear's face turned red from the excursion, but it was no use. This little girl had put on enough muscle to rival Baby Bear and now had more than enough strength to match. Soon Goldie Locks slammed Baby Bear's hand to the table and released her grip. How did she do that, she wondered? The porridge knew. And the porridge let her show off again, too. Sitting back in the chair, Goldie Locks flexed her now humungous arm. The bicep expanded to 54 inches, 4 inches bigger than Baby Bear's very large arm, and more than 6 inches than her height! The bicep looked incredibly bigger on the arm of a little 9-year-old girl. She once again threw in a radial smile that showed off her beauty and youth. This time nobody was next, but everyone was mad. Goldie Locks broke one arm of the chair getting up. She then backed up, as all three Bears now converged on the little girl. Papa Bear growled as he slowly moved closer. "We don't know how you did that, but one thing we do know is that you're not stronger than all three of us. We still aim to rip your arms off!" Goldie Locks was scared, but the porridge came to her rescue again. Taking a few steps back, Goldie Locks felt the familiar warmth rush through her body, and she was now realizing that she must be able to become as big and strong as she needed to be. With the porridge leading her on, she brought up her huge arms into a double bicep pose and flexed her whole body, daring the Bear family to attack. Her arms quickly expanded to the previous 54 inches of might, bigger than the huge arms of Baby Bear. They started to expand, growing to 56 inches, then up to 58, then up to 60. Five feet of thick, peaked supergirl power. Her thighs expanded forward as thick cords of muscle pulsed forward. Her thighs grew until they met in the middle, then continued to expand outward, each one growing past 70 inches of ripped, thick power. Her calves expanded past bowling ball size, pushing outward past 45 inches. Her monster stomach was now in full view and rippled with baseball sized muscles that pulled her skin tight, producing large caverns between the muscles. Her back expanded to immense proportions flaring out like a set of wings with impossibly thick muscles. Her pectoral muscles pulsed forth, layering on thick slabs of muscle, one on top of the next, expanding her chest outward past basketball size. Her chest was approaching 90 inches of power. Her dress was somehow still staying on around her chest, acting as no more than a six- inch wide tank top, showing the thick pectorals continuing to grow and push forward. But Goldie Locks knew that it was the arms that showed power, and they continued to grow to spectacular proportions. Each arm had continued to grow at a faster rate than any other muscle. The peaks were now well past the top of her head, expanding past 70 inches. The three Bears had stopped in their tracks, mesmerized by the incredible muscle growth from this little girl. There was more muscle on every part of her body than any one of them, including Baby Bear, and he was 6 foot 9 inches tall! This super muscular girl was not even 4 feet tall! And still her biceps continued to tower upward. They filled every inch of spare room on her arm as they expanded past 75 inches, past 80 inches, PAST 84 INCHES! They were now 7 feet in diameter! And they continued to grow! Pushing past 88 inches, past 90 inches, past 95 inches, PAST 100 INCHES! Even the porridge was amazed. How could this little girl do it? They were now over 8 feet each! Each bicep towered nearly as tall as Goldie Locks was from the floor to the top of her head. At 106 inches, each arm was now bigger than all three bears combined! Mama Bear had finally had enough. She charged at Goldie Locks and hit her square in the chest. She may as well have hit a stone statue. She broke every bone in her hand on Goldie Locks' pecs of steel. Goldie Locks didn't wait for Mama Bear to try again, raising her arm back and punching her square in her chest. Goldie Locks' punch had a much different effect, squashing Mama Bears big boob flat, breaking down her pectoral muscles, and cracking a rib. Mama Bear shot off of Goldie Locks' fist and flew back to the brick fireplace, slammed into it, and fell down, face first. Papa Bear attacked right after Mama Bear, but didn't even have a chance to take a punch before Mama Bear went flying by. Papa Bear took a swing at Goldie Locks, but she ducked under it and unleashed a punch in Papa Bear's belly, driving all of the air out of his lungs and sending him upward. Goldie Locks then caught Papa Bear with her right hand before he could hit the ground. She spun him around and around and let him go, where he flew toward the fireplace and crashed onto the ground. Baby Bear watched as both Mama Bear and Papa Bear were quickly taken down. But Baby Bear would not go down so easy! He charged Goldie Locks, but she sidestepped his attack and jumped on top of the arm wrestling table. Baby Bear quickly moved over to the table and slammed his fist right into Goldie Locks' rock hard abs. And just like Mama Bear, Baby Bear broke his hand, while Goldie Locks didn't even flinch. Once again, Goldie Locks didn't wait long to respond. She quickly extended one of her tree- truck legs forward and kicked Baby Bear hard in his belly. He fell forward with an "Oomph" and his face slammed into the mega-hard chest of Goldie Locks, breaking his nose and his jaw! Winding up both of her fists, Goldie Locks punched Baby Bear in the chest, sending him flying upward, crashing into the ceiling. As he fell downward, both Mama Bear and Papa Bear had wobbled to their feet, and Goldie Locks had cocked her right fist back and flexed up her bicep to 107 inches of unparalleled power. When Baby Bear reached her height she translated her bicep power to her fist and smashed it into his face, sending him flying toward the fireplace. He slammed into Papa Bear, who slammed into Mama Bear, and then all three slammed into the side of the brick fireplace with such force that they were all imbedded in the wall. Baby Bear crashed face first onto the floor. Papa Bear, imbedded halfway into the wall then fell on top of Baby Bear. Mama Bear, completely embedded in the wall fell on top of Papa Bear. Jumping off of the table Goldie Locks walked up to the three Bears. She then reached under Baby Bear, and with one arm, lifted all three above her head. Smiling to herself at this incredible feat of strength, Goldie Locks bent down and pulled her arm back. She then threw the three Bears up in the air as hard as she could. They all three crashed through the roof, into the sky and out of sight. They were never heard from again. Thinking about her stepsisters, Goldie Locks made a low growl and flexed her biceps up once again. They soon towered up to 108 inches, then 110 inches, THEN INCREDIBLY, FINALLY, 112 INCHES! 10 FEET OF THE BIGGEST, STRONGEST, MOST MENACING MUSCLES EVER SEEN! And these huge muscles were on the body of a "little" 9-year-old girl, making them look all the bigger. This little girl was no longer Goldie Locks, she was Goldie Muscles! Smiling, and looking as beautiful as ever, Goldie Muscles thought about home. "I think my sisters are in for a surprise!" Grabbing a shirt from Baby Bear's closet, Goldie Muscles slipped it over her massive frame. She then found the porridge recipe and placed it into her pocket, somehow knowing that a fairy was waiting for it. Goldie Muscles walked out the front door, unafraid of anything that may be lurking in the woods, and headed for home. "Yes, I think my step sisters are in for a very big surprise!"